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    Poor, unfortunate souls. In pain, in need.

    Peccant Scofflaw built an empire. You can't build empires without making a few hard choices, but there's no reason those choices had to be hard for him. The trick to successful management is good delegation.

    Yes, I've had the odd complaint. But on the whole, I've been a saint! To these poor, unfortunate souls.

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    Your name is Peccant Scofflaw, and you are afraid that Pernicious Innovator has finally been pushed past his limit.

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    Angry Delinquent just got bottom surgery, and can finally pee out of his dick.

    Series
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    1/1
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    A series of Mobsterswitch shorts that don't fit anywhere else. Some AU.

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    2/?
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    When people say that Metropolis Central doesn’t sleep, it’s only a half truth. It’s true that there are no times at which this city is ever truly asleep, but there are times when it isn’t really awake, either. At the odd hours of night, when the sun is just ready to creep over the horizon but hasn’t made its way there yet, the city exists in a delirious and drowsy state. It’s then that you can get your dirtiest of businesses done.

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    You walk through the town, not to assert your dominance or get any business done, but instead to listen to the word on the streets.

    All you hear is the same things you’ve heard before, same things you can’t stop hearing ever since Scoff came around. Shit about how the Scoundrels ran circles around you and your Crew, got them all locked up. About how they took over the city in a matter of weeks. About how they killed the sleuths—even the Chosen Arbiter.

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    Doxy never hesitates to point out your flaws, but even she thinks you could go on stage with her. Wouldn’t it be wonderful, she says, the two of you singing a powerful love song up on stage with all those people watching. Think of the money—she knows what you care about—think how many people would pay to see Heinous Doxy sing with Peccant Scofflaw.

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    The man who would become Peccant Scofflaw has arrived in Metropolis Central. He is little more than a hobo, fresh out of the desert carrying only the clothes on his back and the sword on his hip. Someday, he will conquer this city. For now, he needs to figure out how to pay his rent.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Bikini Bottom AU of Mobsterswitch

    Patrick's five point body hungered for fear, he wanted every lobster and every clam to live in fear of his reign, so afraid, that their shaking would crack the shells, and the newly exposed soft insides were ripe for squishing.

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    1/?
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    It's three in the morning and you're asleep. Yeah, sure. Doesn't matter anyway, someone's at your door, and whenever someone's around that early, it ain't good.

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    ...

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    ...

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    ...

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    Once they got to the point where Sleuth, Scoff, and Dame could be in the same room without weapons being drawn and lives being threatened, it was inevitable that it would happen eventually.

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    You can't save everybody.

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    Exile AU

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    Seduction.

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    29
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