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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    14
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    960
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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    Chapters:
    14/26
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    15
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    2
    Hits:
    729
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    Trolls and Humans have lived on the same planet for centuries, when the trolls first came to Earth they established their differences with the humans and their cultural differences clashed but that eventually died down and the trolls became more adapted to the lifestyle led by humans. They still, however, have a completely separate culture and for most trolls the diet they have is very different from the humans. Even after centuries the two races tend to be intolerant of each other, most of the adults teach their young to hate the opposite species.

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    1,183
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    34
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    Cronus is a huge loner and Kankri is an adorable friend. I really don't want to write a summary for this so just read it for yourself.

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    18,872
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    433
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    The kids and trolls are living on a post-sburb planet while the game loads a new universe for them. They've promised not to kill each other, but tensions are running high and an attack leads to a terrible cycle of revenge and counter-revenge.

    Cronus sat back and looked at his screen – he didn’t think it was a problem on his end, and Kankri’s messages didn’t look like misspellings but full on keyboard smashes. Why would...? With a jolt Cronus remembered Meenah shoving Kankri into the wall, and how tightly Dirk had clenched his fists when he’d suggested a fight… What if he’s hurt?
    CA: Kan are you alright?
    CA: Kan?
    CA: Kan you’re startin to freak me out a little here
    CA: okay, look, I’m comin ovwer – don’t say I nevwer do anythin for ya

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1622
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

    Language:
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    25,269
    Chapters:
    20/34
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    822
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

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    109,846
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    3964
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    20,171
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    915
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    But the trolls did not account for failure, did not account for the black-bloods to fight back, and certainly did not account for what followed. Who could have known how much strength was in a black-blood? After all, they had only been around for a few sweeps.
    It was an absolute slaughter.
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    Slaves under a typical black-blood master, forced to breed and work the fields, the trolls find new ways of living they never thought possible. Their children, however, have a different plan.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    326
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    Dave applies to boarding school as a joke. A joke, okay? That 70 hours of volunteer service and the A in English on his application were LIES. Meanwhile, Karkat has been waiting to get in for years. The two of you are the worst pair of roommates ever, and the rest of the student body isn't any more sane. Everything interesting at Santa Rayar Academy for the Academically Gifted is lead by a fishy student council president, a preaching prefect who breathes social justice, a teenage milf, and their booky friend who'd really rather be anywhere else. And somehow, none of you have ever had so much fun.

    Language:
    English
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    31,248
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2883
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    Here's you, doing rad tricks and kicking non-existent dream bubble ass, when BAM! Sad third gen Serket! And you know exactly what's got her down. A flighty fish princess gutted your heart once, too.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    Meenah explores the pool and finds Vriska has shown up beforehand-and no one has explained to her the concept of swimsuits.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    325
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    He wears a smile all the time, he's the fool that the kids at school hate, he's the kid that everyone now knows likes guys, and he's the guy that's numb from the inside out.

    You're name is Cronus Ampora, and you're that guy.

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    1,668
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    24
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    237
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    Porrim Maryam's story told through song lyrics (All the Boys- Panic! at The Disco)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    20
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    When you died, you died under a thundering cloud surrounded by the voice of an ignorant mass. You died preaching and furious with everything and everyone. You died, this much you know with as much certainty as you knew you had to change Alternia. You died, but this doesn’t explain why you are awake.

    Over the sweeps that pass in a timeless space, more and more of the trolls die until 12 adults face their alternate selves for unknown reasons.

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    5,147
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    313
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    They always played this game every once in a while. They weren't sure why they did it, but they did. All that matters is that it not only relieved their stress, but it actually brought them closer.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    46
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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,510
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    513
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    Gamzee's had been going out with Eridan for seven months now, but here's the catch- they've never seen Eridan in their life. Why? They're blind. Well, were? This is all very confusing now.

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    Also there's nothing NSFW here, Idk why it's saying that there is.

    Language:
    English
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    2,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Typical kid/troll college AU fic, with davekat being the central theme. Everything is told through their perspectives. Many ships fly. Many ships sink. It's a long road. We enter the story the first weekend of freshmen year, before Dave and Karkat meet. If you're looking for slow buildup, this is your game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,549
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2365

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