1 - 20 of 44 Works found in Maladict/Polly Perks
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Breathe by ImpossibleCherryBlossom
PRATCHETT Terry - Works, Monstrous Regiment--Pratchett
24 Apr 2012
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Mal has an unfortunate relationship with gender; Polly understands.
- Words:
- 1,072
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 115
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Inspired by 'Dream a Little Dream of Me' as sung by Ella Fitzgerald
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...for lips that touch blood, shall never touch mine. Polly tries to get to grip with the Black Ribboners and her relationship with Maladicta.
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- 1,194
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- 1/1
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- 12
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- 227
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Amongst the Officers of the Very Distinguished Borogravian Army a battered volume can be found stuffed ready to hand in the top of packs, or folded into greatcoat pockets. It has proved invaluable in any number of scenarios, providing advice and occasionally life-saving manoeuvres when faced with an enemy of intelligence. This is not that slightly foxed tome. This is something completely different.
A collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .- Words:
- 3,092
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 211
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Presents can be nice. Occasionally they can also be a little inappropriate. Sometimes, if you're lucky, they can be both inappropriate and nice at the same time.
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- Part 6 of Polly/Mal
- Words:
- 4,014
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 186
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It is well known that soldiers don't wear rings. They do, however, often have a keepsake of some sort or other hidden safely in their belongings. This is the story of two such items. Happy Hogswatch, here's your fluff!
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- Part 3 of Polly/Mal
- Words:
- 8,311
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 99
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A slightly tipsy Lieutenant Perks returns to find her vampire relaxing by the kitchen hearth of the Duchess and attempts to distract her from her book. A wee bit o' fluff for Hogswatch, nothing explicit.
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- Part 5 of Polly/Mal
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- 2,101
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 112
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If Monstrous Regiment could be filed under “What Polly Did” this would fall under the remit of “What Polly Did Next” telling as it does the joys trials and tribulations of our eponymous heroine, picking up sometime in the year following the final paragraph of MR.
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- Part 1 of Polly/Mal
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A whole lot of fanart for Monstrous Regiment, a few per "chapter".
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They had agreed that all folk songs were ridiculous, so why was Polly singing one?
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Inter-Universe Travel Incorporated III (Torchwood and Doctor Who) by Huggeroftrees
Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Torchwood, Doctor Who
14 Sep 2011
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Inter-dimensional? Of course Torchwood got involved. Maladict takes a trip to Cardiff. Sing it if you know the words: It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your knees in tight...
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- Words:
- 18,546
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 172
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Inter-Universe Travel Incorporated II (Firefly) by Huggeroftrees
Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Firefly
12 Sep 2011
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Maladict gets plonked onto Serenity this time. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!
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- Words:
- 7,529
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 224
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Inter-Universe-Travel Incorporated by Huggeroftrees
Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Being Human
12 Sep 2011
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Mal (Monstrous Regiment) is transplanted unwillingly into the Being Human Universe. It's just a jump to the left... A little step to the right... With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!
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- Words:
- 16,417
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 204
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When the Diplomatic Core borrow Lieutenant Perks to assist in their peace talks in Ankh Morpork our intrepid duo are separated. Will letters be enough?
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- Part 4 of Polly/Mal
- Words:
- 1,652
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 225
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Sequel to Pouncing; Maladicta and Polly get used to each other. Written for Porn Battle X.
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- Part 2 of Pounced
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- 563
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 193
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Maladicta has an existential crisis. Written for Porn Battle X.
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- Part 1 of Pounced
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Neither Polly nor Maladicta wore the female uniform long.
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This is new.
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Prompt was "taboo." Polly has something to offer jonesing addict Maladict that's better than methadone. (Monstrous Regiment; Polly/Mal) Squick warning for bloodplay that's not quite your usual bloodplay.
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"...A necklace of roast coffee beans, that'd be the thing. I'll be better prepared another time."
"Yeah," said Polly. "Good idea. With real soap."
"Soap? How would soap work?"Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett
Warning for coffee made them do it/issues of consent and post-novel spoilers.