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    A and B have a small child that is just learning how to talk. A is filming the child while they teach them words, and ask them to say “frog.” Child responds with, “fuck.” A repeatedly tries to get the child to say “frog,” while B is giggling in the background.
    Bonus: B is responsible for teaching the child how to say “fuck”.

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    “You should text him then,” Jonas said. Isak lifted his head and looked over at Jonas.
    “But what could I possibly send him? After that text of mine?” Isak asked and looked at Jonas, hoping for advice.
    “Send him some song lyrics back. He seems to have a soft spot for them.”

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    Marco has reunited his family – so why is he the only one who seems to feel good about it? Ax is particularly disturbed, and doesn’t hesitate to tell Marco. Ax, with some reservations, accepts of Marco’s actions. His resolve is tested when Marco comes clean about their relationship to Eva, and she wants to have him for dinner.

    Still in the same continuity, but previous fics are not required reading. (Yeah, even Reconcile, Part One, this is not a direct sequel.)

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    One-shots varying from missing scenes to what-ifs in the Forbidden Nights universe. Rating is because some chapters are explicit, though most are not. Requests welcome.

    Latest: Xander and Kaze enjoy a short breather during a busy day of paperwork and reading. Unfortunately, children make that harder than it used to be. (Kaze/Xander)

    Previous: Xander catches Midori out and about past her bedtime, and shares a tradition with her in hopes of helping her feel at home. (Xander & Midori)

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    Sneaking kisses under the mistletoe gets a little harder when you're staying with your boyfriend's family, but something told Hanzo that this would be the least of his worries.

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    When Jim doesn't appear for alpha shift one morning, Spock and the Enterprise crew scramble to discover their captain's whereabouts with little more than a few garbled text messages for clues. Meanwhile, Jim struggles to obtain freedom from his captor in between dealing with his childhood issues and being forced into ugly Christmas sweaters.

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    30 Days of Techienician: Day 27 Family gathering.

    Matt and Techie go to Techie's mom's for a week of Christmas. Matt tries his best to impress Techie's family but thinks he's ruined his chances of making a good impression when he gets into a run in with their obnoxious neighbour.

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    Now presenting Nick and Nonna's Infinite Drabble List

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    Really it was an easy decision for him. Lance loved his family more than anything, and he would do anything to lessen the burden for them. He dropped his classes, and decided once his younger siblings were old enough to take care of themselves he could go back to school. Sure, in a way he was putting his own life on hold, but again, it was an easy decision for him to make. He just...didn’t share that decision with anyone. Not his parents, his sister, not even his boyfriend back at school. For all Keith knew, this was temporary, and he would be back next semester.

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    All that Lance wants is to make everyone happy and he's trying really hard please love this boy, Keith

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    Jihoon joins the gym. He's just wants to get in better shape but then his inductor is Choi Seungcheol and things really just go down hill from there really.

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    “Keith and I are getting married,” Lance blurts without meaning to, flashing the ring on his finger. The table falls silent. His mother spills red wine across the white tablecloth. Keith chokes on the roll he had just placed in his mouth. “You’re what?” Ari asks, mouth falling open. “We’re what?” Keith wheezes, eyes wide. Lance kicks him under the table.

    Allura stares back at the man in surprise, her eyes going impossibly wide as her gaze slips down the stranger’s very bare—very wet chest. The stranger blinks back, a toothbrush half-hanging out of his mouth. She can hear Coran’s voice coming through the phone, but the words are lost on her. Allura shrieks suddenly, tossing the nearest object—her admittedly useless sunglasses—at the man. “Who the hell are you and why the fuck are you naked?”

    Hunk laughs as Katie tries to place the star on top of the tree--tries being a very important word there. She stretches up on her toes, but still falls at least a foot short of the top. Her eyes narrow, brow pinching in frustration as she bares her teeth at the offending flora. And when she turns to him and flashes a grin, he thinks he might be just a little bit in love. Wait, what?

    Life is full of surprises.

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    Hey y’all! It’s me again. The holidays have been so busy lately that I’ve barely had time to talk about anything that’s happened so far, much less walk people through how to make MooMaw’s buttered rum apple pie like I promised I would! But never fear. We’ll get to that in a moment. I mean, based on all the comments I’ve been getting, y’all are more interested in my personal life anyway...

    A small segment from Bitty's New Year's vlog entry.

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    Hux knows that magic doesn’t exist, but when he steps through the door of Kylo's hut everything feels possible.

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    Basically Dan and Phil's relationship from 2009 onwards.

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    Basically Dan and Phil's relationship from 2009 onwards.

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    After much thought, Preston Garvey finally reunites with his family after years of being away from home and decides to bring along the Sole Survivor to meet everyone.

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    Imagine Person A having nagging parents regarding the relationship, only they’re not nagging Person B, they’re nagging Person A to treat Person B right and not let them go because “they’re a keeper.”

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    “They should know,” Dick tried, trailing his fingers into small circles on Jason’s hips.
    Jason hummed in response. “Let me think about it. No.”

    Featuring jealous!Damian and nonchalant!Tim.

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