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    In what is easily the most disturbing story of the entire Alphamalg series so far, the ever-so-disgusting shipping finally returns to its roots in a prequel of epic proportions, capitalizing on everything that made the original series infamous while also improving the things that actually somewhat worked about it.

    Have fun drinking brain bleach after reading this, boys and girls!

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    AU- After dying in a vehicle accident, Louis Tomlinson arrives in the Afterlife. Not Heaven and certainly not Hell, Louis finds himself in Judgment City UK: a pristine city where the food and entertainment are divine and the newly departed must undergo a Review of their life on Earth to determine if they have lived a life worthy of advancement in the universe, or if they must be returned to Earth to be born again in a new body.
    On his first full day in the Afterlife, Louis meets Harry Styles, and the two have an instant connection. Over the course of their Reviews, Louis and Harry fall in love and they begin to find that even though they didn't know each other on Earth, they are nonetheless linked to one another in the most perfect ways. Both are hoping to move ahead in the universe together, but they are challenged with the threat of separation if one or both of them is sent back to Earth to be born again.
    Loosely based on the Albert Brooks' film "Defending Your Life" starring Albert Brooks and Meryl Streep. One scene in particular is taken heavily from the movie, but other than that scene and the general concept, this story veers far far away from the film. There were no blowies in the 1991 movie, I swear!

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    Darcy gets a couple of super-solders. Steve and Bucky get another chance.

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    Severus Snape and Hermione Granger embark upon an unlikely collaboration.

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    Jasper over the span of twenty five years; from creation, up to the outbreak of the Gem War. Told in three parts over ten acts.

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    The worst part about injuring himself isn't leaving without the title, or leaving at all. It's leaving without saying goodbye to Roman.

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    L'équipage du pirate Bill Cipher met la main sur un hybride mi-humain mi-poisson durant une pêche en pleine mer. C'est la première fois qu'ils en voient un et Bill est très curieux.

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    She should not be having these thoughts.

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    31 Days of Volturi fanfiction.

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    Dipper Pines convinces his boyfriend Wirt to go to the bowling alley with dildos inside of them. They have a lot of semi-public sex and don't do a whole lot of bowling.

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    An older and present day Sarah is reunited with Jareth in the here and now.

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    Rey is a college student lost in her thoughts on a rainy day; Kylo is a graduate teaching fellow annoyed by all the unwanted attention from his students, until he sees Rey one day in the student union and something draws him to her.

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    Danse has a lot of deep seated indoctrinated prejudices that he's dealing with concerning ghouls. He wants to hate Hancock, but sharing his lover with him complicates everything.

    The first chapter is rated T...but the following chapters will all be down and dirty E ratings because what better way to overcome prejudice than sex?

     

    ** Major Spoiler**

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    After the Doctor is drugged in a small restaurant he finds that he likes the way the drug helps him to forget. Now it is up to Martha and the others to get him clean and healthy again.

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    Eren's best friend has a secret, his sister made him promise to try out for a musical, and a visiting professor is too attractive for words. Corsets are involved. Flesh-eating giants, not so much. Students and professors alike learn what it means to love and to be honest, and the many ways in which they can do so.

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    He was certainly smart enough to be able to put two and two together, and realize what it meant when it was late and he couldn't sleep because a certain someone was on his mind.

    Takes place immediately before firsts.

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    Found this list on Tumblr and thought "why not?" A list of Tom/Voldemort and Harry in 100 "kinky" sexual situations. (not very kinky though)
    Yes, there will be something sexual every chapter.

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    Alternative Universe.

    WARNING TO ABUSE SURVIVORS: If you're triggered by sexual abuse, physical abuse, psychological abuse, and/or childhood abuse take caution while reading this story.

    Story contains explicit details of present day events and descriptive details of childhood events. NO warnings posted for individual chapters. Read the tags and be forewarned.

    I DO NOT CONDONE NON-CONSENSUAL ANYTHING. However, I love writing about it.

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    STORY SUMMARY:
    G Callen investigates a covert intelligence-gathering unit where one of his team members used to work. Soon after he begins his off duty ops, anonymous threats plague him each week and then become more frequent and worse with intents to cause bodily harm.

    Sam Hanna comes to the rescue, not in an expected way, but well after things get dicey for his partner.
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    OOC and possible squick: Sam Hanna, Michelle Hanna, Hetty Lange, Director Vance, Kensi Blye, and Owen Granger.
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    This song, "I'll Be Good" by Jaymes Young in his album Habits of My Heart, fits G Callen's overall desire to change his behaviors.

    This song, "Ancient Light" by Allman Brown, defines G Callen's wounded self and his deep need.

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    "Our next performer is... Iwaizumi Hajime!"

    The crowd cheered. Oikawa almost dropped his glass of beer. His eyes were fixated on the dancer approaching the stage. There was no mistaking it.

    Iwaizumi is a pole dancer.

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    Someone see's something they like....

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