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    Lord Vetinari and Commander Vimes are private, emotionally undemonstrative men. A script is written about their relationship, as an epic love story, which for some reason involves operatic songs and grand gestures. Things do not go as planned. In fact, things do not go well at all.

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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Moist and Adora get up to some good old fashioned S&M. Why did I make Adora into a dominatrix who likes dirty talk? Because I can.

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    When Vetinari told Lipwig he wasn't going to eat him while sitting in a darkened coach with the drapes closed, he lied. This is just me filling scenes from the books with gratuitous smut. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    1
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    3
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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    English
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    8,088
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    806
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    "No one could have gotten that drawer unstuck," Moist said disbelievingly.

    Adora smiled.

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    English
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    116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    148
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    When a con takes on a life of its own can lies become true and gambles become promises?

    Series
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    English
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    28
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    62
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    Dropping a pairing and an AU setting in my tumblr (hereinlimbo) had me writing a 3 sentence fic for it. Here are the ones I've got so far.

    Fandom and pairing (when it's "Character & Character" instead of "Character/Character", it's non-romantic), as well as the gist of the prompt, are all in the title of each chapter. Enjoy!

    Recent Updates:

    Sherlock & Mycroft - "Overprotective",
    girl!Kirk & girl!Bones - "Girls' Night",
    girl!Kirk/Spock - "handle me, bb",
    Will/fem!Hannibal - "Office Sex"
    Denny & Alan - "Breakfast"
    fem!Will/Hannibal - "First Kill"

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    English
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    3,786
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1976
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    "A character study of Havelock Vetinari from a young child up as far as Unseen Academicals. Mentions of most of the major Ankh-Morpork players, especially Vimes. Takes off from Havelock's musings on the nature of evil in Unseen Academicals."

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    English
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    40
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
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    147
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    Vetinari and Vimes plan breakfast on Iron Girder before and after the attacks on the Low Queen. Spoilers for Raising Steam. First chapter contains cooking fluff; action much, much later!

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    English
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    9,498
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
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    310
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    Written for Disc Fest 20...12? Moist tries to come up with a couple's activity.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    167
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    Bits and pieces from the Superdisc! universe.

    Series
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    English
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    2,667
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    304
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    THERE IS ONLY ONE INEVITABILITY. ME.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    1782
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    Мокрист и Ветинари играют в покер.

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    Русский
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    893
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    Moist is still flying high after his day of fast talking and faster thinking - sometimes he just can't seem to calm down. Adora Belle Dearheart gives her fiancée what he needs.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    An AU in between the events of Going Postal and Making Money.

    Out of sheer boredom, Moist von Lipwig decides to give being a villain a try and finds a henchman by the name of Moist.

    Language:
    English
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    2,642
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    389
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    A Modern Roundworld Technology AU where Moist proposes to Adora Belle with a video recorded while drunk and accidentally sends it to the wrong email address.

    Language:
    English
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    711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    262
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    Moist had never addressed a crowd this big before. He'd never been in a position of such authority without the oddly reassuring notion that if he made a total prat of himself and messed everything up, Vetinari would just hang him. Again.

    Language:
    English
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    2,456
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    503
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    Three o'clock, Moist von Lipwig had discovered over the years, was a bad time to be awake. It was just the wrong time of night – or did it count as morning by then? – to be conscious..

    Language:
    English
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    5,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284
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    Lipwig flashed an instinctive smile at the comment and made a noise that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough. Despite himself, concern filled Vimes. What the hell had got the fastest mouth this side of the Disc so tongue-tied?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    509
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    Resolve is just a concept that's as dead as the leaves, but at least we can sleep, its all that we need, when we wake we will find our minds will be free to go to sleep - Jack Johnson

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    173

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