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    C'est marrant, parce que son histoire aurait pu être tragique et larmoyante, avec toutes ces histoires de rébellion, de gueules cassées, d'amours qui-pourraient-marcher-mais-qui-par-la-volonté-d'un-con-magique-volant-dans-le-ciel ne le font pas. Mais en fait, Karkat trouve ça presque drôle. Et par drôle il veut dire ridicule.

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    Dave really didn't get this whole soulmate thing.
    Hell, he didn't even get the whole witch thing yet either.

    Maybe he didn't want to.

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    “Look, dude, I know it’s lame, but you’re just going to have to deal. I can’t miss another interview with this woman or she’ll have my dick to use as a purse strap. And who knows, maybe you’ll meet some ‘lil tyke that’s cool enough to hang with you, ‘kay? Just give it a shot,” your older brother says flatly from the driver’s seat. You just nod with a small pout.
    Of course he’d say that, he isn’t the one being forced into this. You don’t even want to be awake right now, it’s like…Well, you aren’t fully educated on how to tell the time, but you’re working on that. Point is, it’s still dark outside and that means it’s too early for Bro to be dragging you to some stupid daycare. You’ve never been there and you have no friends really unless you count Bro, but he’s being mean so he is not on the friends list as of right now.

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    Now let's begin the farce that we have deigned to call judgement!

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    AlphaDave&Dirk

    "You can have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt." - Trent Reznor

    Takes place after "Road To Hell" and "Choices", but functions as a stand alone.

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    "Equius, Look into my eyes. That gaze be speaking TRUST. We gotta snap this chance like that surfing Pikachu in pokemon snap, lay out dem apples for that fucker like pearls on a heiress' crane neck. This car-"
    Dave whispered intensely, stroking the hood of the car.
    "-could be gone by tomorrow! Off to a comic convention, never to be seen again! Can you reconcile that with your consciousness? Your only regret: not having sexed Dave on that fugly glorious car that one time?"

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    What it says on the can - a collection of shorter fills for HSWC 2014.

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    Alpha Jade ♥ Alpha Rose

    Unlike Cassie, unlike Tobias perhaps, I'm ruthless at times. But even I have enough sense to know the words "we have to win" are the first four steps on the road to hell.

    -The Underground, K.A. Applegate

    Takes place before "Choices" and "Empire of Dirt."

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    John just wants to do something fun for Dave for their anniversary. Dirk is more than happy to help.

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    Jade sighs and slaps her palm against her frontpan, like she cannot believe how goddamn stupid you’re being right now even though you’re the only rational one in this fucking place. “Karkat, seriously. Shut the fuck up. I like having you around! I like kissing your dumb face and fighting over the last slice of pizza - which is mine, by the way, dibs - and going to the planetarium together even though you like to complain about how limited our grasp of space is, and, and all sorts of things! I don’t care if you never want to fuck, you moron!”

    "Oh."

    (Karkat's self-loathing is heavily referenced in this fic, particularly in relation to his asexuality, so if that squicks you out this might not be the fic for you.)

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    It is because of a forgotten book that Eridan and Sollux meet in a library.
    Humanstuck.

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    "Welcome to Sburb Institution, where the staff are even crazier then the patients and everyone's fucking everyone else."

     

    Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are almost positive the universe hates you.

     

    Your name is John Egbert and nurses can be male too!

     

    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are having an affair with three of your best friends, at the same time.

     

    Your name is Sollux Captor and holy shit is your new roommate a dick.

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    Roxy and Feferi have self control issues... Kanaya finds a way to keep them in line, but will it be enough when it seems everyone they know is having one hell of a time with quadrants and they are all getting a little unstable.

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    She’d woken up and found that it had gone from five years, twenty-five days, and some odd hours and minutes, all the way down to ten hours. She’d nearly burst into tears in her bed at only six in the morning. Far too early for waterworks.

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    Your name is Roxy Lalonde and you really hate yourself right now.
    You're seventeen years old and thanks to the help of your best friend, Dirk Strider, you've quit drinking, When all your friends start hating you, you kinda start hating yourself too. and now you're here, sobbing and drinking.

    Late night sadstuck drabble I am hella sorry for writing this cause I adore Roxy so much but nhhm.

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you have a serious problem.
    **********
    Late night drabble. I would advise you not to read.

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    Karkat has lived in fear of his guardians all his life. The night of his escape from what was once his home he meets Dave Strider. As Karkat opens up to him, friendship turns to love. Can a relationship really work between them?

    ((This is a horrible summery, I'm sorry))

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    Everyone makes bad decisions. You, Sollux Captor, are no exception. You will have to live with the consequences of driving your truck into someone else's car, even if he's kind of a douchewad.

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    John is a high priest who was trained in a polytheistic

    society. As a child, he looked up to many gods and goddesses,

    but one in particular had always caught his eyes. The God of

    Death and Adventure. And even though John liked this god the

    most, he tried his best to worship all of them evenly. But

    John's personal deities he kept close, there were some gods and goddesses

    deemed evil and banished to the world of the mortals. Such as

    Death and Creation's twin, God of Death and Destruction and the

    previous Queen of the pantheon, Goddess of Birth and Riches.

    While the higher powers were freaking out about the idea that

    the banished Queen and Death God were teaming together to take

    revenge, John has a near death experience where he meets his

    favorite of the deities. The God of Death and Adventure who

    brings him along to show John not all is right with the world

    and that, as high priest, it is HIS duty to bring the world to

    order.

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    Authors of notoriously poor Homestuck fanfiction are sent to a university run by the characters from the comic, where they will be instructed in the writing of acceptable fanfic. Sarcasm will be employed, buckets will be thrown, and the definition of "irony" will be debated.

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