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    I got asked to write these pairings. I'm pretty sure at least 80% of them were facetious, but even those ones I tried to write as though they were genuine. Tried.
    I've never written smut before, I'm sorry -_-

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    English
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    2,312
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    When everyone thought they had won the war, they discovered Thorin Oakenshield, now King Under the Mountain may not be as healthy as he appeared to be. Gold sickness was not so easily cured and the Dwarven King had fixated his desires and possessive traits on a gem he never thought he long for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,366
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1090
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    Freed has been frequenting a gay strip club to watch his favorite dancer, "Thor." He hears that Thor is about to get fired because his gruff ways don't get him customers. Freed can save his job, but only by hiring this blond dancer who, up until now, has always been unattainable perfection. What starts as a simple lap dance turns into much more, and Freed decides to figure out who this man with the electric blue eyes really is. Does he dare try to "catch the thunder"?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,573
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2899
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    They met in the unlikeliest way. It was neither romantic, nor anything possible. Their first meeting was in a high school, inside the boy’s bathroom, closed within four walls of a cramped stall. One was unaware of the existence of the other, and the latter couldn’t care less about the former because no one ever notices him.

    All they knew was, they have started something. Something that both knew if they made a wrong move would end in nothing but pain.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,501
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    341
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    A collection of unconnected smutty Cophine one-shots. We're talking AU, cannon, and head cannon with FULL audience participation in the form of prompts/situational suggestions. Have a sexy Cophine idea? Leave it in the comments (even on anonymous if you are feeling shy) and I will write it. Obvs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,731
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3538
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    Harry Styles is feeling uninspired. With a final photography showcase looming in just two weeks, he's quickly running out of time. It's not that he can't get good pictures - taking photos is easy - but he just can't find motivation. Nothing is good enough. He's looking for beauty and he just can't find it.

    Louis Tomlinson is eccentric and fun and way too busy handling internet fame to care for the cute, straight boy with the Polaroid camera. After Louis is paired with Harry during a YouTube collaboration competition, he finds himself drawn to him in ways he never expected. Louis doesn't fuck shy boys - he's the life of a party, looking for some rival fun. Harry is none of that so why can't Louis get the boy out of his head?

    Now Louis has to spend every minute of the next week with him - the boy who's so not his type. Cooped up in a hotel room, attending fashion shows and art festivals, partying with him. Louis thinks it's his idea of a nightmare.

    Because his heart can't handle it.

     

    Or the fic where Harry is obsessed with beauty and Louis is that beautiful thing. Harry is shy and Louis is wild and it's a matter of who is going to fizzle out first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    154,136
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    372
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    7766
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    Makoto gets his own apartment and Sousuke lives right next to him. They find out that the walls are pretty thin. . .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,410
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1742
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    Gdyby nie spotkał go na wojnie... Gdyby nie spotkał go w tym namiocie... Gdyby się nie poznali... Właśnie. Gdyby...
    Czyli o tym, jak Sebastian zakochał się w Johnie.

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    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    6,384
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    116
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    I'm really reaching for titles here, I don't know maybe this is a good title, who knows?

    Basically, Cronus wakes up, clad only in boxer shorts with somebody holding him from behind.

    Update coming

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    Viikonmittainen kokoelma löyhästi toisiinsa liittyviä tarinanpätkiä. Ideana taustalla "kertoa rakkauden eri muodoista".
    (Eri PoV:eja, eri mittaisia pätkiä, eri tilanteita.)

    Maanantai: Hellyydellä
    Tiistai: Veljeydellä
    Keskiviikko: Nautinnolla
    Torstai: Leikillä
    Perjantai: Vihalla
    Lauantai: Yksin
    Sunnuntai: Yhdessä

    Language:
    Suomi
    Words:
    5,930
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    67
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    Something strange happened to Wade. Well, something strange always happens to Wade. But this type of strange involves an alien ray, Wanda (aka Lady Deadpool), and some slight errors with his regeneration in another universe. Luckily, the Merc with the Mouth has an Ultimate Amazing boyfriend and a newly adopted sister/doppelganger to help him through.

    Or the one where Deadpool is atomized, and comes back home with lady parts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,385
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1122
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    More smut ficlets, one for each day of November. Various pairings.
    Tags will be updated through out, please check them and chapter notes for more info.

    For this bunch the stories will get to be any number of words they want to be, because Naughty November obviously will not be sticking to any rules.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,838
    Chapters:
    26/30
    Comments:
    258
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    5308
  13. I Need You! by

    Fandoms: Free!  

    26 Nov 2014

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    455
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    A certain author on this site, g33kg1rl, inspired me to do something Wild Western :D I loved her story, btw, go read it! It's called "Confessional"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,754
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Hits:
    36
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    You knew it wouldn’t last long from the very beginning. Just another fling to satisfy the requirements of drone season, more enthusiastically hated than usual for your similar trysts, perhaps. And then she became so much more, your beautiful, blue-eyed bitch. She’s nothing. A dalliance. A flirt. A lowblood whore. Gods, who are you kidding, the two of you are fucking serendipitous.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,503
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    330
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    It's said that the slightest change in the beat of a butterfly's wings can ripple the course of the wind into a raging hurricane.

    Basically, Rin tries his hand at sexting and accidentally sends a picture of his dick to Rei. Shit gets real.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,521
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    468
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    7456
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    Harry was taken at a young age, and chained up in a slave pen. He's been waiting years to be chosen by a passing noble or royal. He's starting to think there's something wrong with him because no one wants him. Then, Prince Louis shows up and decides to take him back to the palace. Suddenly, Harry isn't sure if he was better off in the slave pen or if, maybe, he's found a place to call home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,608
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    307
    Kudos:
    552
    Bookmarks:
    125
    Hits:
    18365
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    These are short one-offs I've posted to my Tumblr, gathered here. Each fic is based on a graphic sexual image, all found freely on the internet. Each fic is its own chapter. Each fic is unrelated beyond the pairing, meaning you don't have to read in order. Each fic's summary will be detailed--including any applicable warnings--in the notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,528
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    512
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    7638
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    At the end of the renewed war between Asgard and Jotunheim, an agreement was made. Loki would marry Thor and move to Asgard in exchange for the return of the Casket of Ancient Winters. The only problem was how could Thor ever learn to love the son of his enemy? It turned out he would get some unexpected help. Some very unexpected help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,185
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4692
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    Richie reveals a secret kink. Seth indulges him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    31

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