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    the words for love won’t come any more

    cross-posted from tumblr, fresh and hot divorce concepts for your favorites and mine.

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    English
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    517
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    7
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    On the other side of the door, you come out small and frail and blind. On the other side of the door, one boy you have known for forever and a girl you have never seen except in the hidden corners of eldritch bubbles are curled up and coughing up shards of the Furthest Ring.

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    English
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    1/1
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    156
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    In which Dave is a humble peasant who gets kidnapped by a pirate gang, the Mutant Mauraders, and fights with them to take back Skaia from foreign invaders, protect his brother, and save what's left of the royal family.

    Language:
    English
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    1,587
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    110
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    "That's no way to request I mack on you. Beep, try again."

    "Dave you-"
    "The number you're trying to reach is unavailable-"
    "UGH."

    Language:
    English
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    1,437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    538
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    Dave has a plan. A foolproof plan. The kind of plan that makes everyone think, damn, what a good best friend. Everyone would give their ass to be Dave's best friend, because he is the sort of best friend that comes with awesome, totally-not-pulled-out-of-his-ass plans that rock his friends' socks off. The best friend plan. The plan that's gonna make Jade happy beyond belief.

    Dave is gonna set her up with Karkat Vantas.

    It probably would've helped to know beforehand that Karkat is trying to set her up with Dave.

    [or: dave "i want my best friend to be happy and if that means setting her up in a romance with shouty mcdorkpants then so be it" strider and karkat "i am watching the 'best friends that are secretly in love' trope unfold before my very eyes time to flex my matchmaking muscles" vantas experience a significant and very gay clash of interests: the romcom]

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    English
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    8,277
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1489
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    "I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy"
    -Kimya Dawson- The Beer

    Have you ever woken up in the morning with a headache, the taste of stale alcohol in your mouth, and regret for everything you've ever done? Rose Lalonde has.

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    English
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    2,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    Stranded on a meteor hurtling down an express lane of inter-dimensional time shenanigans, an inquisitive (and scientifically inspired) Rose gets caught in the webs of a disgruntled spider. 

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    131
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    Dave's point of view as a narrator recalls an event the night before,
    John and Nepeta help the way they have many-a-times.

    Dave's appreciative and loves them both, so so much.

    Language:
    English
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    460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100
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    College AU, the game never happened, Cal was never possessed so Bro is basically just adult!Dirk
    This is gonna be a slow build because I can never have enough exposition. Rating will probably change in later chapters.

    John is a freshman college student when he makes a new friend named Dave. Dave tells Bro all about John over Christmas break and piques his curiosity.

    Language:
    English
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    4,589
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    227
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    In order for the world to meet up with him again, he has to be Gamzee Makara, after all. Time passes and passes to another day, and Gamzee still feels the need to continue his old deeds. Without any connection toward any friends for what seems to be eternity, Gamzee feels alone in his big mansion until he walks down memory lane. (Humanstuck)

    Language:
    English
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    1,211
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    43
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    No Sburb. Nothing. Nada.

    Just Dirk, alone in the great wide sea, looking for the friends he'll never meet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    130
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    In a messed up version of Earth, trolls are slaves to humanity. Dave has always hated the idea of owning a troll, but when he sees one being tortured in public, he has to try and save it. He might have gotten a bit more than he bargained for when he gets Karkat however, and as Karkat slowly reveals his past, Dave's need to keep the troll safe only deepens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,305
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    991
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    Sollux Captor is going to university. He's hoping for a quiet time. But with Jake English, Dave Strider, and Eridan Ampora as his 'Roommates', sharing a living room and kitchen, he can forget any such hope. Eridan in particular seems determined to destroy that hope, with his crazy family and the chip on his shoulders. Add to this mix Dave's crazy siblings, including Rose, who befriends Eridan, the strange people in the university and all their batshit families, the Vantas brothers fighting almost constantly over Kankri's incident last term, and Eridan's secret and subsequent misbehaviour, and Sollux could be in for one hell of a ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,871
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    765
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    Eridan never really expected much out of his high school career. He and his best friend had basically trudged through it together alone until their sophomore year, where friend circles grow and new kids barge into your territory. Unfortunately, one of these new kids is a tall, awkward nerd. And boy does Eridan have a thing for tall, awkward nerds.

    { alternatively titled: "everyone does a school AU at some point and you can only avoid it for so long". here's mine! guaranteed angst, awkward first dates and dumb kids bein' cute. }

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    16,130
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    461
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    Karkat didn't know what the hell they were trying to play at with this moirallegiance thing.
    That makes two of them.

    Language:
    English
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    1,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
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    84
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    Reapers were not built to feel emotions. They were not built to love. Reapers were beings doomed to eternal suffering, never to taste the light of the warm human world. Hal knew this, and yet he still fell. He fell into colors of blue and green. Into hues of purple and orange. He drowned in the vivacious stream of human life, until he, himself, became too human.

    Language:
    English
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    2,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
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    76
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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

    Language:
    English
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    4,876
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    580
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    A final letter from Rose.

    Language:
    English
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    761
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    68
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    And the apple in the tree was fine and polished, calling her name like a siren; who was she to deny temptation?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
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    82
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    i don't know why I named this pimp daddy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    219

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