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    Spades Slick and Pickle Inspector struggle to come up with the perfect gift for Diamonds Droog.

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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    Karkat, a sick, Jewish, female-to-male transgender teen unintentionally joins a notorious gang after witnessing a crime and finding something odd in common with their dangerous leader. Constructive criticism and feedback is hella appreciated.

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    Where the fuck does Sleuth keep the liquor in this place? Does he even have liquor? Your name is Spades Slick, and you are far too drunk for this stupid puzzle shit.

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    Three years have passed since the Dave's twin brother Dirk passed away. Three years of longing and regret. Summer break has just started and Dave thinks he'll get to spend another dull summer on the country side with Mrs and Mr Slick, then something equally weird as amazing happens.

    It begins with an old, worn down merry-go-round carousel in an antique shop and ends among ice crystals on a mountain top. Without Dave really knowing how it happened, he ends up in the Game of The Four Lands. There he meets John.

    For those who manage to get through the four ands: Land of Wind and Shade, Land of Frost and Frogs, Land of Light and rain and Land of Heat and Clockwork gets a long awaited meeting in The woods of the lost ones. The only question is whether or not it was possible to get there?

    Fireballs, salver, glowing hands, wolf hearts and high mountain peaks are just a few of the things Dave and John must overcome on his fantastic and perilous journey to the next realm. But The Condescendence, ruler of Lohac, will do anything to stop them from getting further in the game.

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    Four interwoven tales following various trolls, kids, cherubs, and carapacians, except all of them are humans living in Gainesville, Florida (home of the band Less Than Jake). One follows Dirk Strider and pals as they form a band in the main plot. Then Cronus tries to do the romance and fails (or does he?). Then A sinister Corporate owner starts buying up everything, he is known only as "Lord English". And Lastly Slick/Paint is 100% canon and everybody at the school all know it.

    Posted on 4/10 for the fifth anniversary of Homestuck's Beta

    Tags to be updated with relationships and each chapters content. Various hijinx will occur in segments I like to call "Interludes"

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    When Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes abandoned their lives of privilege and expectations two years ago and went into hiding, neither of them expected they would end up neck-deep in politics, blood, and revolutionary fervor, all schemed by their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs. As ideals crumble and resolves are tested, two coddled brats figure out if they have what it takes to be a part of the new future their friends envision, or if antiquated opinions will keep them tied to old burdens. And honestly, they're both pretty sick of power struggles. Fuck those.

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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    Cronus Ampora is a jock, a drinker and a ladies man. Kankri Vantas... not so much. Kankri and Cronus never really hung out, never really even talked, but the first time Cronus set eyes on Kankri his heart jumped a little in his chest like nothing he had ever felt for a girl. He chose to deny it, and for years he had convinced himself it was a fluke. Now, due to the impeccable designs of fate, they're college roommates. How exactly is Cronus going to handle this when Kankri doesn't feel the same way? Or... could he? (I'm not great at summaries sorry)

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    Karkat Vantas, one of the adoptive sons of the leader of the Midnight Crew, never thought that he would fell in love with some stupid kid that, along with his sister, decided to follow their detective father into a crime scene.

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    A collection of short Homestuck stories following everything from ancient occultist Rose, to Equius the undertaker. Currently updating with more stories, as well as full stories on the ancestors.

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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

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    You're on top of the world perched on your barstool in the Obsidian Cantina, shucking out a fifty with a wink to that pretty waitress with the deliciously round bottom simply because you can, trying in vain to put together a pun about buns to use later...

    ...When suddenly you become aware that he's just walked in.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. Since your all of your family has either died, was killed, or just up and left, you have been an orphan who was adopted by the infamous "problem sleuth" Spades Slick, and his lovely wife Ms.Paint. You soon begin to attend Huss High witch is hell on earth. You met a couple of your online "friends" there so it isn't that bad. Totally side tracking the bullying and all the death traps set up around the school. Then you meet a sexy tall ass white haired Texas douche named Dave fucking Strider. Will this be the best romance you've ever heard about? FUCK NO, but all though things start of kind of off between- what am I saying you and Stridick start out horribly. Yet you still get together and for once in your life you feel truly...happy.

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    They left him in a small stream of blood.

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    It had been a lovely day for an excavation, and an even lovelier day to run to Sollux’s house and tell him everything she had found at her site. With her bag slung over her shoulder and filled with her most prized possessions: a hat, her archaeology gear and all the things she had found today that she could fit in there, she began her long walk. She couldn’t wait until she could be able to attend college and study anthropology and history in order to be able to become the archaeologist she always wanted to be. Aradia was having a great day.

    It was not a lovely day to have her blood spilt all over the tarmac.

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    In which Bro meets his alternate universe post scratch gender swapped 13year old self and she moves in with him and gendersawp Dave. Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue at Texas School For Not Quite Teenagers with all the trolls, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM and no one questions why they're gray and have horns because "they're just the exchange students from Canada!", the beta kids, the other alpha kids who also got sucked into this alternate universe, all of them are gender swapped, and normal students who just sorta have to deal with all this bullshit. Hussie is the principle, with Spades Slick as Vice Principle. What could go wrong?!

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    Eridan, a young cross-dresser and recent collage dropout with no job decides to move to a new city and join a gay strip club, where he meets some unexpected faces from the past.

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    Midnight Crew VS Team Sleuth

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