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    This is the second book of the documents chronicling the lives of the Killjoys of the elusive Camp Youngblood following the events of November 2019. The sections of the story have been separated into smaller sections for security purposes and should not be stored together due to the risk and possibility that they may fall into the wrong hands.

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    The Fabulous Four and The Weathervanes have picked up two new people, and lost one. The Suitehearts have had their cover blown. Team Decaydance are having an out of this world experience. And what is happening to Mad-Gear?

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    The Office/High School AU: For some odd reason unknown to anybody, a documentary company decides to document the daily lives and struggles of the teachers and students of Barrington High

    (OR: Music teacher Patrick Stump is hopelessly in love with his best friend trademark emo English teacher Pete Wentz, valedictorian William Beckett may or may not have had sex with the new Spanish teacher Gabe Saporta over his summer break in Jersey, pretentious and Coldplay-addicted Ryan Ross hates the lively and optimistic music teacher Brendon Urie, and more scandalous and weird things happen)

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    Even though Gabe can’t always be there when William wants him, he’s never, ever not there when William actually needs him, even if William doesn't know it. Even if they aren't speaking. Even if, last time he checked, Gabe was in fucking Ireland or some ass-cold place. He makes sure he’s there soon enough.

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    It's been one year since Brendon disappeared walking home from his job at the spice shop, and one month since he reappeared in a ridiculous ascot waxing prose about the art of not getting blood on silk.
    Pete couldn't understand why anyone would give up his humanity to be a monster.
    Brendon couldn't understand why anyone would turn down the chance of immortality.
    Somewhere in the middle, Chicago sleeps.

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    The Art Department and the Science Department have an actual real feud - and somehow Hayley found a chainsaw. The Music Department are going to get a new Choir room – even if Patrick has to beg – and Brendon is being absolutely no help whatsoever. The English Department are working on being officially called the English Department and not split between Languages and Expressive Arts. Said Languages department are painfully close to murdering each other – and William Beckett. The Maths Department is actually hell. No, literally Hell. The Humanities Departments may actually have teamed up to plot to take over the world and the staff room has rats or lots of tiny fairies or something.

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    High School AU in which Ryan can't fit the English class he wants to take into his schedule and is assigned to aid in the guidance office with another student, Brendon Urie, where they fall in love.

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    Gabe has always hated how insecure Bill is about his appearance.

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    This is the first book of the documents chronicling the lives of the Killjoys of the elusive Camp Youngblood following the events of November 2019. The sections of the story have been separated into smaller sections for security purposes and should not be stored together due to the risk and possibility that they may fall into the wrong hands.

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    After the events of MCR’s ‘Sing’ music video, the “Fab Four” end up at a place called Camp Youngblood (which is run by a Killjoy team known as the “Suitehearts”) – the only problem is… They are in body bags.

    When a strange package arrives at the camp, the Killjoys are thankful for Better Living Industries products for once... But what will they do when they realise that action must be taken to destroy it?

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    “The Fabulous Fucking Killjoys,” Pete Wentz laughed, sounding excited and pleased to see them, “Long time, no see.”

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    Gabe didn't want to surrender to his new bloodlust. He really didn't want to be anywhere near the people he cares about in his current state, but they weren't going to give him up so easily.

    (I'm not planning on finishing this.)

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    "OK SO i need an u based on "i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"..."

    In other words, Bill is dragged to a party. Gabe is there.

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    When Pete made Gabe sit on a table and watch scared Freshmen, he'd really hoped it would be a kinda low-key event. He stuck with this hope until Gabe punched Tom in the face for somebody with long hair and even longer legs.

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    William felt his whole world crash down, and he didn't know why, because to a point, he didn't really care.

     

    But he also really really did.

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    November 1639: Merchant ships flock to the West Indies, followed by colonists, navies, and opportunist pirates. This corner of the world is brimming with wealth and danger and adventure. However, this danger and adventure seems to avoid Adam Siska and William Beckett, both living quiet lives in a mundane fishing village.

    Meanwhile, Michael Chislett and Mike Carden don’t plan on attracting much attention as pirates; they have gathered a small crew on a small ship called Friday and they only prey on small, unprotected merchant ships. Their intention is to quietly gather enough wealth to live comfortably with their crew on a small island.

    Worlds collide in vast, treacherous waters and lives change in ways that can never be recovered.

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    TAI.. are kids. It’s Warped 2008. Cobra kinda has to deal with them.

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    Michael and Mike have won a ship named Friday in a game of cards.

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    On a list of things that Adam Siska didn't want William Beckett to see, his texts with Mike Carden would be at the very top. Of course, Sisky fell asleep after finishing a project for school and William saw those texts.

    And of course, William flipped out.

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    Andy's sex life is not a Nike slogan. Really, it's not. He just wants to do his job.

    WARNINGS FOR: Ke$ha, talk of lesbian orgies, pixie blood, Spandex Jonas, Maneating of the Hall & Oats variety, cold showers, sexy sex, unsexy sex, and Mickey Avalon.

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    A story in which Josh doesn't sparkle in the sun or eat bunnies.

    WARNINGS FOR: Bad puns, Bambi references, Pete Wentz, Twilight, casual crossdressing, The Jonas Brothers, a vegetarian coffee shop called “The Butcher's", said coffee shop's equally ridiculous menu options, Gabilliam, misuse of the word 'virgin', accidental boobs, femurs, magic, vaguely sexy cannibalism (courtesy of Ke$ha), RedBull, and one instance of a drunken ukulele/banjo rendition "I Touch Myself " by The Divinyls as preformed by Butch Walker and Tyler Joseph.

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    When William joins a new high school due to being kicked out of his last one, he starts to wondering why no one can see his best friends

    (A short story because I haven't wrote anything in ages and i felt bad)

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    English
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    1/1
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