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    Megamind initiates 'Operation: Marriage Proposal,' his most ambitious plan yet, to win Roxanne's heart and steal her away from Metro Man. He thinks he's got a pretty good idea for how to convince her to date him, too. (Continues the events that take place in "Night Club of Doom" and "Conflict of Interest," though it's not really necessary to read those in order to understand this one.)

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    1/?
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    When the infant in the golden pod crash lands on the underdeveloped planet known as Earth, it already has all its teeth.

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    1/1
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    20
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    102
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    16
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    380
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    Just the movie, but from the POV of Metro Man. The man who gave up.

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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    43
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    Sometimes the easiest solution is the hardest to come by. Why hasn't Megamind used the De-Gun on Metro Man?

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    834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    247
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    Pre-movie AU. Megamind and Roxanne have a lil dirty secret. They are addicted to each other. What will happen when someone discovers that secret?

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    English
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    41,493
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    527
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    baby doom knew they all had to die.

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    1/1
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    8
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    Metro Man had the brilliant idea to fake his death. Why stop at death? With a little help, he gets the brilliant idea to visit Megamind from beyond the grave.

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    8,875
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    488
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    little megarox ficlets

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    6/?
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    4
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    15
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    2
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    195
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    It's just a Perfectly Ordinary Spiky Tree, what could go wrong?

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    1/1
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    8
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    126
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    Pre-movie College AU: They weren’t always hero, villain, damsel. Really, truly. Once upon a time, for a few months even, they were happy. Until they weren’t anymore that is.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
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    211
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    Really self-indulgent mini-fic because scowlofjustice made me think about Megamind and Metro Man as mentor figures for a teen version of my superhero OC, Blacklight, and I could not possibly resist that. This may only be interesting to me, buuuuuuut whatever. I put the lead-up, not-quite-fic babble (which may be longer than the ACTUAL fic, lmao) in the notes, just for context.

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    356
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    45
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    Metro Man realizes that Megamind wants to be killed and starts frantically thinking of ways to cheer his little blue buddy up. And, well, as Minion says, kidnapping Miss Ritchi always seems to make Megamind happy…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1451
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    The Space Opera AU, part 1! Huge thanks to tumblr user margoteve for prompting this universe in the first place, and tumblr user setepenre-set and a bunch of others for encouraging me to run with it.

    This fic in particular is the one in which Megamind kidnaps Roxanne for the first time, again prompted by set, which seemed like a fairly good place to start!

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    English
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    4,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    "Are those really baby seal skin boots?!" Roxanne asked, glancing down at Megamind's feet.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    408
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    77
    Hits:
    2395
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    "Can someone please stamp my Frequent Kidnapping Card?" This is the story of Roxanne's thirty-second through forty-first kidnappings, also known as the story of how she got her Frequent Kidnapping Card.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    672
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    A teen Megamind tale. Megamind remembers everything from infancy. Metro Man doesn't, but his ignorance is even greater than either of them realize.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    636
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    Fifteen year old Megamind has had it with prison life and decides to strike out on his own. With Minion, of course. All he has to do is survive a harsh Michigan winter, dodge the cops, avoid the super-powered Wayne Scott, and escape the clutches of a new and powerful enemy. Besides that, no problem.

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    English
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    186,308
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1124
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    After a battle with Metro Man goes awry, Megamind is direly hurt, prompting Minion to take a good long look at his responsibility to his ward. Bad guys don't win, don't get the girl, don't get happy endings- so how can Minion keep him safe in the face of inevitable and continuous failure? It would take something drastic to make Megamind reconsider his destiny. Something as drastic, say, as realizing that maybe it isn't so impossible for him to get the girl after all...

    An earlier version of this fic was posted on tumblr as part of the Advent of Evil during the holiday season 2014.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,899
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    551
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    Megamind attempts a grand romantic gesture. Things don't go entirely according to plan.

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    English
    Words:
    2,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    497
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    My beloveds deserve pr0nz

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    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    613

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