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    In the beginning there was a war. Before city streetlights existed, before the wisps of smoke from the tops of buildings mingled with the clouds the skyscrapers touched.

    There was a war. A clash between black and white in a battle for victory that stained the moons like a stoplight. A battle that waged on checkered ground like a chess game played between two masters.

    Before the buildings and the blocks, there was chaos. There was death and destruction and monochrome battlefields. There was gold and purple and victory mattered, and anyone standing in the way of it didn’t.

    There once was a war, and in it's wake a city formed.

    Welcome to the end of Spades Slick.

    Language:
    English
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    2,853
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    A series of shorts, shipping snippets written at school.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,680
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    182
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    Droog has used his magic too much. But he won't let that be his end.
    If anything's killing him...
    It's gonna be himself.

    Language:
    English
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    1,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    106
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    Poor, unfortunate souls. In pain, in need.

    Peccant Scofflaw built an empire. You can't build empires without making a few hard choices, but there's no reason those choices had to be hard for him. The trick to successful management is good delegation.

    Yes, I've had the odd complaint. But on the whole, I've been a saint! To these poor, unfortunate souls.

    Language:
    English
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    9,446
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
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    76
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    Your name is Peccant Scofflaw, and you are afraid that Pernicious Innovator has finally been pushed past his limit.

    Language:
    English
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    292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    101
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    Angry Delinquent just got bottom surgery, and can finally pee out of his dick.

    Series
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    English
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    430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    155
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    Language:
    English
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    1,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
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    67
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    A series of Mobsterswitch shorts that don't fit anywhere else. Some AU.

    Language:
    English
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    2,714
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    118
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    When people say that Metropolis Central doesn’t sleep, it’s only a half truth. It’s true that there are no times at which this city is ever truly asleep, but there are times when it isn’t really awake, either. At the odd hours of night, when the sun is just ready to creep over the horizon but hasn’t made its way there yet, the city exists in a delirious and drowsy state. It’s then that you can get your dirtiest of businesses done.

    Language:
    English
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    828
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    196
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    You walk through the town, not to assert your dominance or get any business done, but instead to listen to the word on the streets.

    All you hear is the same things you’ve heard before, same things you can’t stop hearing ever since Scoff came around. Shit about how the Scoundrels ran circles around you and your Crew, got them all locked up. About how they took over the city in a matter of weeks. About how they killed the sleuths—even the Chosen Arbiter.

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    English
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    2,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    145
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    Doxy never hesitates to point out your flaws, but even she thinks you could go on stage with her. Wouldn’t it be wonderful, she says, the two of you singing a powerful love song up on stage with all those people watching. Think of the money—she knows what you care about—think how many people would pay to see Heinous Doxy sing with Peccant Scofflaw.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    60
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    The man who would become Peccant Scofflaw has arrived in Metropolis Central. He is little more than a hobo, fresh out of the desert carrying only the clothes on his back and the sword on his hip. Someday, he will conquer this city. For now, he needs to figure out how to pay his rent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,854
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    956
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    Bikini Bottom AU of Mobsterswitch

    Patrick's five point body hungered for fear, he wanted every lobster and every clam to live in fear of his reign, so afraid, that their shaking would crack the shells, and the newly exposed soft insides were ripe for squishing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    803
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
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    242
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    It's three in the morning and you're asleep. Yeah, sure. Doesn't matter anyway, someone's at your door, and whenever someone's around that early, it ain't good.

    Language:
    English
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    2,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    256
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    Once they got to the point where Sleuth, Scoff, and Dame could be in the same room without weapons being drawn and lives being threatened, it was inevitable that it would happen eventually.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
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    176
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    Scofflaw introspects.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277
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    Your name is PECCANT SCOFFLAW and you are currently engaged in a RESCUE OPERATION to assist your ARCH NEMESIS, DEADEYE DETECTIVE from a drunken, rioting mob.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    You’d all get angry and bolster each other out of black rages and check the viciousness of violent impulses, at and the end of the day you’d all wind up in your apartment celebrating a job well done.

    Not tonight though, you think.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    496
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    Scofflaw looked exhausted. Even sleeping he was frowning about something, and there were circles reminiscent of Innovator’s under his eyes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    412
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    In which there is tea, philosophy, origami, possibly some symbolism, and hopefully passive-aggresism.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    268

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