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    Your name is Dave Strider and your currently weight is about 213 pounds, you live with your older brother Dirk in the most cheapest little house in Derse you could afford with the money your recently deceased father, the man you believed was your Brother, left.

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    The game gave them a world, and it was beautiful, and vast, and green, and sprawling. The water was clear and cold and the weather was fair, and the sun was gentle. There weren't eviscerbeasts or empires, or evil dogs of aggressive sapience, or temperamental bean mascots, or any other horrible thing. There wasn't anything else, either. Karkat guesses that would be up to them, and he's right.

    One night, Kanaya approaches him with the problem of populate equilibrium. An unexpected solution arises.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    46
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    155
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    20
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    Dave just wanted his pair of jeans. He didn't want the weird troll behind him to somehow see his Pestertag and know everything about him. But of course, that didn't work out for him, and suddenly, he's pulled "back" into a group of trolls that he doesn't remember. Get this shouty fuck and lispy hacker out of his face now please.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    5
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    20
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    3
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    13/?
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    16
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    35
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    9
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    24,172
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    77
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    161
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    Sequel to Clarity.

    Dirk and Jake are slowly getting back to their relationship. The gang is back again, though this time... it might involve a hospital and dating!

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    1/1
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    Humanstuck AU where Kankri and Porrim set up a kissing booth but she leaves for like an hour and Cronus spend all the money he has that night to make out with Kankri.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    This is a reconstruction of an old au of mine. The story will be written as a script for a play. Where the story leads is up to the audience. At the end of each chapter, there will be an open-ended question that can be answered in the comment section. I will chose one response via the random list generator, and write the next chapter using said response as a guide.

    The story is as it says on the tin. All trolls, humans, carapaces, leprechauns and cherubs all go to the same high school, and take various roles in the school's drama club.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Sollux tries to be a cute boyfriend and gets Nepeta a cat

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    In which Tavros Nitram makes a couple bad decisions and a couple interesting discoveries about himself and his best friend.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    175
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    In a world where the person you are meant to be with is dictated by if you can feel their pain, John Egbert thought he knew who his soulmate would be. He was wrong.

    Karkat Vantas didn't think he would have a soulmate at all. He was also wrong.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    123
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    14
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    But close.

     

    Mituna had always been a fan of marathon sex, but never quite like this.

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    English
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    26,760
    Chapters:
    9/30
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    429
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    “Hi.” He says. “How was work?” She sits next to him and spills it all and he looks like he’s planning to make the deity who made her day so shitty a piece of his mind. “D-do you want me to massage your frond nubs?”

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    English
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    547
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,051
    Chapters:
    74/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1465
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    7,896
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    557
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    Homestuck AU. Subterranean shenanigans in a city called Darkhaven, where humans rule and trolls are kept out of sight, out of mind... as much as possible. (And then there's Karkat).

    John Egbert is about the most boring man you'll ever meet -- obsessed with a 'beautiful life' but too scared to do anything about it. That is until he's thrust bodily into troll company.

    Hijinks ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    104,500
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    342
    Kudos:
    340
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    12490
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    English
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    70,462
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    143
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    275
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

    Language:
    English
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    3,500
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    471
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    Yup, that's it, that's the title. Also posted on Tumblr. This is an RP between me and my moirail (homestuckassemble on ff.net) that once again kinda got outta hand. I don't know where it's going but if you wanna come along for the ride, grab a seat. Enjoy the madness that ensues between a lowblood working for a greater good and a highblood working for a queen bitch er — lovely ruler.

    Language:
    English
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    5,163
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    24

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