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    In a carriage ride to somewhere probably more interesting, Spike considers Moist as the man behind the golden suit, and Captain Carrot as the one who scares him most.

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    A series of unrelated Discworld ficlets, falling somewhere between head canons and extremely short stories.

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    in which Moist takes steps to spice up his sex life

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    The wizards at Unseen University are at it again. After discovering (stumbling upon) a new version of the Disc, the Patrician requests an envoy from this potential new resource be sent to Ankh-Morpork. As a civic leader, Moist Von Lipwig has been given a ringside seat to the proceedings and is curious about these newcomers. What will the occupants of the new disc be like? Will their dress and customs be different? Since when did ankles become naughty? Does any of this apply to his city or its occupants? And what are they writing in that journal?

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    In short I'm taking porny requests of disc rn

    Everything sinful is on my artblog

     

    you can requests something there if you want

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    Drabbles in the Discverse!

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    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

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    This was a fic request for hermitknut on tumblr, who by luck of the dice won my 1000 follower fic give away. They requested that I write something about Vetinari's predecessor taking on the daunting task of running Ankh-Morpork, and while I had every intention of doing so, my brain caught this little idea and I wanted to run with it for as far as I could. As for how said successor deals with this, well I've already started on The Patrician's New Hat as a sequel so you'll just need to wait to find out :D

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    Discworld's comedy acts, of both accidental and on purpose variety.

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    Keeping people safe from harm is Commander Vimes' job. Even Vetinari. Sometimes especially Vetinari.

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    The Man in the Golden Suit does not tire.

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    Moist and Adora are captured by the villain of the week and temporarily drained of their powers. While they wait for rescue Adora has a chance to truly see Moist without a disguise for the first time. She didn't expect this.

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    A wintery night in Ankh-Morpork, and an attempted quiet moment in the Postmaster General's office. Attempted being the key word. In fact Moist suspects if the universe ever affords him a quiet moment it may well implode.

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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    A shiver runs through the Discworld.

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    "Yes, we knew each other quite well. Is it that time already?" The old man's hands shook, but the calm in his voice was evident. "I guess you know what they say, the two things you can't avoid are taxes and.." He trailed off, looking into the blue supernovas.

    I AM AFRAID SO. COME, MR PRATCHETT. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEXT, Death paused, checking the hourglass, SIX MINUTES EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY BISCUITS? OR CURRY?

    "I prefer sir, if you don't mind. Or knight. That title has always had me tickled pink," he said, chuckling and taking the hand of his old friend.

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    Darkness descends over the Disc, but there is always a light— a tribute in memorial to the great man himself, Terry Pratchett.

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