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    One day, my brain decided to think in haiku.

    It was very frustrating, but also somewhat amusing.

    Since then, my mind spits out another one every few days.

    So, just for posterity, here they are, one per "chapter" since they're not all the same pairing.

    That's all. Just BSG haiku. If there's no name in it, you can pretend it's about anybody you want. :)

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    390
    Chapters:
    31/?
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    Hannibal's hands stop their work. He settles his knife on the edge of his plate, and one of its teeth catches the light of the setting sun and reflects a blurry bright spot onto Will's cheek like a ghost of a teardrop.

    "You're stalling."

    "Yes, good job. I don't have a strong desire to jerk myself off while you watch and eat your dinner. Very well spotted."

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    2,558
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    304
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    Ch. 1: The Duties of a Prince

    The land of Beacon Heights (hills) is wrought with famine and drought, and even the uprising of a rebellion; the King looks to his son, Derek, to make things right.

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    17,950
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    2314
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    Faking Emily's death kept her safe, but the secret stretched the bonds of trust between the team.

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    522
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    After Sara's marriage to Gil is over, Nick takes his own chance on finding happiness.

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    497
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    13
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    Renard dwells on thoughts of Nick.

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    709
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
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    29
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    Fleeing from a fight with a monster, Stiles and Derek realize that it's blood has an unusual effect.

    Words:
    3,400
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    12976
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    She's obsessed with a face in a book, certain it belongs to someone she should have known.

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    6,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    20
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    Season 7 AU, taking place after “The Born Again Identity”

    Dick Roman learns that Castiel is alive and arranges for his abduction from the mental institution Castiel has been left in by the Winchesters. Castiel goes willingly with his abductor, falsely believing this is the punishment he’s owed for releasing the Leviathans into the world.

    Meg, unable to prevent Castiel’s kidnap, calls Dean. Dean has conflicted feelings about Castiel but refuses to leave the angel to whatever fate Dick has planned for him. Dean and Sam meet up with Meg and together the three of them plan a rescue mission.

    Meanwhile, Dick Roman plays mind games with Castiel, creating another Leviathan version of Dean and taunting Castiel with the truth about his love for the hunter.

    Words:
    19,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    760
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    It's just not a stakeout without Wade doing something horribly inappropriate.

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    1,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    8
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    93
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    Altair tries his best not to fall but gravity is a bitch.

    Series
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    125,124
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    7514
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    It's a place to call their own, finally, and the boys make ample use out of it.

    Series
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    1,496
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
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    56
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    Words:
    15,819
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2382
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    Scott and Stiles seem to enjoy testing out new things with each other, and by new things I mean kissing and touching each others' penis.

    Words:
    791
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    149
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    These are mostly going to be AU PWP. They will all be one-shots. I will gladly take into consideration all suggestions as long as it is Sherlock/John. Some stories will feature them from my already created AUs but don't worry about needing to read the other stories.

    Words:
    27,016
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    4142
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    In a world where people are required to submit to others because of the way they were born, there are exceptions to the rule. Aren't there always?
    Steve Rogers, Alpha. Everyone thinks he's Omega due to his size and temperament, until Project Rebirth. Cue in a seventy year jump and the return of an unrequited Bond mate, and maybe this century's too much.
    And as they say, compassion is the measure of a man.

    Words:
    39,889
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    23656
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    Each chapter is a different drabble written in 2012 for the prompts in the Glam 100 community on Livejournal. See the series for drabbles written for earlier prompts.

    All titles on chapters list the pairing in that drabble/drabble-set.

    CURRENT DRABBLE:
    Prompt 084: howl - Imperative
    Pairing: Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff
    Rating: PG-13
    Content/Warning(s): Werewolves
    Summary: Nothing works. Nothing ever works on nights like this.
    NOTE: See the chapter notes and titles for Content, Warnings, and Pairings on the previous weeks' drabble(s).

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    6,419
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    49
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    941
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    A conversation about their personal habits leads Souji to prove to the team that he's just as capable of being dirty as they are.

    Words:
    79
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    41
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    In the beginning, she would slide her panties all the way off and conceal them in a desk drawer, but it's easier to just push them to the side, let her fingers work their way underneath.

    Words:
    1,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    131
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    Sin is such an elusive notion. (Season 3)

    Words:
    279
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1

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