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    Um, poetic form of a rant I did when my ex contacted me five years after we broke up. It's got emotion, anger, and smugness- personally a favorite combo of mine.

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    Los Angeles, November, 2019
    "I know you came to find retiring skinjobs...distasteful, but there has never been anyone better at this job than you. Think about it. One last job, then you can do whatever the hell you want. Join Sam in Stanford. Go Offworld, start yourself a nice little family. Open that classic car shop you’ve been dreaming about, or even start a damn farm. This is your big break, boys. And if you won’t do it for the money, do it for old time’s sake. Do it for John’s sake. Come on. It’s the family business. You’ll be saving people by hunting these things.”
    Sam and Dean looked at each other. They both knew the decision had already been made for them.

    One last job: kill things that need killing.

    Not really so simple though, is it?

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    He was Daiki's best friend first; he was Taiga's best friend last.

    Or; the one where Kuroko left and never came back.

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    Инкуб, священник и ведьма объединились для спасения мира. Ну или сверхъестественная версия "Агентов А.Н.К.Л.", включающая злых демонов и горячий секс.

    (На самом деле сюжета тут гораздо меньше, чем кажется. Главное, что Наполеон соблазняет Илью.)

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    Русский
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    Stupid ideas and a lot of coffee.

    These are 365 days of Eren and Levi.

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    101,436
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    212/?
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    304
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    35
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    Wherein Wells goes old school in the kitchen, Len cooks with liquid nitrogen, and Barry will forever be the one that got away.

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    1/?
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    7
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    32
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    3
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    Hermione is getting a bit fat, and she's starting teaching at Hogwarts. Severus Snape is actually alive, and is coming back to do research at Hogwarts. And oh, he's gotten really fat himself. Post-DH, EWE. FAT KINK - FAT ADMIRATION - FAT APPRECIATION - DON'T LIKE DON'T READ - NO FLAMES PLEASE. SSHG romance. TW: mind-rape.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    45/?
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    200
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    12
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    Evan Honeycutt owes Alison DiLaurentis. She gave him what he always wanted: status, confidence, desirability. But she's also the reason he's so screwed up. A year after her disappearance, when her body is found, Evan bands together with the four girls he fell out of touch with to face-off against their cyber tormentor, -A, who seems to know more about them than their own supposed friends do. Evan deals with having a secret friends with benefits relationship with infamous jock, Noel Kahn, the affect and hold Ali still has over him, his father and regaining Spencer, Aria, Hanna and Emily's trust which he just can't seem to keep for a multitude of reasons.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/10
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    5
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    16
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    1
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    Some days he pretends like he doesn't know how much you're hurting. He knows you'd tell him if you wanted him to know.
    Other days he sends you messages peppered with nosed smiley faces that he knows you think are weird and spelling mistakes he should be able to fix and you never mind them because he's Jasper, and you can't help but smile even though you're still crying.
    --
    A story about a more-or-less long distance friendship.

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    1/1
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    “Thank you so much,” she cooed, reaching out a slender hand with hot pink nail polish to put it on the red-haired man’s arm. Since she grew up with wolves of course she didn’t know what she was doing was so suggestive but the ginger guy’s eyes flicked towards their point of contact. His brilliant blue orbs conveyed all the arousal that was certainly making his One-Eyed Wonder Weasel swell in his boxers right then and there.

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    Harry is a celebrated food critic. Eggsy is a Youtube-famous food blogger. They meet at the grand opening of Mediterranean restaurant Mallorca when they’re forced to share a table. It’s a meal, and a night, neither will soon forget.

    For the 2015 Kingsman Bang. (Revised 08.26.15)

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    A collection of 100-word slice of life drabbles.

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    English
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    600
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    6/?
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    15
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    5
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    “Business as usual?” Steven tried to mask his hopeful tone by resting an elbow on the counter and batting his lashes up at Sadie, but he still sounded like a glazed ham.

    Sadie smiled. “Of course!”

    Lars grunted. “Yep.”

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    "If a player advances a pawn to its eighth rank, the pawn is then promoted (converted) to a queen, rook, bishop, or knight of the same color at the choice of the player (a queen is usually chosen)."

    In which Marth is very determined not to let Kris remain but a shadow.

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    An incubus and a priest team up with a witch in order to save the world. Or, a supernatural version of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., complete with evil demons and hotel sex.

    (Far less plotty than it sounds. This is basically Napoleon seducing Illya. My bad.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    31
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    338
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    51
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    King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule woke up and wished he didn't.

    [In which the King of Hyrule plays chess with his archnemesis while angsting and making bad decisions.]

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    Madison does not rush; she moves decisively when it is time, but she does not rush.

    Which is why she does not fall to her knees to blossom poetry, and why love comes dropping slow.

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    Massaging her battered scalp, his lips imprinted her ear like putty, his growled words forever solidifying the mark, the pounding rain weak against such filth. “You better crawl on your knees the next time you say that you love me. Fall on your knees, ‘cause this time I won’t be so kind.”

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    Mshenko. Vaksani. Lots of whiskey. This is what happens when two universes collide. Awesomeness, in other words, in the form of universe convergence and alternates. Buckle up. Part 1 of Hangin' Out at Midnight on the Silversun Strip.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    42
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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