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    In short I'm taking porny requests of disc rn

    Everything sinful is on my artblog

     

    you can requests something there if you want

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    English
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    19/?
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    Author's summary: Newcomers to Ankh-Morpork are frequently warned about organised crime upon arrival at the coaching station next to the Ankh-Morpork post office.

    Some listen. Some don’t.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    1
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    In which a young innocent maiden falls prey to the wiles of a seductive licentious vampire. Or is it the other way around?
    (AKA an unholy fusion of Carmilla and Dracula, Discworld-style)

    Now a podfic!

    Language:
    English
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    20
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
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    157
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    Polly works at a coffee shop on the campus of AMU and Mal is a shop regular. Also all the other characters of Discworld are teachers or students at the school. As you can guess craziness ensues.

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    English
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    13,071
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    272
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    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    58
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    In a different trouser leg of time, Maladict joins the Borogravian Military via more traditional means, i.e. by exploiting her contacts to get a position in the Borogravian High Command. There she finds herself in charge of managing the supplies for the entire Borogravian Army, a job she takes to like a bat to a spacious, well-appointed cave. The sole fly in her ointment is dealing with the logistical chaos caused by the escapades of the famous Polly Perks and her regiment. But the war is coming to a close and Mal might finally get the opportunity to give the irresponsible Lieutenant a piece of her mind.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    how mal joined the army.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    1
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    how mal joined the black ribboners.

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    English
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    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    In which Mal and Polly take the final step in their relationship.

    Language:
    English
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    1,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    35
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    2
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    426
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    A series of one shots in chronological order, with minor changes to the plot and content, aka: how I think Monstrous Regiment should have gone, with added LGBT+
    Many thanks to my wonderful Beta- Bea (Bums) - http://blackboardmonitor.tumblr.com/

    Language:
    English
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    6,633
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    With a crashing sense of inevitability, here is a Coffee Shop AU. The rougher parts of Ankh Morpok are being gentrified (much to Vimes' disgust) and Igorina and Mal have set up a coffee-house in the Shades. All would be well, if Mal could jettison her embarrassing crush on the girl who works in the bar next door.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    3,382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    545
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    Does what it says on the tin, really. Polly works at a coffee shop. Mal likes coffee. The obvious(ish) occurs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,337
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    350
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    A couple of short drabbles from my university AU.
    Maladict is Polly's rarely seen room mate- as the year goes on they start to get closer.
    Polly wants a break and for her roommate to at least try and act normal.
    Maladict wants just coffee and a kiss, frankly.

    Language:
    English
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    2,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    404
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    A footnote about how a little girl named Alice became the princess of Clacks towers, made a friend whose face she never saw, invented the internet, learned mathematics from orcs, taught coding to rocket wizards and grew up to be the second best hacker on the Disc.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    About three things Polly was absolutely positive. First, being romantically interested in a vampire was incredibly cliché and therefore highly embarrassing. Second, knowledge of the first thing was apparently not enough to stop oneself from ending up being interested in any case. And third, as an unfortunate (but in hindsight not entirely surprising) development of the first two points, she had somehow managed to develop a great big stupid ridiculous crush on Mal.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    405
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    Polly and Mal in the first days of the next war. Takes place immediately after the end of Monstruous Regiment.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    "Yes, we knew each other quite well. Is it that time already?" The old man's hands shook, but the calm in his voice was evident. "I guess you know what they say, the two things you can't avoid are taxes and.." He trailed off, looking into the blue supernovas.

    I AM AFRAID SO. COME, MR PRATCHETT. WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEXT, Death paused, checking the hourglass, SIX MINUTES EXACTLY. DO YOU HAVE ANY BISCUITS? OR CURRY?

    "I prefer sir, if you don't mind. Or knight. That title has always had me tickled pink," he said, chuckling and taking the hand of his old friend.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    653
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    Polly and Mal attend a diplomatic conference.

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Based on a tumblr post that went along the lines of "imagine two vampires getting drunk and trying to describe each other"

    Maladict and Victoria have a night in and end up describing each other

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,139
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    37
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    Когда вампир отказывается от крови, мы называем это перенесением. Мы заставляем себя желать чего-то другого.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    45

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