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    John is a Demon Hunter and Dave is an Agent of Hell, but that means they are actually on the same side, fighting in the long war against Sin. If only John knew what that meant. They'll fight alongside the Prince of Hell and a deranged Djinni to save the unsuspecting souls of Earth.

    A twist on the classic demonstuck that started as a silly little challenge and then grew a plot and ran. Ran far.

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    11/?
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    Dirk and his bro.

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    Each individual—barring inevitable accidents—comes into the world having a fixed span, and the triangles in us are originally framed with power to last for a certain time, beyond which no man prolong his life.

    [...] But he who has been earnest in the love of knowledge and of true wisdom, and has exercised his intellect more than any other part of him, must have thoughts immortal and divine, if he attain truth, and in so far as human nature is capable of sharing in immortality, he must altogether be immortal; and since he is ever cherishing the divine power, and has the divinity within him in perfect order, he will be perfectly happy.

    Or: Caliborn and Dirk fuck. ...their denizen.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    8/?
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    A typical Rosemary fic leading to some VrisRose and Vriskan. The love triangles are off the charts.

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    2
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    The one where Cronus is a greaser, Kankri becomes the junior class president, and just about everyone is secretly gay or bisexual. E for various things including language and smut. (Tracking on Tumblr as "just go with it cronkri" if you're of that persuasion.)

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    26/?
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    So, Dirk builds a Jakebot and modifies Jake's skull helmet so he can control it.

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    It had always ever been the three of them. Never had there ever been a point where one stood alone against the world.

    John, Dave and Karkat.

    Three boys, three heroes fighting whatever evil threatened the world. They had grown up together, fought battles, built bonds that would pass the test of time. No matter what was thrown at them, they had each-other and no one was ever alone.

    But, despite all that, their group dynamic was cut and there was nothing they could do to fix it to how it had been, especially when death was involved.

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    Dave is a common thief. He escapes certain death in the prisons of the city of Felt and manages to fall right into the jaws of the adventure of a lifetime. He meets up with an ex-captain of the guard and his hawk companion, who is shrouded in mystery in himself, who wants nothing but to return to Felt and complete a life-or-death mission.
    But wait, who's that beautiful woman and her wolf partner who appear in front of him every night? What do they have to do with anything? Why does the Religious Overlord need to die? And why is Dave trying so hard to stay?
    (Now with art by sunset-opal from Tumblr!)
    [this is loosely based off of the movie "Ladyhawke (1985)" because you all know I love my crossovers]

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    After the death of Redglare, Mindfang makes a discovery of a young grub named Terezi. Instead of leaving the troll to die she takes her back to her ship and raises her along with Vriska. Even though there are good times and bad times on the ship, the young teal blood wonders what really happened to her own ancestor. Things get rough over the sweeps as Terezi starts questioning everything and soon makes a dangerous decision to commit mutiny once discovering the truth.

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    20/?
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    It was hot as fuck outside. Not just “mild perspiration” hot. Not “I need to reapply deodorant” hot. Not even “throw me a goddamn towel, I’m drenched” hot. It was “fuck me, I’m going to drown in my own sweat, then someone will boil my dead carcass because I’m so fucking sunburned I could be mistaken for a lobster” hot.

    And you loved it.

    Mainly because it gave you an excuse to complain even louder than you usually did, but what does that matter when it’s fucking summertime? No cranky-ass teachers or gym locker rooms filled with the worst possible combination of pubescent hormones, truly rank gym clothes (sure, Gamzee, you totally wash those every week), and what smelled like piss mixed with cleaning products (but was probably Axe). No scrambling to remember what assignments you forgot to remember to claim that you forgot about, and certainly no teenage fucking angst.

     

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    Karkat goes to camp and eventually ends up with Terezi, mainly because I am personally offended that it seems like Karezi won't be endgame.

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    7/?
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    basically davekat in a nutshell its good this is not a joke

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    4/?
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    Rose invites John to spend the day and things get a little more heated than expected.

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    Dave is a regular at a normal cart dinner, but it isn't the food he keeps going back for.

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    John likes his apartment, and his job, and his life! Or at least he tells himself he does, tells himself that the void in his life isn't really there, and drowns out his doubts with loud movies late at night.

    Except one day that starts this whole bizarre war with the asshole downstairs, some guy who thinks he can judge John's taste in movies, and sasses him in every gold-written letter that lands on his mat.

    It's not like he could possibly be enjoying that war. Not one bit. Nope!

    Just like he can't possibly be starting to get a little bit obsessed with catching just one glimpse of the snarky dick who moves so fast John swears he's hardly there at all...

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    “I can’t answer for the other two, that’s not how our relationship works—but if they do, and now I kind of hope they will, I am really going to like showing off my boys.” The sharpness of John’s grin could cut diamonds.

    Well, at least John doesn’t sound like too much of a sick fuck. And if you turn out anything like him, maybe you’re redeemable after all.

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    Commission from manicpixiedreamdragon. Tags to be added once porn is complete.

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    1/2
    Comments:
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    761
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    Her Imperious Condescension has returned to earth, ergo WWIII, here we come. Aradia and Dave go roadtripping to pick up Sollux and hopefully escape to the boonies somewhere.

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    You swear if you don't get some fresh air soon you're going to fling yourself out of the van.

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    19/?
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    Bookmarks:
    14
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    John/Dave/Karkat shenanigans, feat. Sibling Drama & (long-awaited) Moirail Comforting

    First in a collection of oneshots following the same AU.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    16
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    2
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    143

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