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    Have you ever wondered what the 2016 presidential race would be like if it were all set in one mess of a highschool? Probably not, but here you are.

    Welcome to Washingcoln High school, (or 'Prez High') where kids /will/ be kids, but there's a School Government presidency to be won!

    Barack Obama (aged fifteen) is a Sophomore at Washingcoln who got elected for Prez at the end of his Freshman year, along with his elder friend and vice, Joseph Biden. September marks the start of a new semester and a new school year - Obama's school year. However, a new student running for Barack's title has been causing some commotion and has become the talk of the school. As well as many others, two Freshmen have also decided to run, along with a dissatisfied brother of a certain someone, a preppy 12th-grader who knows her stuff, and last but not least - a quirky, democratic socialist.

    These eight students in particular are each certainly unique in their ways, but when push comes to shove, they come to realize they have more in common than they initially thought.

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    Paul takes Mitt on a morning run in the foothills of the Rockies on a campaign stop in Colorado. Much fluff.

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    Millions of people showed up to Paul Ryan's inauguration. What was left of the National Parks Service said it hit a new record.

    Of course, they weren't there to watch him go by. They weren't there to cheer him being sworn into office on the Jumbotrons that were set up everywhere. No, they were there because there was free food, and they could eat as much as they wanted provided they didn't try protesting. Everywhere Paul Ryan went that day, he saw hollow-cheeked citizens gorging themselves on whatever was put in front of them, devouring fruits and discarding pits and peels on the ground, then licking the sticky juice from their fingers, trying to see how much cheese they could fit into their cheeks, shoving bread into their pockets for later.

    It was unsightly. The government shouldn't be paying for this. Didn't these people have jobs?

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    Mitt wants to apologize.

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    Mitt Romney, now done with campaigning for the 2012 Presidential election, takes a small vacation away from friends, family, and America in general to spend a while in Midorijima, an Island city he was mistakenly led to believe was paradise surrounded by water. But upon needing a haircut only two weeks into his get-away, Mitt finds himself at war with his emotions as his barber is a rather attractive young man. Add that on to the conspiracy with him being a foreign politician setting foot into a high-security island like Midorijima, and you have a tale of action, adventure, and romance no politician would ever dream of partaking in

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    Ryan, Romney, and Priebus, and their torrid, one-sided affairs of the heart.

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    Everyone's in love with Paul Ryan; he remains oblivious to an impossible degree.

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    Mormon Church president Thomas S. Monson learns his lesson in space.

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    A crack fic inspired by an episode of the adult version of The Ren & Stimpy Show. Donald Trump learns that his husband Mike Pence is pregnant, and the two prepare for the not so blessed event.

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    They may have not won the election in 2012 but this was the man that he chose as his running mate, and by God was he qualified. He was one of the most talented politicians in Washington, and it was stunning to see him further his career after that.

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    Although Carson agreed this as a Friendly Battle for the White House, Team Aquila never thought the battle to be more deadly and explosive than ever.

    My first Political RPF fan fic!

    Warning! CRACK FIC!

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    Kira comes back home from another romp of 7/11 killings where he reminisces his past.

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    He tries to pray it away. He really, really does. On his knees, resting his elbows on his bed with closed eyes, Mitt tries as hard as he can to pray for a cure, a revelation, or, at the very least, forgiveness.

    (A RomneyRyan one-shot.)

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    In a post-apocalyptic world where Joe Biden has summoned a demon army and Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are desperately in love, a business tycoon decides to make a bid for the White House by whatever means necessary. However, from the wastes of a desolated America overrun with werewolves and demons, one hero will rise to fight back the darkness. His name?
    BERNIE.

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    The year is 2017. President Trump has risen, and a small band of candidates must stop him.
    (Suggest songs for my accompanying playlist!)

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    A really shitty fanfiction I wrote four years ago during the 2012 election. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney make a bet before Election Day: the winner is allowed to have their wicked way with the loser. This can only end so well.

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    Each year, Panem hosts it's annual Hunger Games. From each district, two tributes are chosen to fight to their death against the tributes from the remaining districts until one person remains. The normally uneasy Marco Rubio takes his little brother's place when he is called as one of the tributes. (Eventual Crubio)

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    Marco was tired. He was so, so tired. But it was getting better.

    A coda to Big Marco.

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    About three things Marco was absolutely certain of. First, Rafael Edward Cruz was The Zodiac Killer. Second, there was a part of Cruz-and Marco didn’t know how strong that part was-that thirsted for his blood.
    And third, Marco was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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    This is what happens when you suck too much dick...

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    If parties were people, then they might have souls. If they have souls, then someone will probably try to sell them. Hey. At least he gets a page in history books, right?

    The "soft Faustian" fic no one asked for.

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