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    “How you holdin’ up?”

    “Remember how last time you asked me that, I was standing outside the fitting room in a maternity store, juggling approximately a trillion pairs of different blue jeans with stretch panels in the waist,” Matt rambles out, at top-speed, “and I said how getting Lucy pregnant is just like taking Lucy and then turning that up to eleven? Well this is Lucy in labour. So.”

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    He'll never tell Matt how much he loves to watch his fingers slice through the air when he talks, or dance over the keyboard when he works.

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    A small kid fic ramble that I wanted to save from my LJ; I may work it to become part of the "Live Hard" series.

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    John takes Matt to a wedding.

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    It was totally normal, when John leaned over to pick up the pretzels and corn chip crumbs now littering his carpet and Matt found himself staring at the top of John’s bald head and his fingers suddenly and actually prickled with the urge to touch it.

    But the night Matt got up to get them what was probably one more beer too many, and flopped down next to McClane on the couch and DID start touching it...well. Maybe that night things had gotten a little out of hand.

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    “Lookit that. The vote went through, for the new marriage law.”

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    "Holidays," John clips out. "Shit like this always happens on holidays."

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    Not even engagements are safe from the McClane curse of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    But from all appearances, aside from the biggest hangover ever known to mankind, he appears to have made it through Jim’s bachelor party virtually unscathed.

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    Our heroes trade war stories.

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    “I got cottage cheese in the fridge that’s got more colour than you. Outside, kid.”

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    Matt rescues a cat.

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    Four Drabbles

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    John asks a question.

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    “Why is it always fucking raining?”

    “So I can ask you what you’re doing here,” Matt pants, “standing outside my building in the rain with me, like some bad romantic comedy.”

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    After the fire sale, John and Matt promise to stay in touch -- a promise that neither man keeps, even though memories of each other are keeping them up nights. But when Matt witnesses a violent crime, his safest option is to stay with McClane until the perpetrator is caught. This could be great for both of them... or it could be another of John McClane's Very Bad Ideas.

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    “You wanna tell me why a nuclear bomb went off in my kitchen?”

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