13 Works in Maplehoof (Homestuck)

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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Girl Examiner!

    Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.

    26 Bad Endings.
    5 Secret Bad Endings.
    2 Normal Endings.
    1 True Ending.

    Can you find them all? 8^y


    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!

    **UPDATE**

    Added a link to an HTML, CYOA-version of this fic a friend of mine did on the first chapter's summary, feel free to check it out and thank them for their work!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176,800
    Chapters:
    100/100
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    421
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    58204
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    [[Here is a Homestuck Fanfiction, however, non-fans can read this, too. Since I would be introducing characters from square one.]]
    John Egbert, the brother of Jade Harely, has several questions. Why does his sister and him have different surnames, and yet they are in the same family? Why do 36 people at his school are zodiac crazes, and their birthdate is the start of their favourite zodiac? Why does he see the numbers "413" practically everywhere? Why does he see spirographs of a long forgotten game everywhere he turns? Why does he have an uncontrollable urge to embrace the strong wind on stormy days? Why does he play unknown songs he has never heard before on his piano?

    John may consider himself crazy, but as a new teacher comes to this school and he has started this new experience as a college student along with his close friends, John begins to realise that everything is much more complicated than it seems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,875
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    376
  3. Tags
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    “I’m just here to sex up your lusus-figure. Don’t expect bed-time stories. Or cooking.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,046
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    942
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    Dirk: Wake up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    112
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    Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.
    (Hiatus)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,227
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1704
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    Aren't you something to admire; you were right here all along.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    618
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    Your name is Calliope and you are a cherub. Soon, your name will be Callie Ohphee-Massis and you will be a troll. You just don't know that yet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    611
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    “Okay,” AR says, and the subliminal buzz of processing picks up enough that Dirk can tell he's touched a nerve. A metaphorical nerve, anyway. “Look. One, that was the most tortured and unnecessary bro pun you've ever made. Two, I am acutely aware of how long you've been planning this stupid troll-humping shit because until I woke up as shades it was me planning it. The fuck, dude.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1151
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,580
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    179
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    Sequel to "Pilfering a Heart" and "Let the Games Begin".
    Several vignettes of moments throughout the Alpha Sburb-session, culminating in the new universe and Jake meeting up with Dirk and Post-Scratch Dave in Houston over a year later, once they've adjusted to their lives in the new universe. How will Jake react to the world outside of of his island home?
    And will Jake and Dirk be able to finally admit their developing feelings?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,576
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3053
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    The smoke clears enough for you to make out the center of the crater, and whatever you expected to be there, it wasn't this.
    It's a baby.
    Well, a baby and a pony, but the pony is dead. He's blonde and pale and he's sitting alone on top of the dead horse.
    And he's yours.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    253
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    You live a life of constant sexual frustration. You get on the computer while he's not around and you write torrid romantic fanfictions about him and you traversing the landscape illustrated with crappy pictures you stole from the internet and you put them in a folder on his desktop called FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION SIGNED YOUR HORSE.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1734
  13. Tags
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    Horsaroni x Maplehoof, but it's really more about Tavros. Takes place around late Act 4.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,787
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    359

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