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"All I wanted to do was return a library book. For you, I might add. That's it. Hand in the book, leave. That was my plan for the day. Instead I'm stuck in some disgustingly smelly version of Beauty and the Beast."
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They say time waits for no man. And John McClane never figured on ending up spending half his life doing it, either.
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John has been saying things grumpily for the better part of an hour. In fact, "grumpy" could probably be the watch-word for this entire ill-conceived endeavor. What on earth was he thinking when he agreed to this madness?
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Based on a prompt from chelletoo, John/Matt, Matt wants to go dancing
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- Part 13 of The Live Hard Series
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"Whoa!" Matt pinwheels his arms, tries to get some kind of traction on the slippery hardwood as John hauls him across the room. "We've talked about this, McClane! No manhandling of the boyfriend unless sex is somehow… wait, is sex somehow involved here?"
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To be honest, he hadn't really thought about Jack at all. Jack, who will be in attendance today. Jack, back from some super-secret spy mission in Russia that almost got his father killed.
Yeah. He might have issues with Jack.
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"You know how long it's been since I've had someone to buy shit for?" John asks. "A long fucking time, kid. Indulge me."
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The plan was to reach the CDC in Atlanta. In the early days Matt had pointed out that if anyone was working on a cure or an antidote, they would be there. He'd pictured men in white suits hunched over Bunsen burners, analyzing slides of the deader's diseased cells under high-powered microscopes. That was when the reanimated were mostly restricted to the cities with the largest populations, when there was still some slim chance of regaining control.
Back when he still believed that if anyone could reach Georgia, breach the CDC and save the world, it was John McClane.
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Matt Farrell tries to handle the zombie apocalypse.
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The sweat is still cooling on his body when Matt rolls onto his side and slaps at John's chest with the back of his hand. "So," he says, "you wanna get married?"
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Matt and John are on a road trip to save Lucy (and Holly) again.
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When John shudders, Matt fights to hide a smile. This is much more interesting than whatever the speaker is babbling on about.
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Ему некуда было идти. Близких друзей, у которых можно было бы перекантоваться пару дней, пока он не найдет новое жилье, не было. Только виртуальные знакомства. Поэтому и не отказался от гостеприимного предложения МакКлейна.
Он просто пошел следом. Он просто еще раз поверил, что этот человек ему поможет, спасет, хотя сейчас ничто не угрожало его жизни. Разглядывая широкую спину в потертой куртке и лысый затылок, он не мог отделать от чувства нормальности и привычности происходящего, словно так и должно было быть. -
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For a moment Jack thinks she’s going to pretend she doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Like it hasn’t been completely obvious all afternoon.
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"The thing is, John, I kind of… don't like cops."
"Newsflash, braintrust," John drawls. "You're livin' with one."
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They say it all comes out in the wash.
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That Guy and That Other Guy by vinniebatman
Die Hard (Movies), Live Free or Die Hard (2007), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
3 Apr 2013
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The Guardians find someone a new prospect for the Green Lantern Corps: John McClane
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"Do you ever talk into your watch?"
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"I just don't think the kitchen is the place to be talking about dicks, all right?"
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A Good Day to Come Home by Rivestra
Die Hard (Movies), Live Free or Die Hard (2007), A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
17 Mar 2013
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Everything is less disturbing when people are shooting at you. (Jack comes home with John.)