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    There's no more states, no more borders. Just ragged little groups like his, trying to stay alive.

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    John McClane is a hero. The kind of guy that runs into burning buildings to save children and puppies, or dangles from the runners of a helicopter a hundred feet off the ground to stop the bad guys, and Matt only wishes he was making any of this shit up. But Matt himself is not a hero, he's just a skinny guy whose claim to fame among his peers is that he holds the current record in Super Mario Kart, and in this case he's determined to be the voice of reason.

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    John McClane notices things. Or, you know. Not.

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    “Hey kid.” It’s no surprise to hear McClane’s voice grit out over the speaker. He’s the only person Matt talks to who still uses his phone as an actual phone. “How fast can you get here?”

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    How did Matt get on the FBI's list, anyway?

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    " 'Oh, I have you in my clutches now, Superman. Or should I say, Rick Kent?' "

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    John is too old for this shit.

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    Men lie. Men cheat. Men are dicks. He just sorta hoped Matt would be different.

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    "Remember when I said that all my shit got burned up in the fire and Lucy volunteered to go pick me up some swimming trunks?" Matt says. He steps reluctantly out from behind the wall, head hanging and hands poised protectively over his crotch. "I think your daughter has a sick sense of humour, McClane."

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    "I'm scruffy and unkempt. It's a thing."

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    The life and relationship of John and Matt.

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    Talking about his feelings... yeah, John McClane would rather be kidnapped than to tell Matt how he actually felt.

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    "There's an apartment across from mine that's been free for awhile. Gonna talk to the landlady about it, but I don't think she'd have a problem. Interested?"

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    After the firesale, nightmares are just part of the landscape. John and Matt help each other heal.

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    "Yeah. Our date." At John's pained expression, Matt finds himself faltering. And possibly panicking just a bit himself. "This… is a date, right?"

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    Matt tries to reverse the curse.

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    A little after-dinner conversation.

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    Five times John and Matt say goodbye (until they finally get it right).

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    New Years Eve in New York City, and John is really, really late.

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    They have a morning routine. The alarm beeps. John tells Matt to turn it off. Matt continues sleeping. John reaches across Matt's prone body to slap at the clock, all the while muttering that if Matt isn't going to turn off the damn alarm then he shouldn't insist on having it on his side of the bed. John flops onto his back, Matt rolls over and says something sarcastic.

    The routine is comforting. When something throws it off, John feels off-kilter all day.

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