12 Works found in Mistress (Oglaf)

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    Camelot is cursed by an evil Sorceress. Arthur discovers what splendid men his knights are, how adorable Merlin is and exactly what sort of books one can order from obscure vendors in Cenred's kingdom.

    Arthur wished the latest sorceress had given him a pair of donkey's ears, or made everyone's hair fall out. Camelot, its long-suffering inhabitants and its King, were used to such magical mishaps. They could deal with it. Cursing Merlin with walking, talking ejaculations with a duty to report to Arthur each time Merlin decided to have a wank was irritating on a previously unknown scale. It was out of the ordinary, even for Camelot.

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    1/1
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    12
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Sandoval catches a glimpse of the mistress's latest apprentice.

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    100
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    1/1
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    1
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    132
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    There is a town in Maine. Then there's this other town in Maine...

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    356
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    Sandoval's penis is missing. This is the worst of days.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    814
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    Sandoval was not appointed Lord High Ambassador of the Xoan Nation to the Court of the Mistress of the Skintillating Tower because of his innate diplomatic gifts, or for personal services to his Supreme Erectness the Tyrant of Xoa, or in order to prevent him from providing even more personal services to the Tyrant's nubile twin daughters...

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    796
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    The Snow Queen heads out in a sleigh full of gifts to spread a little holiday cheer, Oglaf-style... and perhaps to find some for herself.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    912
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    Greir (Lesbian Mercenary) goes to pay the ransom for her brother Ivan.

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    160
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
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    321
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    Sandoval's Christmas present.

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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Ivan know that jerking off into glass jars could only last for so long...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1214
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    "Hot" as a synonym for "sexy" is less common from people who've been on fire. The exceptions make excellent fire magicians.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    898
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    The Xoan Ambassador decides to give Ivan the Apprentice a present from his home nation. Ivan's not sure if he's very appreciative.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1442
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    A party game at the castle goes terribly, magnificently wrong. Sandoval doesn't find what he's looking for but does find exactly what he wants.

    Words:
    2,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    877

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