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    Any way you sliced it, the fact was John McClane had developed some pretty keen instincts for knowing when somebody was only pretending to be asleep.

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    "I don't know what I'm doing!" A flicker of motion in John's peripheral vision, and he knew that Matt was dragging a hand through his hair. Again. By the time he was through he was gonna look like Elsa Lanchester. "I've never been a father!"

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    "Okay, so let me get this straight. Essentially you woke up this morning, bench-pressed the dining room table, polished your head to a glorious sheen, and then thought, 'hey, I think I'll be evil today'." Matt shook his head. "Does that about cover it, McClane?"

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    "I get a call," John said, "forwarded to me through central while I'm on a fuckin' stakeout, telling me that my 'domestic partner' just got rushed to the goddam hospital, and I show up to find you eating Jello and watching cartoons?"

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    John saves the country, he gets (another) medal. But he certainly doesn't like the ceremony. Until Matt comes along.

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    Matt lifted his chin and took a deep breath of the cloying August air, and checked the pedometer that Carmen had given him as a parting gift after their last torture session. He set the button before stepping off the porch with an air of determination. Five miles. He could do that. Piece of cake.

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    Matt has a scar. Or as John likes to call it, a squiggle.

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    In the morning, he wakes up from a dream in which McClane is standing next to him with his arm hovering just over the small of Matt’s back.

    That’s it. That’s the whole dream.

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    He just didn't understand what the fuss was all about, that's all. So he'd thought, on that random four-in-the-morning two weeks ago, that maybe he should find out for himself.

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    It's a night like any other.

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    Lucy needs help with her laptop, so Matt agrees to meet her for dinner. Things don't go exactly as planned.

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    John's a hard man to work for, especially when there's... complications.

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    "Third date. More upscale, definitely no big-screens. 'Cause the first two went well," Matt finished with a wiggle of his oversized brows, "and this is the one where you might get lucky."

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    Ten Drabbles written for the daily 100-in-100 prompts at LJ's 1_million_words community.

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    There's no more states, no more borders. Just ragged little groups like his, trying to stay alive.

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    John McClane is a hero. The kind of guy that runs into burning buildings to save children and puppies, or dangles from the runners of a helicopter a hundred feet off the ground to stop the bad guys, and Matt only wishes he was making any of this shit up. But Matt himself is not a hero, he's just a skinny guy whose claim to fame among his peers is that he holds the current record in Super Mario Kart, and in this case he's determined to be the voice of reason.

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    John McClane notices things. Or, you know. Not.

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    “Hey kid.” It’s no surprise to hear McClane’s voice grit out over the speaker. He’s the only person Matt talks to who still uses his phone as an actual phone. “How fast can you get here?”

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    How did Matt get on the FBI's list, anyway?

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    " 'Oh, I have you in my clutches now, Superman. Or should I say, Rick Kent?' "

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