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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    A shiver runs through the Discworld.

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    "Yes, we knew each other quite well. Is it that time already?" The old man's hands shook, but the calm in his voice was evident. "I guess you know what they say, the two things you can't avoid are taxes and.." He trailed off, looking into the blue supernovas.

    I AM AFRAID SO. COME, MR PRATCHETT. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEXT, Death paused, checking the hourglass, SIX MINUTES EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY BISCUITS? OR CURRY?

    "I prefer sir, if you don't mind. Or knight. That title has always had me tickled pink," he said, chuckling and taking the hand of his old friend and standing.

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    A small desert community... on the back of a giant turtle floating through space... Welcome! To Disc Vale!

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    3/?
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    Dropping a pairing and an AU setting in my tumblr inbox (hereinlimbo) had me writing a 3 sentence fic for it. Here are the ones I've got so far.

    Fandom and pairing (when it's "Character & Character" instead of "Character/Character", it's non-romantic), as well as the gist of the prompt, are all in the title of each chapter. Enjoy!

    Recent Updates:

    BLEACH - HitsuMatsu - Picking Grapes
    KKBB - fem!Harry/fem!Perry - Role Reversal
    Star Trek - fem!Kirk&fem!Bones - Friendships Survive Hangovers
    Criminal Minds - Hotch/Reid - Relax bb

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine

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    5/?
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    Она смотрит на него, и он мнется, как бумага

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    Мойст все еще парит в облаках после дня быстрых разговоров и еще более быстрого принятия решений, иногда он просто не может успокоиться. Адора Бель Добросерд дает своему жениху то, что ему нужно.

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    Wherever there's alcohol, the Doyles will inevitably show up. And there happens to be quite a bit of it in the Dearheart/von Lipwig household tonight...

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    1/?
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    A brief idea of what would happen if Miles Vorkosigan and Moist von Lipwig were ever to meet.

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    Lord Vetinari and Commander Vimes are private, emotionally undemonstrative men. A script is written about their relationship, as an epic love story, which for some reason involves operatic songs and grand gestures. Things do not go as planned. In fact, things do not go well at all.

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    Moist and Adora get up to some good old fashioned S&M. Why did I make Adora into a dominatrix who likes dirty talk? Because I can.

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    When Vetinari told Lipwig he wasn't going to eat him while sitting in a darkened coach with the drapes closed, he lied. This is just me filling scenes from the books with gratuitous smut. Enjoy!

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    "No one could have gotten that drawer unstuck," Moist said disbelievingly.

    Adora smiled.

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    When a con takes on a life of its own can lies become true and gambles become promises?

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    "A character study of Havelock Vetinari from a young child up as far as Unseen Academicals. Mentions of most of the major Ankh-Morpork players, especially Vimes. Takes off from Havelock's musings on the nature of evil in Unseen Academicals."

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    Vetinari and Vimes plan breakfast on Iron Girder before and after the attacks on the Low Queen. Spoilers for Raising Steam. First chapter contains cooking fluff; action much, much later!

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    Written for Disc Fest 20...12? Moist tries to come up with a couple's activity.

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    Bits and pieces from the Superdisc! universe.

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    THERE IS ONLY ONE INEVITABILITY. ME.

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    49
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