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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

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    Last morning you fell asleep without sopor, and you had some pretty fucked-up daymares. How precisely that led you to be standing inside Vriska’s respiteblock in the middle of the day, you’re not sure.

    There’s a thumbprint pad to unlock the door and numerous booby traps, just like all the nicer blocks on this transport ship, but you would make a very poor legislacerator if you couldn’t sniff out a few hidden sensors. Seems like they’re more concealed than usual—either she’s picked up some useful skills at the officer’s training academy or she’s threatened one of the lowblood technicians into rigging up a better system. (You briefly consider resetting a few of them to do something amusing and only somewhat physically damaging to whatever semi-innocent troll walked by, but your bloodpusher just wasn’t in it.)

     

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    ((AU where something very, very different happens during the retcon and the Game is almost-but-not-quite undone. Longass Vriska/Terezi moiraillegiance angsty fluffy fic with a crapton of plot. Updates Sundays.))

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    6/?
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    7
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    Do you need to know about your powers? Trying to figure out why your time player is so crazy? Are you confused and near death? This is the work for you! Welcome to You're Fucked, an all-encompassing guide to sburbia. In this guide, we cover every possible class and aspect combination- except for wastes/lords/muses, we only do those on request.

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    13/14
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    57
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    John Egbert moves to a town where Dave Strider's name is a warning and Dave likes the stars.

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    15/?
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    10
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    Feferi just found out her Mom is a murderer from Karkat, but she expected it. Now she's running away to help her friends try to change the city.

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    1
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    A crappy vampire au that involves pirates and is somewhat similar to AHS hotel. Just. In the fact that it takes place mostly in a hotel.
    I'm trying okay.
    I swear to god i have an idea as to where this is going.

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    2/?
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    It’s the end of the world for Karkat Vantas as the dead begin to rise. Things should not have turned out this way. He should have lived a normal, boring life, he should have…Not had to worry about the creaks outside and whether or not he'll keep his loved ones alive.

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    Dirk is forced by Roxy and Dave to get a caretaker for himself. Dirk wants to live on his own, live his own life, and make his own decisions. Jake appears for the interview, maybe everyone can get what they want.

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    Even though he came before,
    now he is here no more
    For the low the world is pain,
    but soon nothing will ever be the same.
    When everything is said and done,
    In the night The Redeemer will come.

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    8/?
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    15
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    1
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    45/?
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    226
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    35
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    2681
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    Karkat Vantas, singular red-blooded mutant, works aboard Her Imperious Condescension's foremost breeding ship, the Hestia.

    And boy, does he hate his job.

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    1/1
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    Vriska finds herself in a lot of humiliating positions as she is trained to be a good bitch.

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    1/?
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    This world is impure.
    It is ruled by cruel dictators who think only of themselves and their own wants, other than the needs of others.
    Our Earth will be plunged into chaos if we, if I, don't do something.
    There is only one hope for humanity-
    You must find the ones that played The Game.
    You will find them, and use them to unlock a portal into a new universe, a better universe.
    But first, you must make everything like it was in the game.

    You must make them...Gods...

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    9/?
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    ONCE UPON A TIME your name was Mituna Captor...

    But is that who you are now?

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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

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    What is davepeta really?

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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    It's so good.

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    5
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    1
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    Nepeta convinces Sollux and Karkat to make an effort for prom. While Karkat is getting ready, Sollux and Nepeta uncover a secret of his.

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    If humans can raise Grubs, well why can't lusii raise babies? Crocodile is a very experienced lusus, he has raised over twenty grubs in his long lususing career but when he decides that he should adopt a HUMAN baby he is in for quite a lot of surprises.

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    English
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    30,630
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    88
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    11
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