1 - 20 of 38 Works in Moist von Lipwig

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    An AU in between the events of Going Postal and Making Money.

    Out of sheer boredom, Moist von Lipwig decides to give being a villain a try and finds a henchman by the name of Moist.

    Words:
    2,642
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    123
  2. Tags
    Summary

    A Modern Roundworld Technology AU where Moist proposes to Adora Belle with a video recorded while drunk and accidentally sends it to the wrong email address.

    Words:
    711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    88
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Moist had never addressed a crowd this big before. He'd never been in a position of such authority without the oddly reassuring notion that if he made a total prat of himself and messed everything up, Vetinari would just hang him. Again.

    Words:
    2,456
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    160
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Three o'clock, Moist von Lipwig had discovered over the years, was a bad time to be awake. It was just the wrong time of night – or did it count as morning by then? – to be conscious..

    Words:
    5,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    71
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Lipwig flashed an instinctive smile at the comment and made a noise that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough. Despite himself, concern filled Vimes. What the hell had got the fastest mouth this side of the Disc so tongue-tied?

    Words:
    5,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    157
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Resolve is just a concept that's as dead as the leaves, but at least we can sleep, its all that we need, when we wake we will find our minds will be free to go to sleep - Jack Johnson

    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    34
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Roughly translated, it really meant - "Throw a dinner party. Next Thursday. Invite everyone you enjoy irritating. And Mr De Worde doesn't like prawns."...Organise a gala at the palace for half the nobles on the Disc? Oh hell, thought Moist..

    Words:
    16,175
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    162
  8. Tags
    Summary

    The whole day had been a total flop, Moist von Lipwig thought miserably. A flop from the floppy beginning all the way to the floppish end. And it hadn't even finished yet, which was the worst part – there was still potential for flop in the future.

    Words:
    1,521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    35
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Then Ladyship had straightened up and smiled her shark smile, as if they were in brilliant cahoots about something - and maybe they were - and had said, "How wonderful it was to speak with you, Mr Lipwig! Hopefully we shall meet again before I leave."

    Words:
    2,174
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    48
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Working out someone's identity at a masked ball: it was all a very simple matter of finding the evidence, dusting for finger prints and then calling the suspect on it.

    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    79
  11. Tags
    Summary

    The silence was not awkward, but he was delicately aware that if Adora was planning on saying something to contradict his claims, the moment for it had well and truly passed.

    Words:
    1,698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    42
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Commander Samuel Vimes comes back from the wrong Trousers of Time, where Ankh-Morpork has been burned down to the ground and attacked by armies. There is nothing to do except to pick up the pieces.

    Words:
    3,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    245
  13. Tags
    Summary

    When a con takes on a life of its own can lies become true and gambles become promises?

    Words:
    4,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    76
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Drumknott is most displeased to find the Postmaster General has pinched yet another pencil.

    Words:
    577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    230
  15. Tags
    Summary

    The thing about being young is that it happens to most everyone.

    Words:
    7,080
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1299
  16. Tags
    Summary

    The best forgery he had ever written was himself.

    Words:
    1,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    496
  17. Tags
    Summary

    This was a late blooming response/inspiration after I read The Brain Thief by hollimichele which I highly recommend.

    Thanks to cavorter (who-is-not-on-the-archive) for the beta.

    Words:
    578
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    619
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Dropping a pairing and an AU setting in my tumblr askbox had me writing a 3 sentence fic for it. Here are the ones I've got so far.

    Words:
    827
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    305
  19. Tags
    Summary

    In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician’s Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, but all is not quite as it seems (god I suck at summaries!), and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer.

    Words:
    15,281
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    478
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Written for the prompt Claudia gets pulled into one of Moist's schemes.

    Words:
    144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    204

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation