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    Vimes had not prepared himself for this. But now he was constantly aware of the fact that the only thing the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork wore underneath his robes was body glitter and socks. It was not helpful at all during important meetings.

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    A peek into Robbie's future, from the POV of Moist von Lipwig.

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    Patrolling the Streets of Ankh-Morpork was a calming way to spend the evening. The cobblestones felt familiar underneath Vimes’s boots and the breeze was refreshing. Instead Vimes found himself accompanied by a very talkative Wuffles and a silent Patrician, who had looped his arm around Vimes’s own after remarking that he’d lost his cane.

    Or: in which Vimes's life is a series of: 'why are you like this?'

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    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

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    This is a memorial work for Sir Pterry, on the second anniversary of his death, March 12th. Quiz in Chapter One, answers to be posted March 13th in Chapter Two.

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    Some days the illusion of love was enough.

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    What now, when the con has left reality itself changed?

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    Nieodpowiedni powóz należący do nieodpowiedniej osoby, będącej w trakcie wykonywania nieodpowiedniej czynności. No i gdzie leży tytułowa granica. Miniaturka. Pre-slash, jeśli założysz okulary.

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    And there it was. Give ‘em a show, Moist thought, talk a fast game and act like you belonged and even falling could look like flying.

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    mini recueil de mini fics centrées sur Ankh Morpork qui se modernise ;
    1ère vignette : Moist, en retard, pondère sur l'état de la circulation urbaine à Ankh-Morpork et les projet de Lord Vetinari.
    2ème : Mr Fusspot et son joujou mécanique.
    3ème : Le régime instauré par Vetinari lui survivra-t-il ?
    4ème : Périmé, le vieux CMOT ?
    5ème : L'invention historique de l'argent.

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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    I've spent probably too much time wondering who could possibly be patrician after Vetinari. Recently, I came up with a satisfactory answer.

    Consider: Young Sam.

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    "I commend my soul to any god who can find it". Great last words. Except they weren't. Last words, that is. In hindsight... really stupid words. Really... really stupid words. Moist finds his place as the world continues changing.

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    Moist visits Adora's apartment for the first time and delights at looking at all her stuff.

    “You don't mind me looking around a bit?” Moist asks.

    “Go ahead.” Adora says.

    She is smiling, so she definitely means it. Moist smiles too. He wants to explore everything.

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    Susan Sto-Helit, Death's granddaughter, learns that she has one month to live. She takes up the challenge.

    9/9/16
    Just when I had this thing falling in place --I broke a finger on my (dominant) right hand. This causes delay but the work is not abandoned. In process:Chapter 2 finds Susan in Lancre, with the witches who always know the exact time of their deaths. Also, they've met her grandfather a
    number of times, which fascinates Susan.
    And more plot.

     

    10 16 16
    Still to come in ch 3. She's asked to rescue (plot)

    Ch 4 and 5 she returns to Ankh-Morpork for her final days. (Yes, see tags)

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    In a carriage ride to somewhere probably more interesting, Spike considers Moist as the man behind the golden suit, and Captain Carrot as the one who scares him most.

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    A series of unrelated Discworld ficlets, falling somewhere between head canons and extremely short stories.

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    in which Moist takes steps to spice up his sex life

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