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    Written for smallfandomfest. The prompt was introducing the boyfriend to the ex-wife. John is not awake for the introduction, but I think it works.

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    Okay, so it's been six years. But yeah, sure, John will still jump when Matt calls out of the blue.

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    The kitchen isn’t a separate room so much as a corner of the living room where the wood floor turns into ceramic tile. There’s a note on the fridge, scrawled in emphatic capital letters: EAT SOMETHING. Matt obediently peers inside and finds it better stocked than he expected. Milk and butter, eggs, apples, about six different kinds of mustard, a few tupperware containers with what looks like leftover spaghetti and meatballs, and, front and center, a plastic-wrapped sandwich with a post-it note that says, in the same scrawled hand: START HERE.

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    The road to recovery is long. That isn't always bad.

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    A new guy starts at the NYPD, but how did he get there and why is Matt happy about it?

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    "Credence? Seriously? You're going to give me a striptease to Credence?"

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    He's all big bushy hair and sparkling teeth and retro Star Wars shirt faded from too many washings. Matt dislikes him on sight.

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    "You ever think that maybe you fell asleep and woke up in an alternate universe imagined by some fuckwad at DC Comics?"

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    Matt gets Pokemon GO. John deals with it.

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    John and Matt try for a third time -- this time a casual coffee date in the park. What could go wrong?

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    John thought of his life as mostly over and Matt's as just beginning. Not that it mattered. Except when it did.

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    Six missed calls. Matt flipped through the list as he speed-walked toward the terminal, and saw with no surprise that five of them were from John. The sixth was from Lucy, no doubt telling him to call her father before he had a stroke.

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    Matt's put off getting his wisdom teeth pulled for too long.

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    Matt expects that his second attempt at a nice dinner with John will have to go better than the first. He really doesn't know John all that well yet, does he?

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    "You can do this," he told himself. The John looking back in the mirror looked pretty fucking skeptical. "You've taken down a ton of bad guys," he continued. "You blew up a goddamn subway car and survived. This is a piece of fuckin' cake."

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    The dragon would be quite beautiful. If it wasn't trying to kill him. What in fucking hell compelled him to volunteer to be the bait?

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    “Hey Matt, it's John.”

    “John? It's one in the morning. What's going on?”

    “Nothing, nothing. I just couldn't sleep, and I wanted to talk to you. I didn't realize how late it was, sorry.”

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    No. No way. Dragons? Dragons only exist in folklore and a couple of supremely cool video games, and ol' AC has clearly hit his head if he thinks that mythical beings have somehow decimated Times Square.

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    It happened mostly at night, when John gave up staring sleeplessly at the ceiling turning his latest cases over and over in his mind until he gave up on sleep and let the memories of old ones take over. He had thought of looking the kid up a couple of times in those wakeful, ill-advised wee hours, but something always stopped him.

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    Matt Farrell is a volunteer. So was John McClane, though he might not remember all of it.

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