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    Levi Ackerman is an irregular alpha who only desires a committed relationship. He would rather suppress his ruts completely or spend them alone. Two concerned friends convince him that it's time to find a mate. Through unconventional means, the man will finally find the omega he will bond with for life.

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    Desperate and hungry, Katniss Everdeen does what she previously would have considered unthinkable to keep her family alive. Though she would never dream that her new life could be a happy one, the blue eyed boy who's payment saved her family's life seems determined to change her mind.

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    Geoff likes being alone and isn't really looking to be with anyone for the moment and in reality could care less. But one day Michael and Gavin decide it'll be fun pulling a prank on their boss and Geoff winds up with some young foreign Mail-Order Husband at his doorstep.

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    Sending out adverts for Brides is not new to Arda, but it is to Bofur. After the success his brother Bombur had in sending away for a bride, now having a lovely hobbit bride and a bouncing baby girl, Bofur decides to try his luck in looking for a wife.

    Bilbo Whitfoot-Baggins hadn't thought about marriage after her husband passed away, but sometimes she wonders if it would be easier to have a co-parent, a father, for her son Frodo. When she comes across a charming ad in the Matrimonial section of the local newspaper, she starts considering her options.

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    “Ffffuck he’s hot,” Will drawled when he caught his first glimpse of Hannibal. He couldn’t remember if he’d intended to click male brides or not, but it hardly mattered when he saw Hannibal’s head shot.

    A single and lonely Will Graham gets very drunk and orders a bride off the internet. That bride turns out to be the tall, dark, and handsome, Hannibal Lecter.

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    To escape the shady Conglomeration, hacker Liz Dee ships herself off to an orbiting space station as Shay Dax's mail order bride. No one is amused except the author.

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    A series of Western AU Tumblr Prompts

    Various Darcyland Pairings

    1. Yellowed Lace (Darcy/Steve)

    2. Soiled Dove (Darcy/Thor)

    3. Bar None (Darcy/Bucky)

    4. Bullets and Whiskey (Darcy/Thor)

    5. A Resting Place (Darcy/Bucky)

    6. First Meetings (Darcy/Bucky)

    7. Pistol (Darcy/Bucky)

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    Phil Coulson has a problem.

    Since his wife died, he’s lived on a remote colony world, raising his children and recovering from the wound that nearly killed him. Now, his old commander needs him back on the job; he's heard troubling rumors of an invasion force that could threaten every world in the Galactic Alliance. But Phil’s two daughters have no other family; what would happen to them if Phil died too? They need another parent, so Phil contacts Earth’s best marriage brokers.

    Clint Barton has a problem.

    Since he escaped from his ne’er-do-well brother Barney and the criminal gang that tried to force him to join, he’s been living under the protection of Natasha Romanoff, the Red Room’s most valued agent. But Barney has caught wind of him again, and even the Black Widow can’t protect him from the powerful crime syndicate that is after him now. Clint needs a place to lie low, somewhere so far away from Earth that his enemies can’t find him. So Natasha suggests that he consider the benefits of an arranged marriage on a faraway planet.

    It seems like a mutually beneficial arrangement. But can two independent men move past their secrets and build a real life together?

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    A collection of all my Disney shorts which never quite seemed to rate a full-length story.

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    Arthur could definitely afford to buy a pretty toy for himself. And this toy was very pretty indeed.
    A sort of but not quite Humans au.

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    The groom Uther ordered for Morgana isn't what they thought he is. Has the poor bloke come all the way to Camelot for nothing?

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    When Octavia gets married and leaves home, she's worried Bellamy won't be able to handle the ranch on his own. So she talks him into putting an ad in the paper to see if he can find a wife.

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    Agent Coulson’s mission is simple: fly to Amsterdam; meet up with a fake mail order bride (a member of Dutch intelligence); fake a relationship; intercept stolen weapons plans; get home in one piece. But it’s the kind of operation where everything that can go wrong does, starting with a mixup in the introduction service paperwork.

    Mercenary Hawkeye’s goal is clear: grab a temporary spouse; keep his real identity hidden; get himself and his partner back to the US; forget that whole failed mission ever happened. Unfortunately he gets more than he bargained for when his groom turns out to be perfect… and hiding a few secrets of his own.

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    Sidney's drunk when he orders a Russian bride. He doesn't expect anyone to show up - and he definitely doesn't expect that person to be an awkward-looking guy who barely speaks English.

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    After much deliberation, and without ceremony, King Uther Pendragon finds suitable mail-order spouses for his children. Once all the paperwork has been finalised, the newlyweds finally meet their life partners in the most romantic location that Uther can imagine - on a private island in the Caribbean, far from the prying eyes of the paparazzi.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Love out of a magazine....

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    “My last wedding,” Harry whispers, and it may be inappropriate, but they have a game going where Harry makes Louis jealous and Louis spanks him with the name Richard on his lips, “my husband was rolled down the aisle in a wheel chair.”

    Louis hums. “Tragic, that one, wasn’t he?”

    Harry shrugs. “Gave really good rim jobs.”

    Or, it's Harry and Louis' wedding night and strong alcohol is the answer to everything.

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    Written for this glorious k!meme prompt:

    A mail-order bride industry has popped up in Ferelden to take advantage of all the desperate women left widowed by the Blight.

    After Kirkwall, Isabela is down on her luck. Fortunately this mail order bride thing sounds like the perfect scheme to get back on her feet again. She'll agree to be a bride, breeze into some unsuspecting fool's life, fleece him blind, and be gone before binding vows can be exchanged.

    Meanwhile, Cullen's sister Mia is growing increasingly worried about her brother; he sounds so lonely in his letters home. She decides to send him a very special name-day gift this year.

    He has no idea what's about to hit him....

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    Clint accidentally, drunkenly orders a mail order bride. Natasha arrives at his doorstep a week later. He has no idea what he just got himself into.

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    Grantaire isn’t sure what he’s signing up for when he answers an ad looking for a partner on a homestead out West, but he doesn’t have many other options. When he takes a chance and goes to a town called Amity, he’s met by Enjolras, who’s willing to share a home with him and teach him the work of the farm, but his heart is closed, and they’re wed in name only. Amity is full of friends and outlaws alike, and Grantaire thinks this might finally be a place where he can belong, but it’s hard for it to feel like a home when his husband won’t touch him, and the outlaws are a threat that grows with every passing day. If he can’t help keep Amity safe, and convince Enjolras that loving him is worth the risk, he might lose the only home he’s ever really had.

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    2
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