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    Storytime with Karkat involves reading his books filled with debauchery. You decide you want to get your own debauchery on.

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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

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    In which John Egbert, along with his moirail Rose Lalonde, and his close pals Dave Strider and Jade Harley live a peaceful life on Alternia after the end of the game that tormented them for years, Sgrub.

    Well, minus the peaceful part, of course. What, with all of the humans roaming around, with their hives that they refer to as "houses," John being flushed for both a human and a troll at the same time, Jade getting her matesprit Rose into all kinds of hijinks, Karkat and Dave carrying through a kismesisissitude that is certain to become dangerous after some time without an auspistice to stop it from that, three humans being red for John all at once, and all of the humans and trolls basically being an absolute group of terrors when they're mixed together.

    Otherwise, it's quite peaceful.

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    Dave is still running from memories of his Bro, the pressure of the game, and his own brain (which seems hell-bent on making him as miserable as possible). Karkat is still struggling to understand what it means to have a relationship that he can keep, and how to stop pushing away anyone that might get close to him.

    Together they find a way to stand still and keep breathing.

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    Happy birthday, baby.

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    CG: IN WHICH OUR PROTAGONIST, INSPIRED BY DREAM BUBBLE REVELATION TO CREATE A NEW UNIVERSE OUT OF THE SCRAPS HE WAS GIVEN, MUST CONVINCE HIS PAN-DEAD CREW TO LEND THEIR EFFORTS IN PLANNING AND PREPARING FOR THE CREATION OF NEW LIFE, AN EFFORT THAT GOES REASONABLY SUCCESSFULLY UNTIL THE UNEXPECTED RETURN OF THE PROTAGONIST’S–

    TG: hold it right there karkat theres no fucking way that youre the protagonist of this story i mean terezis got like at least 50% more screen time than you do

    CG: ARE YOU DENSE, STRIDER? SHE MIGHT HAVE MORE ACTION SCENES, BUT MY GOALS ARE THE ONES THAT DRIVE THE PLOT.

    TG: heh not for fucking long they dont

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    John saves a small orange sprite from freezing out in the woods.

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    “Two brothers face off for the year title in the relay division, against the infamous Scourge sisters all the way from ALTERNIAAAA! Watch these athletes defy the ODDS and the WIND as Ruby and Gold stand up to Turquoise and Aquamarine in a STUNNING show on the beach at mid-afternoon!”
     
    Or so the poster had advertised.
    Yeah right.

     
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     The story of the recovery of one Karkat Vantas, Colonel of Her Majesty's forces, after losing close to a fifth of himself in the war.

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    Karkat tugged on Dave's hand and started to walk towards the jukebox. "I have an idea." Karkat smiled deviously and began to pull seven crumpled dollars out of his pocket.

    "What are you going to play?" Dave inquired.

    "Oh, only twenty-one plays of What's New Pussycat."

    -

    Based upon "The Salt and Pepper Diner," by John Mulaney and an animation by the same name.

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    //A Homestuck fantasy au fic//

    They live in a world of magic and wonder. A land filled with incredible creatures and betrayal. A planet where Sburb and Sgrub were never made, and all seemed relatively peaceful, until one fateful day. The great dragon, Lord of the English Highlands, began his merciless attack, killing thousands. Two species will have to unite to defeat the bloodthirsty drake, but can they do it without ripping each other apart?

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    “Before we get there, promise me one thing, Jade?”
    “What’s that?”
    “Stay away from my mother.”

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    Rose Lalonde had always been secretive about her home life, but even she could not have known what awaited her and her friend at Rose's childhood home. Jade must fight not to lose herself to the lust of the women who surround her and discover the source of the nightmares plaguing the house before all hope is lost. She will fail.

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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    Dave helps Davesprite (who is still very much part-crow) figure out what's going on between his brand new legs.

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    You step outside to find your sweater clad neighbor once again screaming at the scene at the bottom of the staircase

    "Shit."

    Your name is Dave Strider and you're stuck living the same day over and over again.

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    You don’t fully understand why you’re fully dressed at three in the morning, waiting for your sister to arrive at your -- okay, Jane’s -- quaint little home on the canals of Punta Gorda, Florida.

    Oh yeah, because she threatened to murder you if you didn’t do this.

    Even though you really don’t want to do it.

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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

     

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    Akaashi takes care of some business.
    [Meanwhile - humans and trolls find themselves working together towards a common goal.]

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    An AU in which trolls and humans coexist, and Sburb is not the same game it was in the original story. A bunch of kids receive a game called 'SUBURBS' with vague directions and hints of enemies. The angsty group of kids decide to play, with no idea what happens if they're victorious or face GAME OVER.

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    Johnen Egbert is about to embark on an journey of scientific discovery with his moirail Karkat Vantas. He will attempt to learn more about the humans of earth by disguising himself as one of them. Once enough information is secured, the Alternian Empires Empress, Feferi Peixes will attempt to make contact-and form an alliance.
    Along the way, there are crushes, hints of alien invasions, cultural misunderstandings and awkward inter-species romance.

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