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    William seems to drift off for a moment, gazing into space before snapping back into focus. “Of course, the main difference between a belladonna flower and a vampire is that one is bitten,” William’s lips curl into a fang-baring smile, “and the other bites.”

    Sixteen Candles AU because there isn't enough Gabilliam in that category. Can you tell I've been reading too much Anne Rice?

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    Part of me was wondering whether I’d made a terrible mistake, whether I should’ve stopped Bill when he walked into my hotel room that night, or even when he knocked on the bathroom door at that party, but if I really thought about it, if someone invented a time machine and asked me if I wanted to go back and change the last couple months, I’d have said “no, thanks, I’m good” because then I never would’ve known what it was like to have Bill, begging and vulnerable beneath me, or lying serene and calm beside me, and I don’t think I’d trade that knowledge for the world.
     
    In other words: the result of me trying to practice writing smut and accidentally writing a proper fic.

    Gabe's POV. Full of denial and obliviousness and sex, because that's just where my talent lies. Begins in Honda Civic 2007, all dates are canon because I'm a sucker for accuracy. It's unbeta-ed but I've tried to minimise typos, and I'll probably add stuff to earlier chapters because I'm never satisfied, but enjoy!

    Rated Explicit for: language, sexual content, mild drug use, moderate alcohol use

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    Joe is a halfbreed alien from a questionable background arranged to marry the prince of (Neo) Earth. Patrick and his skeleton crew of misfits are notorious pirates who assume they can get a lot of money for Joe if they take him and cut a deal with the human government.

    Nobody anticipated that they'd be framed for the disappearance of the prince, so now nobody knows what to do as they're forced to go on the run, assaulted by humans and rebels alike as they make their way across the galaxy to try and clear their name.

    Joe's just along for the ride.

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    William loves Gabe - no, he loves being around Gabe and he loves being best friends with Gabe and he just, in general, finds Gabe amazing and wonderful and a physical manifestation of perfection. But, at the same time, he kind of hates Gabe.

    (In which Gabe can dish it but he really can't take it)

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    "William could vaguely remember asking Gabriel if he wanted to be his older brother. The other had laughed loud and said he'd rather wait for him to grow up a bit. He hadn't understood, and still didn't - or else, forced himself not to. Afterall, it was a very distant past. Gabriel had moved away, left school, and they hadn't seen each other since William was seven. He didn't entertain real hopes of ever meeting him again. Still his thoughts found haven in his views of the older boy. Sometimes, when he was alone in some room, wrapped in those strings of drowsiness before sleeping, William wondered what was his friend up to. But it all ran from him in the morning."

    Or at least until Snakes on a Plane came up.

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    In which William gets holiday grams from a mysterious stranger, Gabe is apparently never in his classroom, and Brendon is constantly screaming. Also, they're all teachers.

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    “I didn’t want this to have to come to mindless insults,” Mike says. “But this is kinda pathetic and you’re pathetic.”

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    'sunken in their splintered cradles and ramshackle heads
    they asked for it.'

     

    (in which Gabe's the son of a witch hunter and William's a witch and everyone's in highschool)

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    A five times Mike Carden did not meet his soulmate and the one time he did.

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    Why do you care what people think? Are you hooked up to their leash? You know, anklebiters ate up your personality.

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    Sometimes skin can get awfully uncomfortable.

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    William spends all his time daydreaming about Gabe. His friends spend all their time being dicks.
    Gabe spends all his time being oblivious and ruining William's life.

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    “Hey, babe. Come here often?” Gabe croons, and William rolls his eyes.

    (William is a detective. Gabe is just an idiot.)

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    Between the pressures of the 2007 Honda Civic Tour and keeping track of the four werewolves that make up the rest of his band, Bill has his hands full. Now is not the time to be attempting a casual relationship with Gabe Saporta. But things happen (as they always do) and Bill finds himself swept back into Gabe's arms for a heated summer.

    Meanwhile, the wolves have their own conflicts. Bill's overbearing protective presence fades to neglect as the summer wears on, leaving them frustrated and quick to latch onto other distractions.

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    Contrary to popular opinion, Gabe Saporta is 100% decisively, absolutely, no fucking way in hell or heaven or anyplace in between, at all in love with William Beckett.

     

    (Or, in which Gabe is an idiot and William resembles a stick insect)

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    “The Human Disaster. That’s what they’ll call you.”

    “I think Disaster Boy has a better ring to it.”

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    Travie realises the depths of his feelings for Bill

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    The (possibly more than) five times Gabe tried to get William to wear lingerie and the one time it happened.
    AKA Tea writes the gay

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    Pete asks Gabe one day about it and Gabe even admits he still isn't used to this stuff at all. Pete doesn’t think he’ll get used to this vampire bullshit either, but he says: “I’ll make do.”

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    This is the second book of the documents chronicling the lives of the Killjoys of the elusive Camp Youngblood following the events of November 2019. The sections of the story have been separated into smaller sections for security purposes and should not be stored together due to the risk and possibility that they may fall into the wrong hands.

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    The Fabulous Four and The Weathervanes have picked up two new people, and lost one. The Suitehearts have had their cover blown. Team Decaydance are having an out of this world experience. And what is happening to Mad-Gear?

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