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    "Long walks and getting caught in the rain," that was a soldier's life in a nutshell. At the moment, Polly and Maladicta don't need to walk anywhere, but there sure is a lot of rain.

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    45
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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    9
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    29
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    Life goes on for Polly and Mal in the army. Whether faced with enemy soldiers, seemingly endless bad weather or awkward attempts at seduction, together they will make the most of it.

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    10
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    46
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    5
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    261
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    There are no nightgowns, underwired or otherwise, in the Borogravian military. Somehow, Ozzer manages to find the next best thing while facing off against Zlobenian cavalry and ends up kicking their captain in the fork while wearing a petticoat.

    It’s close enough. Possibly too close, because when Mal sees her dripping wet from the rain and plastered in sheer white cloth, her brain blanks out and – for a moment – her instincts purr.

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    1/1
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    1
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    21
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    160
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    20
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    595
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    The problem with songs, Polly thought, is that they always left out the most important bits.

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    1,005
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    63
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    4
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    235
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    In which Polly trains bodyguards, has dinner with Mal, founds a spy network, and muses on the hierarchy of bees.

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    2,913
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    290
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    it takes a lot of alcohol to get a vampire drunk.

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    1/1
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    1
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    26
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    1
    Hits:
    167
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    As a favor to Wazzer, Polly and Maladict go undercover as a couple at a peace conference to foil a plot. Unfortunately, they don't know what the plot is or who's doing the plotting.

    Even more unfortunately, Maladict really wasn't kidding about vampires and structured lingerie.

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    10,872
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    613
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    The human mind rejects these terrible truths. Polly, Mal, zombie apocalypse.

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    5,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    155
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    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    117
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    Ten years after becoming a soldier, Polly wakes up to find that something has changed.

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    English
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    3,680
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    309
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    In which a tea room is not just a room for serving tea.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    6
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    84
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    4
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    526
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    It's all about the mindset.

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    1,113
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    1/1
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    11
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    96
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    3
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    636
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    In short I'm taking porny requests of disc rn

    Everything sinful is on my artblog

     

    you can requests something there if you want

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2343
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    In which a young innocent maiden falls prey to the wiles of a seductive licentious vampire. Or is it the other way around?
    (AKA an unholy fusion of Carmilla and Dracula, Discworld-style)

    Now a podfic!

    Language:
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    20
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    300
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    Polly works at a coffee shop on the campus of AMU and Mal is a shop regular. Also all the other characters of Discworld are teachers or students at the school. As you can guess craziness ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,071
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    381
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    In a different trouser leg of time, Maladict joins the Borogravian Military via more traditional means, i.e. by exploiting her contacts to get a position in the Borogravian High Command. There she finds herself in charge of managing the supplies for the entire Borogravian Army, a job she takes to like a bat to a spacious, well-appointed cave. The sole fly in her ointment is dealing with the logistical chaos caused by the escapades of the famous Polly Perks and her regiment. But the war is coming to a close and Mal might finally get the opportunity to give the irresponsible Lieutenant a piece of her mind.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    466
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    In which Mal and Polly take the final step in their relationship.

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    1,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    671
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    A series of one shots in chronological order, with minor changes to the plot and content, aka: how I think Monstrous Regiment should have gone, with added LGBT+
    Many thanks to my wonderful Beta- Bea (Bums) - http://blackboardmonitor.tumblr.com/

    Language:
    English
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    6,633
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    With a crashing sense of inevitability, here is a Coffee Shop AU. The rougher parts of Ankh Morpok are being gentrified (much to Vimes' disgust) and Igorina and Mal have set up a coffee-house in the Shades. All would be well, if Mal could jettison her embarrassing crush on the girl who works in the bar next door.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    777
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    Does what it says on the tin, really. Polly works at a coffee shop. Mal likes coffee. The obvious(ish) occurs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,337
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    415

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