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    The prophecy has been stalled; Dethklok has separated. Ten years have come and gone with no resolution in sight, until Charles Foster Offdensen decides the time has come for a reunion of utmost importance...whether the boys are prepared or not.

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    English
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    6,216
    Chapters:
    2/37
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    58
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    Seth needs to obtain $4mill to repay Dethklok International for irresponsible business practices. He's pretty sure Pickles can line his pockets again - he just needs leverage grave enough to convince him. The answer lies in Pickles' distant past, but the thing about playing games is ensuring you're not being played yourself.

    In the penultimate chapter, Seth gets what he wants. For Brinepools.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,518
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    329
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    A collection of stories inspired by some decidedly unmetal songs.

    Language:
    English
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    12,248
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    567
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    Matthias Murderface knew there was something wrong with his son.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,692
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    50
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    A series of drabbles (courtesy of tumblr suggestions) from songs and imagination alike. Most of them are incredibly short, and have also been edited from the original drabble to better suit my personal expectations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,106
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    328
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    Magnus gets a little more than he bargained for when he meets Seth at a hotel in Sydney.

    Special thanks to my friend/beta Scone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,348
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    42
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    "It was another half hour and an angry call to Charles later when Nathan noticed Pickles being twitchy. It was small, hidden well and if he hadn’t been looking he would have missed it. Pickles leaned his head in his hand, his elbow digging into the top of his thigh and he was squirming. Like, pushing his knees together and pressing himself further into the plush seat under him.
    “Dude, you okay?” Nathan asked, a strange expression on Pickles’ face before he snapped out of it and met Nathan’s eyes.
    “Yeh, why?” he asked and Nathan shrugged. Could have been nothing. Except it was something. Like, very something."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    243
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    Nathan flinched as a particularly violent retch tore out of Pickles’ throat, echoing in the bowl of the bucket and around the hotel bathroom with a fresh wave of acid gin puke stink. He pouted at the drummer, the guy’s face hidden in the bucket as he shook, wrapping his arms around the steel as he held it close. “Fucked up how so much stuff can come out of you,” Nathan grumbled idly, his voice sounding large in the space between them, and Pickles’ shoulders rose as if he was listening, “Y’know, you’re so fuckin’ tiny. I dunno how all that shit fits in you.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,790
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    111
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    A tale of suburban cutthroatery.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    A story about Pickles, in no particular order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    47
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    Panic was an inevitable reality of Toki's daily life, nothing in that respect had changed since his exodus from his small hometown. He awoke cold and hungry, fighting cold sweats, his heart beating out of his chest and an overall sense of dread encompassing his whole being daily. But at least he was free.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,497
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    23
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    A random episode of the X-files reawakens some strange feelings in Nathan. Special agent Dana Scully resembles a certain red headed drummer...without the badge and heels of course. Nathan wonders if it's only coincidence, but figures, fuck it. No one has to know about his weird crush...not even mhmmmPicklesmmm. Too bad the Nathan as zero tact or self-control.
    Not smut without story, gets pretty mushy toward the end but full of steam.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,074
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    37
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    Toki admires Rockso in his sleep. (This is very short, sorry!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    479
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    26
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    Making fairy tales metal.
    These were all separate fics, but grouping them here. Some follow the original story closely, some not so much.
    5th one is choose your own ending.

    1. Dreadilocks and the Three Guitarists
    2. Toki & Skwisgaar (Hansel and Gretel)
    3. Little Red-headed Balding Guy
    4. Three Little Guitarists
    5. Sleeping Skwisgaar
    6. Cinderfella

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,154
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    120
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    Seth's big brother used to be his big sister, that's how awesome he is. Spawned from a discussion with Pearly_Pornography.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    So what would happen if the moogles in charge of reassignment couldn't get to work on time because the chocobos were on strike, and some very important souls ended up in an unusual place?

    Also, I do not own anything affiliated with with either Brendan Small, Adult Swim, or Square Enix (although I wish I had bought stock in the company many years ago!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    After Doublebookedklok, Charles is working to repair his relationships with Dethklok's members. Nathan, not wanting to further burden their manager, withdraws to allow Charles more time with Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles and Murderface. It won't be long before the neglect becomes intolerable. Metalocalypse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,893
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    108
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    When Charles brings a woman from his past in to join the band, everything that can go wrong seems to. But amidst all the chaos and secrets brought on by Selene LeBeau's presence, true love seems to find a way to blossom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,565
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    147
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    Sequel to "Audition". Murderface sits in his filming space and thinks about life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,165
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    34
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    A favorable organ used to inseminate receptive partners during copulation. Skwisgaar has a particularly nice one, but it won't be put to much use tonight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    273

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