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    Have you ever wondered what the 2016 presidential race would be like if it were all set in one mess of a highschool? Probably not, but here you are.

    Welcome to Washingcoln High school, (or 'Prez High') where kids /will/ be kids, but there's a School Government presidency to be won!

    Barack Obama (aged fifteen) is a Sophomore at Washingcoln who got elected for Prez at the end of his Freshman year, along with his elder friend and vice, Joseph Biden. September marks the start of a new semester and a new school year - Obama's school year. However, a new student running for Barack's title has been causing some commotion and has become the talk of the school. As well as many others, two freshmen have also decided to run, along with a dissatisfied brother of a certain someone, a preppy 12th-grader who knows her stuff, and last but not least - a quirky, democratic socialist.

    These eight students in particular are each certainly unique in their ways, but when push comes to shove, they come to realize they have more in common than they initially thought.

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    There was a reason Hope Hicks had such a high place at the Trump Administraton's White House.

    I don't know why I'm writing this. Probably my way of rationalizing the insanity. Future updates with deal with Hurricane Harvey, North Korea, Venezuela, an attempted coup, and more drama, House of Cards style.

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    2 American Politicians can't stop the war between Democrats and Republicans but the French couple help them to achieve the peace between the left and the right.

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    This was inspired by Pence's "I get on my knees every day" comment during the debates.

    Pence learns exactly what the Republican nominee expects of him.

     

    Originally posted on October 5, 2016. I got depressed and deleted it, but I figured I could repost it now.

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    Donald Trump is small.

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    Trump can't hide, we're eyeing his lies

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    Millions of people showed up to Paul Ryan's inauguration. What was left of the National Parks Service said it hit a new record.

    Of course, they weren't there to watch him go by. They weren't there to cheer him being sworn into office on the Jumbotrons that were set up everywhere. No, they were there because there was free food, and they could eat as much as they wanted provided they didn't try protesting. Everywhere Paul Ryan went that day, he saw hollow-cheeked citizens gorging themselves on whatever was put in front of them, devouring fruits and discarding pits and peels on the ground, then licking the sticky juice from their fingers, trying to see how much cheese they could fit into their cheeks, shoving bread into their pockets for later.

    It was unsightly. The government shouldn't be paying for this. Didn't these people have jobs?

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    So this was an idea I got after reading "The Billionaire and The Bellboy". I know I am trash. Also, side note this was written by a Russian so.... Putin, hon, we all know the reason you are against the gays is because you are one, it's clearer than the semen your dying to lick off a hot male bod. Every Russian knows this.

    Back to the story description, this is a story that is not true but everyone wishes was. Hope you enjoy.

    P.s there might be mistakes of grammatical/ spelling type. I am only human, fucked up, but human no less.

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    Watch America get fucked by the aftermath of the 2017 presidential election.

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    Donald Trump attends a party in which he goes on a coke binge and mistakes Caitlyn Jenner for Melania.

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    It's the near future, and we have a new government--a government guided by fear and the cult of personality. We're building a wall, we're renegotiating trade deals, and we're defunding supposedly "unnecessary" institutions. The catastrophic effects of climate change are upon us. We're at war and not just with ourselves.

    This is a future in flux.

    Enter Benno Jackson, Neech, Argo, and their fellow proletarians. These are the people on the front lines, but some of them might surprise you. Some of them might surprise everyone. For in a world of money and fame, they're not entirely without power.

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    The Voltron gang finally make it back to Earth, but what's happening? And who's this sexy man in a toupee?

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    Melania Trump finally decides that she's had enough of her husband trying to get into the pants of every woman he meets and seeks for the Obamas' help in sabotaging his State Visit to the United Kingdom.

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    On January 20th, 2017, Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. If two immortals were watching the event, what would they say?

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    How can you summarize something that has just begun..................................beef

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    Boris notices that the criticism against Donald has started to get to him.

    (started off as a parody of MisleadGoddess' "Let Me Be Your Umbrella")

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    Trump laughed again, giddiness welling up inside him. "It was all worth it," he whispered.

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    We think we know them. We see them on TV, keeping a watchful eye on the glass smiles and perfectly rehearsed lines. But what we don’t see is what goes on behind the curtain, behind the locked penthouse doors, when nobody is watching. This isn’t a love story. Not by a long shot. This is politics, and all we are are animals.

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    Why, pray tell, is The Donald running for president?

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