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    John's a hard man to work for, especially when there's... complications.

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    "Third date. More upscale, definitely no big-screens. 'Cause the first two went well," Matt finished with a wiggle of his oversized brows, "and this is the one where you might get lucky."

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    Ten Drabbles written for the daily 100-in-100 prompts at LJ's 1_million_words community.

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    There's no more states, no more borders. Just ragged little groups like his, trying to stay alive.

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    John McClane is a hero. The kind of guy that runs into burning buildings to save children and puppies, or dangles from the runners of a helicopter a hundred feet off the ground to stop the bad guys, and Matt only wishes he was making any of this shit up. But Matt himself is not a hero, he's just a skinny guy whose claim to fame among his peers is that he holds the current record in Super Mario Kart, and in this case he's determined to be the voice of reason.

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    John McClane notices things. Or, you know. Not.

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    “Hey kid.” It’s no surprise to hear McClane’s voice grit out over the speaker. He’s the only person Matt talks to who still uses his phone as an actual phone. “How fast can you get here?”

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    How did Matt get on the FBI's list, anyway?

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    " 'Oh, I have you in my clutches now, Superman. Or should I say, Rick Kent?' "

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    John is too old for this shit.

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    Men lie. Men cheat. Men are dicks. He just sorta hoped Matt would be different.

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    "Remember when I said that all my shit got burned up in the fire and Lucy volunteered to go pick me up some swimming trunks?" Matt says. He steps reluctantly out from behind the wall, head hanging and hands poised protectively over his crotch. "I think your daughter has a sick sense of humour, McClane."

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    "I'm scruffy and unkempt. It's a thing."

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    The life and relationship of John and Matt.

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    Talking about his feelings... yeah, John McClane would rather be kidnapped than to tell Matt how he actually felt.

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    "There's an apartment across from mine that's been free for awhile. Gonna talk to the landlady about it, but I don't think she'd have a problem. Interested?"

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    After the firesale, nightmares are just part of the landscape. John and Matt help each other heal.

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    "Yeah. Our date." At John's pained expression, Matt finds himself faltering. And possibly panicking just a bit himself. "This… is a date, right?"

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    Matt tries to reverse the curse.

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    A little after-dinner conversation.

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