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    Part of me was wondering whether I’d made a terrible mistake, whether I should’ve stopped Bill when he walked into my hotel room that night, or even when he knocked on the bathroom door at that party, but if I really thought about it, if someone invented a time machine and asked me if I wanted to go back and change the last couple months, I’d have said “no, thanks, I’m good” because then I never would’ve known what it was like to have Bill, begging and vulnerable beneath me, or lying serene and calm beside me, and I don’t think I’d trade that knowledge for the world.
     

    Gabe's POV. Full of denial and obliviousness and sex, because that's just where my talent lies. Begins in Honda Civic 2007, all dates are canon because I'm a sucker for accuracy. It's unbeta-ed but I've tried to minimise typos, and I'll probably add stuff to earlier chapters because I'm never satisfied, but enjoy!

    Rated Explicit for: language, sexual content, mild drug use, moderate alcohol use

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    “I didn’t want this to have to come to mindless insults,” Mike says. “But this is kinda pathetic and you’re pathetic.”

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    'sunken in their splintered cradles and ramshackle heads
    they asked for it.'

     

    (in which Gabe's the son of a witch hunter and William's a witch and everyone's in highschool)

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    “The Fabulous Fucking Killjoys,” Pete Wentz laughed, sounding excited and pleased to see them, “Long time, no see.”

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    A five times Mike Carden did not meet his soulmate and the one time he did.

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    Why do you care what people think? Are you hooked up to their leash? You know, anklebiters ate up your personality.

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    Sometimes skin can get awfully uncomfortable.

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    William spends all his time daydreaming about Gabe. His friends spend all their time being dicks.
    Gabe spends all his time being oblivious and ruining William's life.

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    “Hey, babe. Come here often?” Gabe croons, and William rolls his eyes.

    (William is a detective. Gabe is just an idiot.)

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    Between the pressures of the 2007 Honda Civic Tour and keeping track of the four werewolves that make up the rest of his band, Bill has his hands full. Now is not the time to be attempting a casual relationship with Gabe Saporta. But things happen (as they always do) and Bill finds himself swept back into Gabe's arms for a heated summer.

    Meanwhile, the wolves have their own conflicts. Bill's overbearing protective presence fades to neglect as the summer wears on, leaving them frustrated and quick to latch onto other distractions.

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    Contrary to popular opinion, Gabe Saporta is 100% decisively, absolutely, no fucking way in hell or heaven or anyplace in between, at all in love with William Beckett.

     

    (Or, in which Gabe is an idiot and William resembles a stick insect)

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    “The Human Disaster. That’s what they’ll call you.”

    “I think Disaster Boy has a better ring to it.”

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    Travie realises the depths of his feelings for Bill

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    The (possibly more than) five times Gabe tried to get William to wear lingerie and the one time it happened.
    AKA Tea writes the gay

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    Pete asks Gabe one day about it and Gabe even admits he still isn't used to this stuff at all. Pete doesn’t think he’ll get used to this vampire bullshit either, but he says: “I’ll make do.”

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    This is the second book of the documents chronicling the lives of the Killjoys of the elusive Camp Youngblood following the events of November 2019. The sections of the story have been separated into smaller sections for security purposes and should not be stored together due to the risk and possibility that they may fall into the wrong hands.

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    The Fabulous Four and The Weathervanes have picked up two new people, and lost one. The Suitehearts have had their cover blown. Team Decaydance are having an out of this world experience. And what is happening to Mad-Gear?

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    When William Beckett's parents die he's put in charge of the infamous vampire Gang The Dandies. William is a fertile vampire though and the rest of The Dandies want him to find a mate, which cause The Dandies and The Cobras to merge.

    There's one problem though and that problem is Pete Wentz, a vampire that because of his love of humans had joined a group of vampire hunters. Pete has an obsession with William, which is bad for William because Pete hates his own race. Pete is attracted to William but hates him as much as any other vampire.

    Pete will stop at nothing to destroy William, but will Gabe Saporta the leader of The Cobras be able to protect his new mate from Pete?

    (Yeah it's a twist because Pete is the bad guy in this, sort off. Anyway comment let me know if you like this)

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    nothing's making sense at all

     

    (the fairy/vampire AU fic that no one but me asked for)

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    Mike likes to think of himself as well-adjusted. And usually, he is. Most of the time, he forgets he ever lived in a bus. But, come on. Can he honestly be expected to not reminisce when he’s being shoved headfirst into some romantic comedy bullshit?

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    When Alex’s head starts pounding, he knows everything is about to go downhill.

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