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    "Heeeeeyyyyy Rose," you grin sheepishly at her and she stands in place, her arms crossed as black blood drips off of her combat knife.

    "Why do you insist on getting yourself into these situations, John? I swear, you and Jade have a knack for almost dying and scaring the shit out of everyone. It must be genetic."

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    You have a video date with Captor tonight. One that will involve your keyboard coming inside the splatter zone of copious amounts of genetic material. Bright red material. You still haven't told him about that.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have absolutely no idea how this is going to go down.
    You do however, have a feeling this is going to get complicated.

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    Dirk is blown off by a potential date at a coffee shop, where he meets the strangely-worded barista with the most striking green eyes he's ever seen.

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    Dirk takes Jane's phone. Shenanigans ensue.

    (Based off of a post by imagineyourotp)

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    Your name is DAVIS MARJORIE STRIDER and you have recently started a new job. At first, you thought you'd been lucky. It pays well, amazingly well for a starting position, and isn't it normal for megacorporations to have secrets? You weren't lucky. You were a sap. This is too much.

    You may have your vices, but your morality scale isn't that far gone. You don't care what your lengthy contract said, you did not sign up to torture children. So what to do on a remote island in the Pacific where atrocities abound?

    Make like an action movie and blow shit up, obviously.

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    You are EXPERIMENT #3141145, AQUATIC ADAPTATIONS, and YOU ARE NOT A PERSON. (Your newest caretaker treats you like one, though, not that you'd know that. He and that woman are the only ones who ever have.)

    Today started like any other day, and an EXPERIMENT like you has no reason to know the date, but it is in many ways THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

    What will you do?

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    "Hurry it the hell up. I.. Want to do something to you. W-with you. With you. I meant t-to say that. With.."

    To.

    -

    Sollux had never imagined that a call for computer maintenance would end in this, but he's not about to complain.

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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    John gets drunk and when drunk he gets bit flirty without knowing so and gets in trouble with a girls boyfriend at the bar.

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    When the world is overrun by dead cannibalistic lunatics near the end of summer, survivors try to withstand the obstacles they meet in order to get through the impending apocalypse as they become willing to do almost anything to preserve their own lives.
    Humanstuck, Zombiestuck. All characters are 18 years old.
    Questions can be sent to aradiiaa.tumblr.com.

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    Continue of 'Stuck' . This is a less doomed timeline where the character wasn't killed but he fainted.

    You are Dave Strider and you has to sacrifice yourself so that your brother can be free from the demon binding. Because of this, you has to spend your life living with a demon named John. you truly don't want to see where this is going as you can only image darkness up ahead

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    SBurb has long-since deposited it's trash in Small Town America and as far as everyone is concerned (except John, who dreams regularly about an 'angel' the colour of Tango) , they have always lived on this charmingly claustrophobic mountainside, stealing each others' boy/girlfriends and working shitty jobs that were only supposed to be for a summer and fighting with guardians who re-define what it means to be a weird parent.
    This tortuously idyllic life is suddenly interrupted by a quarantine: fences surround the town, the internet is censored and government agents dressed in identical black suits are practically climbing out of the sewer grates. Nobody in, nobody out.
    The night sky is full of strange lights, the crops and barns are vandalized with oddly phallic patterns and Dave quickly adopts a miniaturized exile alien who he refers to as 'the Mayor' and keeps in his attic.
    Will anyone survive the onslaught that follows?
    Does anyone fucking care?

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    One of these day's you'll learn to stop setting yourself up for failure.

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    Sloppy makeout sessions and a bit of pailing.
    And all the GamKar
    All of it...
    Honk :o)

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    Dave notices that Karkat is acting a bit funny. So he decides to figure out the problem.

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    Those little moments you captured and observed...

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    This is an AU revolving around the psiioniic and his life.

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    The universe is a vast, infinite space.

    In this space there is a void.

    Just like the one in you.

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    Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.

    Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    The punches started only when he was drunk. But he was progressively more and more sober when he hit you as time went on. You don't think you can take this anymore.

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