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    eruriren week
    Day 4: "Bruises And Bitemarks" / Day 6: “A New Hope”


    The night after the 57th expedition both Eren and Levi are searching for their Commander's support. Basically a smutty oneshot with a bit of characters study to celebrate the eruriren week.
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    John makes plans to leave 221b to move in with his boring, ordinary girlfriend. Sherlock makes some deductions about just how Not Gay John really is, and seduces John to keep him around. He needs John's medical expertise for the Work.

    Also, rent money.

    John loves Sherlock. Sherlock loves the Work. Sherlock knows that John at least wants to fuck him. And Sherlock is perfectly willing to exploit John's attractions to him as a means to an end. Obviously.

    Mycroft is not amused.

    Ch 1 - Ch 3 are rated T for some sexual references, some heavy makeouts, and for two very, very mild drug references.
    Ch 4 - 8. are rated E for sex and swears. Get your smelling salts.

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    Sam has a catchphrase. It's a good catchphrase, really.

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    After being coerced into testing for GLaDOS, Doug Rattmann is in desperate need of a shower. GLaDOS is definitely not going to watch him. Definitely not.

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    Harry has been craving more than just the late night kisses that he has been from Louis, before he bolts from the room. All it took was a rainy morning and a bucket of ice water.

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    Castiel learns to love alone time in the shower. And then he learns to share.

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    Two Shot Prequel and Sequel to What Makes Them Unique-

    Before story-Optimus wants his seal broken and he asks his two best friends to do it.
    After story-Jazz and Prowl talk and finally agrees to have one night with Lockdown.

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    It's Thursday and Eren hasn't had sex with his lover in almost a week. He's horny and ready to do something about that. But then Levi comes home earlier than expected.

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    Donghae said for him to get rid of the pillow, but what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. Which is a good thing, because of the pillow, Kyuhyun finds a new pleasurable way to use it

    Sequel to The Wrong Accusation

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    I'll write you any story, nothing is off limits, I love writing, don't be embarrassed, please do send me a prompt for any of the 1D boys or 5SOS! I'll do any pairings between the nine, or with you in it.

    Give me a prompt (who, what, when, where, why) and a preferred length (if you'd like) and I'll write the story within 24 hours, post it on here and make sure you see it!

    I'll do anything:
    Smut writings: any kind of sexual thing: anal, oral, intercourse, make out, 3-whateversomes, kinks (ex: daddy kink, sleep kink) underage, masturbation, rape, incest, hybrid/alien/other species (these are just examples)
    Drugs, alcohol, pregnancies, self harm/suicide, eating disorders, abuse, ect...

     

    To submit a prompt:

    A) Send me an ask on my tumblr (anon or not) I will not publish it, nobody will see it except me. Here's the link to my ask: http://majesticmalikk.tumblr.com/ask

    B) Comment on this story in the comments with your prompt. I will delete the comment after I save the prompt and your name.

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    Consciousness is an ocean; Sherlock dives too deep:

     

    ***
    This work was originally posted 12/9/12.
    ***
    Written for the Fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic 10K giveaway, for ivorylungs' wonderful prompt: “Sherlock in a coma after an accident (post-Reichenbach) that he can come out of anytime. But he stays there, in his mind, because it’s before he fell, before he came back and was punched and screamed at, and where a John who doesn’t hate him is.”

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    When Darcy gets dosed with alien pheromones that make her horny, she has to relieve herself somehow.

    “I would totally do Iron Man right now. I wonder if he’d wear the suit.”

    Wait. A billionaire superhero and a godlike alien both knowing she was sexually frustrated? That wouldn’t be embarrassing, or anything.

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    Mycroft and Greg's relationship progresses and gets more serious, but not without its bumps along the way

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    Jim learns an important lesson about leaving certain things to the professionals. Based on a true story of masturbatory mishap.

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    When Darren's routine of drinking and having sex with random people becomes too much for his friends to ignore, they intervene and treat him in the fullest way possible, bringing him back to babyhood. Together, Chris and Dianna must wean Darren off alcohol and sex, and onto formula and diapers without breaking what's left of him or risk losing him completely.

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    Derek REALLY needs to start using the front door...

    Stiles REALLY needs to start locking her bedroom window at night...

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    In which Jean gives Marco a pretty damn good birthday present.

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    Baby knows pretty much everything about Sam. Even the things he's never told anyone.

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    Harry's in the winning mood and needs some time alone to spil his adrenaline. The next moment he's on his knees...

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    It’s been two days now. He knows it would be logical to get out of the city, but he’s waiting for something. Against everything he knows about hiding, he went to the exhibit on Captain America at the Smithsonian and looked at a photo of a stranger who might have been his twin from seventy years ago. He’s not sure what he wanted. An epiphany of some kind, a feeling of doors opening and light flooding in; whatever it was, it never came.

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