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    Agent Coulson’s mission is simple: fly to Amsterdam; meet up with a fake mail order bride (a member of Dutch intelligence); fake a relationship; intercept stolen weapons plans; get home in one piece. But it’s the kind of operation where everything that can go wrong does, starting with a mixup in the introduction service paperwork.

    Mercenary Hawkeye’s goal is clear: grab a temporary spouse; keep his real identity hidden; get himself and his partner back to the US; forget that whole failed mission ever happened. Unfortunately he gets more than he bargained for when his groom turns out to be perfect… and hiding a few secrets of his own.

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    Desperate and hungry, Katniss Everdeen does what she previously would have considered unthinkable to keep her family alive. Though she would never dream that her new life could be a happy one, the blue eyed boy who's payment saved her family's life seems determined to change her mind.

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    Phil Coulson has a problem.

    Since his wife died, he’s lived on a remote colony world, raising his children and recovering from the wound that nearly killed him. Now, his old commander needs him back on the job; he's heard troubling rumors of an invasion force that could threaten every world in the Galactic Alliance. But Phil’s two daughters have no other family; what would happen to them if Phil died too? They need another parent, so Phil contacts Earth’s best marriage brokers.

    Clint Barton has a problem.

    Since he escaped from his ne’er-do-well brother Barney and the criminal gang that tried to force him to join, he’s been living under the protection of Natasha Romanoff, the Red Room’s most valued agent. But Barney has caught wind of him again, and even the Black Widow can’t protect him from the powerful crime syndicate that is after him now. Clint needs a place to lie low, somewhere so far away from Earth that his enemies can’t find him. So Natasha suggests that he consider the benefits of an arranged marriage on a faraway planet.

    It seems like a mutually beneficial arrangement. But can two independent men move past their secrets and build a real life together?

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    Geoff likes being alone and isn't really looking to be with anyone for the moment and in reality could care less. But one day Michael and Gavin decide it'll be fun pulling a prank on their boss and Geoff winds up with some young foreign Mail-Order Husband at his doorstep.

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    17/?
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    After much deliberation, and without ceremony, King Uther Pendragon finds suitable mail-order spouses for his children. Once all the paperwork has been finalised, the newlyweds finally meet their life partners in the most romantic location that Uther can imagine - on a private island in the Caribbean, far from the prying eyes of the paparazzi.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Love out of a magazine....

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    “My last wedding,” Harry whispers, and it may be inappropriate, but they have a game going where Harry makes Louis jealous and Louis spanks him with the name Richard on his lips, “my husband was rolled down the aisle in a wheel chair.”

    Louis hums. “Tragic, that one, wasn’t he?”

    Harry shrugs. “Gave really good rim jobs.”

    Or, it's Harry and Louis' wedding night and strong alcohol is the answer to everything.

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    Written for this glorious k!meme prompt:

    A mail-order bride industry has popped up in Ferelden to take advantage of all the desperate women left widowed by the Blight.

    After Kirkwall, Isabela is down on her luck. Fortunately this mail order bride thing sounds like the perfect scheme to get back on her feet again. She'll agree to be a bride, breeze into some unsuspecting fool's life, fleece him blind, and be gone before binding vows can be exchanged.

    Meanwhile, Cullen's sister Mia is growing increasingly worried about her brother; he sounds so lonely in his letters home. She decides to send him a very special name-day gift this year.

    He has no idea what's about to hit him....

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    Clint accidentally, drunkenly orders a mail order bride. Natasha arrives at his doorstep a week later. He has no idea what he just got himself into.

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    Grantaire isn’t sure what he’s signing up for when he answers an ad looking for a partner on a homestead out West, but he doesn’t have many other options. When he takes a chance and goes to a town called Amity, he’s met by Enjolras, who’s willing to share a home with him and teach him the work of the farm, but his heart is closed, and they’re wed in name only. Amity is full of friends and outlaws alike, and Grantaire thinks this might finally be a place where he can belong, but it’s hard for it to feel like a home when his husband won’t touch him, and the outlaws are a threat that grows with every passing day. If he can’t help keep Amity safe, and convince Enjolras that loving him is worth the risk, he might lose the only home he’s ever really had.

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    Harry's a bride for purchase. Louis teaches him a lesson.

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    Riku has been in love with his best friend Sora’s brother Roxas for years. After he moves to the mainland and successfully starts his own business, he sends a telegram back home to the island, asking Roxas’s father for his son’s hand in marriage.
    Unfortunately, Roxas’s father completely misunderstands and sends the wrong son.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Shea bites the inside of his cheek and nods, opening up the catalog with clumsy fingers. There are so many smiling faces, so many likes walking by the beach in the moonlight, gourmet cook, good with kids that they all blur into each other. He keeps flipping, not even looking at the words and glancing at the faces but then—

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    'This is not my fault,' Tony lies. 'It was supposed to be a joke! Christ.'

    'Thanks to your joke,' says Coulson, 'we now have a code three-four-delta, with the variable being a Russian immigrant. We're checking his background right now, but it might take a while. Meanwhile, I suggest you civilian-proof the Tower. If any SHIELD intelligence is compromised, I will hurt you.'

    Yes, this is the story where the Winter Soldier is a Russian mail-order bride. Everything goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    14
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    Out of money and options, Katniss Everdeen joins the Ordered Spouse program for the Capitol stipend. What she doesn't expect is to be ordered, and certainly not by such a kind boy.

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    110,665
    Chapters:
    30/?
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    Grantaire isn’t sure what he’s signing up for when he answers an ad looking for a partner on a homestead out West, but he doesn’t have many other options. When he takes a chance and goes to a town called Amity, he’s met by Enjolras, who’s willing to share a home with him and teach him the work of the farm, but his heart is closed, and they’re wed in name only. Amity is full of friends and outlaws alike, and Grantaire thinks this might finally be a place where he can belong, but it’s hard for it to feel like a home when his husband won’t touch him, and the outlaws are a threat that grows with every passing day. If he can’t help keep Amity safe, and convince Enjolras that loving him is worth the risk, he might lose the only home he’s ever really had.

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    Louis had been just about to leave the site, when his eyes fell on a photo of a youthful man with curly brown hair and bright green eyes.Below the photo was his name and age, as well as a link for more information.His name was Harry Styles, and he was 19 years old.

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    When the second oldest of Jared's four brothers orders a mail order bride to be sent to their planet to marry and service all five of them, Jared vocalises his distaste. As it is, Jensen won't be ignored, and he proves to be much more tempting than Jared could ever have anticipated.

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    98
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    9
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    When Kakashi agreed to be on Minato and Kushina’s wills and care for Naruto if anything should happen to them he didn’t believe it would ever happen. At the advice of friends he decides hiring an au pair is his only option. Iruka might be his only hope, but the cute teacher comes with his own problems. Can the three of them really make it work?

    Contains (Highlight to view): Mizuki! He’s briefly mentioned seriously though family friendly.

    Prompt/Scenario: #2 by spiralsfalling: When Minato and Kushina die, they leave behind Naruto in Kakashi's care for the immediate future. Horrified and scared of the responsibility he now has to child!Naruto, he gets drunk with Anko and Genma and they drunkenly conspire to get Kakashi a bride to help things along. Enter MailOrderBride!Iruka.

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    Duke Crocker thinks he has life just the way he wants it—until those around him start meddling.

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