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    Have I ever told you about Timmy? Oh, he was magnificent! One hell of an actor, if you kick him just right. Man... That guy! Best. Investment. EVER. Doted on him like a hen on eggs or some such. And you know how he repaid my time and never - ending kindness?? Oh come on, take a guess! It involves stabbing. In my back! Just like every other goddamn douchebag I gave the benefit of the doubt.

    -Handsome Jack, to anyone who would listen.

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    Rhys keeps getting involved in Jack's business without meaning to, and eventually the Vault Hunter decides "screw it" and keeps him around for good.

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    A young man named Rhys(Troy Baker) who has spent his whole young career life so far working as a video store clerk(he got the job when he was 17), finds a new purpose in life when he meets a charismatic, and very handsome, serial killer who offers to take him under his wing. The serial killer, known as Handsome Jack(Dameon Clarke), teaches everything he knows about killing to his new pupil, giving him lessons and helping him find his "inner voice"...

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    7/?
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    Rhys had always been a huge fan of Handsome Jack. It was more than just a healthy respect for his boss at this point; this was borderline hero worship. That’s why, when the CEO called specifically to have Rhys employed under him as his personal assistant, Rhys was more than ecstatic.

    When a large sum of money goes missing from Jack's personal account--putting a huge bump in his top secret plan--he forces Rhys, Vaughn, and Vasquez with him to go retrieve the money from a location tracked to Pandora. A simple retrieval mission turns into a huge mess when a mysterious man becomes involved and Jack refuses to tell Rhys what his secret plan is.

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    6/?
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    70
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    12
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    Nisha Kadam cared about few, but certain things. If only she were able to admit that to herself.

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    Alternate contemporary universe: Moxxi and Jack are dating and maybe getting married. Rhys, Moxxi's son, get's some one on one 'quality' time with Jack.

    Yup. We're doing it folks. All aboard the smut train folks, we're heading straight to sinville.

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    Months have passed since the Vault of the Traveler was opened. Vaughn, leader of the Children of Helios and acting CEO of the Atlas Corporation, has finally gotten word that Rhys and Fiona are alive, but held captive in the floating city of Sanctuary. Dropping everything, he has rounded up Loader Bot and Sasha and gone to retrieve the rest of their found family.

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    Rhys knew deep down that he was gonna die. No, not now, not any time soon - but he would a lot sooner than he should.

    It was because of the Hanahaki Disease. You fall in love, flowers bloom in your lungs and you cough them up until you confess. If you confess, it goes away, whether they love you back or not. If you don't, the flowers basically choke you to death. Plain and simple, right?

    Well, yeah, sure - until you factor in Rhys's problem. He can't confess his love for risk of losing his job, or even worse, his job, his dignity and his life.

    After all, who in their right mind could admit their love to Handsome Jack and live, metaphorically or otherwise?

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    13/?
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    225
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    32
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    Timothy works at the Up Over bar on Concordia. When Rhys, Fiona, Vaughn accompany August and Sasha to their bachelor/bachelorette party, Tim is faced with the tough decision of whether or not to accept the offer for an exotic dance.
    Who was the man with the cybernetics? And why did looking at him make him feel like he had been kicked in the stomach?

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    1/?
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    Modern AU: Pandora- A malicious, deteriorating state where murder is more common than a passing smile. A state in which Handsome Jack dictates and governs with a vice of a grip. As CEO of leading corporation, Hyperion, Jack is in control of every single life within Pandora's borders including our protagonist, Elizabeth; a floundering college girl who up until now never thought her life would amount to anything above the standard: get a job, get married, get kids, get dead. When the two cross paths and exchange hostilities, Jack hatches other plans for the girl.

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    6/?
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    42
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    151
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    Among the pirates that terrorize the world's trade routes, there is one name to fear above all else: Handsome Jack. Known for attacking pirates and authorities alike, he's made quite the name for himself in his quest for revenge. But what happens when a spoiled lord's son stows away in order to escape his arranged marriage to the governor's daughter?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    bl exchange 2017 gift fic for tumblr user dreamingwithsnakes

    smely bird man falls in love with bartender. rocky relationship ensues

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    Rhys gets in touch a match-making agency to find him a suitable partner in the hopes that it would get his mother off his back.

    Tim has a very bad month.

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    "You've gotta break it down to build it back up."

    Rhys, now proud CEO of ATLAS gets pulled into an investigation to find out what's causing major quakes on Pandora's moon Elpis. He enlists the help of his friends to figure this case out. While exploring Elpis Rhys runs into an odd experience at an old vault, gifting him with powers he never knew he had. While trying to deal with this and save the moon, an old "friend" of Rhys's shows his ugly head once again thanks to Rhys's little robot, Dumpy, bringing the AI remains along for the ride. One could easily tell Rhys that reinstalling the Handsome AI was a bad choice but he did it anyway with no other options left at his disposal. Although still annoyed with Rhys and his previous actions, Handsome Jack in his current ruined state with no control over Rhys at all now has no choice but to do what Rhys says, less he risk being disconnected for good, never to see the light of day again. And that's something Jack decided he wouldn't want to face. Although the moon is the last of their problems with Rhys displaying signs of a siren, accidentally giving Jack flesh, and almost everyone out to kill them, this story is only just beginning.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    71
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    "Like an arrow shot from Cupid's bow- Rhys knew no discrimination, and never missed. He wouldn't hesitate or be swayed from killing a target, no matter what they pleaded or bargained with.

    And that was held in very high regard amoung possible employers. It was surprising how many people would pay to have their enemies brought to their knees, begging their own lover to spare their pathetic lives. And that was a specialty only Cupid's Arrow could provide. And provided very well."

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    1/?
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    Long black suit
    Sleek black mask
    They’re so sweet
    With their get back stare

    Inspired by the song "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?"

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    exulansis
    n. the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it—whether through envy or pity or simple foreignness—which allows it to drift away from the rest of your life story, until the memory itself feels out of place, almost mythical, wandering restlessly in the fog, no longer even looking for a place to land. - The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

    --

    Five years ago, Rhys spent the night of his dreams with his number one celebrity crush, Handsome Jack. But the next time he meets his idol, Handsome Jack doesn't seem to remember him at all.

    Broken and alone after the fall of Helios, Rhys finds something he always knew he wanted but could never admit to himself: one of Handsome Jack's doppelgangers, working as a prostitute. Now, Rhys can live out all of his fantasies, and maybe work out some of the uglier feelings that experience had left him with.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    It was just another night at the Inventory until Brock suggested they play a different kind of game.

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    Mordecai finds something odd on a trip out to the Dust, and his curiosity gets the better of him.

    Alternatively: Mordecai adopts a psycho and raises it as his own.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    "Moxxi dejó de pasar la bayeta sobre la barra de golpe y por primera vez levantó la vista para observar detenidamente a la chica que le estaba hablando."

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    Español
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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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