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    Bonfires! Breakups! All-ages night at the local club, underage drinking, and reminders of how everything tastes better when you're stoned.

    Welcome to a tale of bros being bros, bros boning bros, and little bros being best. Where high school hockey is more the vehicle than the actual destination, and sometimes we all have to settle for a good face-punch being the most efficient form of communication. Come for the melodrama, stay for the dicktouching.

    (This story is done. Hereafter I'll be posting two chapters a week on Mondays and Thursdays, US Central Standard Time, roughly until the end of time.)

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    Chapters:
    57/77
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    75
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    10
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    He knew he shouldn't, but he was all Patrick could think about. His daddy was gonna kill him.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    25
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    65
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    7
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    3448
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    Patrick always tells him that when Jon’s First Night comes he doesn’t have to go through with it. Nobody can make him. They’ve come a long way in the last fifty years. But it’s easy to just say that, Patrick wouldn’t be failing everybody in his life to simply say no.

    Jonny's an omega with an arrangement with an alpha for his first heat. Patrick is not that alpha.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    66
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    414
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    78
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    4340
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    Vinnie had missed the smell of home.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    30
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    2
    Hits:
    419
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    Jonny falls in love. Again.

    Title from "There You'll Be" by Faith Hill

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    English
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    18,443
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    665
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    Some of Kane's teammates become suspicious that he isn't the real Patrick Kane.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    600
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    JJ had once read a poem by T.S. Eliot that said the world would end with a whimper, not a bang. Looking back, JJ thought that poem was bullshit.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    32
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    Pat liked being the nerdy guy at school. He was good at it, actually. So when the head coach of the hockey team came up to him and asked him if he could take the stats for the upcoming season, coming off of a NCAA championship last year, he had no trouble saying yes.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    96
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3277
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    “What year is it?” Dr. Martinez asks, and Patrick can hear the concern in her voice.

    “2015,” he answers, but he’s not confident in his answer at all any more.

    There’s a look shared between his parents and the doctor, and he knows that look. He’s seen that look more times than he wants to count. It’s the Patrick Kane Has Fucked Up Again look. This time with a side helping of concern.

    But Jonny—Jonny looks like he’s in pain, and Patrick doesn’t understand why.

    “Patrick,” Dr. Martinez says after a pause, “what’s the last thing you remember?”

     

    In which Patrick Kane wakes up in November 2017 and doesn't remember the last two and a half years of his life.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    270
    Kudos:
    544
    Bookmarks:
    157
    Hits:
    15115
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    The Blackhawks are flying to a game in Buffalo. The weather there is ridiculous though, and some of the team opt for taking the long way via the team bus. A few brave the storm, deciding to fly anyway.

    They made the wrong choice. The plane crashes and the Hawks are stranded on a desert island.

    Will they survive? Will they be found? WILL THEY BEAT THE SABRES?! (Let’s be honest; they will. ;) )

    Language:
    English
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    7,660
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    544
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    Jonathan Toews fails to win first star of a random, meaningless late season home game, losing a bet he made with Patrick Kane, what follows is a forced blind date at a crappy karaoke bar in Northbrook. What follows after that is only a little strange.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,288
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    240
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    Patrick and Jonny sitting in a proverbial tree, nobody stopped to tell them why.

    AKA The Kazer Prompt Fic about Being Asked to Prom

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1165
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    Having the 'A' is a great honor but also a great responsibility. Sometimes Brent Seabrook and Duncan Keith regret their choices.

    (A.K.A the time somebody had to explain what even Kaner and Tazer are, to the rookies)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    155
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2716
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    After years of wanting Johnny to finally confess this feelings Patrick is disappointed when the day actually comes.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1973
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    Patrick did things recklessly, without thinking and that's why he concluded that's why everyone doesn't believe in him.

    Language:
    English
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    3,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1477
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    Jonny really shouldn't be laughing right now because it is very clear his boyfriend has a concussion, but oh my god he thinks Jonny is an angel.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2330
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    When the streak ended, everyone assumed that Kaner would not react well.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1818
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    "Я не могу сделать серию из двух матчей. Я не знаю, как он заработал 25 или сколько, чёрт, он там набрал".(c) Джонатан Тэйвз, 10.12.15.

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    Русский
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    1,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    178
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    Lately, when it comes to shootouts, the Blackhawks have been struggling on it so much, it's nearly driving Coach Q crazy. With the brilliant idea from Sharpy & Tazer (well, mostly Sharpy), they come up with a way to improve their shootouts in a whole different way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,770
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1358
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    Patrick Kane is the perfect student at Chicago High and is ready to lead his team to there high schools hockey league chamionship when a new student comes and surprisingly changes Pat's life forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,801
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2203

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