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    Jade, listen. You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 45 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade.
    Jade, do not jump on to that raft.
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now.
    Sigh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    I've decided to throw my hat in the ring of the ubiquitous 30 OTP challenge. My first fanfic, any constructive criticism is welcome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,231
    Chapters:
    27/31
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    735
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you just wanted to spend your night calmly, binge watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, but that's not happening any time soon, and you can thank your drug-dealing brother for that. Now, all you can do (and should do) is run as fast as you can, take a car on the way, if you can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,751
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    125
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    It's Senior year for a group of friends that absolutely loves to party with any excuse. High school is coming to an end, and it's time to celebrate - now Karkat just needs to spend this final time figuring out the future.
    Specifically, a certain person he'd very much like to be involved in it.

    (aka, The adventures of two party animal dorks figuring out that they like each other, sharing weird secrets, and going out with a BANG)

    Language:
    English
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    6,033
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    Today is the first day of high school for John Lalonde. He ends up meeting ton of wacky characters. (I suck at writing the summary)

    Basically this is an au where two characters are combined. As you can see from the character tags. The personalities of the two are also combined, but the personality of the first name of the character is often the most noticeable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,179
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    17
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    Yeah, imma just post short things here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,960
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1576
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're taking a jump to the left, doing pelvic trusts and getting weirded out by the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248,016
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    702
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    18256
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    But the trolls did not account for failure, did not account for the black-bloods to fight back, and certainly did not account for what followed. Who could have known how much strength was in a black-blood? After all, they had only been around for a few sweeps.
    It was an absolute slaughter.
    ---
    Slaves under a typical black-blood master, forced to breed and work the fields, the trolls find new ways of living they never thought possible. Their children, however, have a different plan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,167
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    783
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    "Hey, Eridan?"

    "Sollux?"

    "I talked to the big guy today. He told me to tell you something."

    "What would that be?"

    "Come home."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,762
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2310
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,462
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    280
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    This is how I envision Dave coming out to John and Jade after they win the game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    491
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    94
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    Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

     
    After Karkat met Dave Strider he was plagued by strange dreams. He thought that the nightmares were bad. These dreams made him question reality. Karkat was a quiet troll. He worked a shitty office job as a talent agent. When Karkat's car is impounded, he is forced to work with a new artist, Dave Strider. Karkat learns he has to believe in a drugged out human, of all things.

    All Dave needed was something to believe in, and someone to care about. Karkat seemed to be a good option, if Dave could stop fucking up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,532
    Chapters:
    13/14
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    923
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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,312
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    41
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    The rules have changed. Two rival host clubs emerge from the woodwork, forcing Ouran to vie for power and control. When one of the clubs strikes a blow at the central pillars of Ouran's stability, Kyoya takes drastic measures, leaving everyone affected in the aftermath. And Sollux learns of a secret that could rip apart the family at it's core.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,427
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Hits:
    41
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,810
    Chapters:
    26/34
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1214
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    Karkat just wanted to finish re-stocking all these damn shelves. That’s it. He honestly can’t do that when a seriously gorgeous stranger comes in at 4AM and distracts him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    33
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    46
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    It's cold and you don't know what to do. It's cold and your roommate just kicked you out. It's cold and you're wet and upset and confused. It's the middle of winter and you go to your boyfriends because you don't know where else to go... but something isn't right and you regret what you said to Karkat.

    or

    The one where Sollux and Karkat get in an argument over what a relationship is supposed to be and Sollux says something he regrets when Karkat kicks him out. When Sollux goes to Eridan's to figure some things out Karkat comes after him and a happy ending ensues. [Better than it sounds]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    27
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    At the primere party for the sequel of the second sequel of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, Rose sets up a charity event in which anyone who donates wins a chance to have a dinner date with Dave Strider, the famous movie star. John thinks it's funny to enter Karkat's name in the drawing.....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,583
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1210
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    A necklace that resembles the string of fate.

    But this necklace is only for the two of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,739
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    42

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