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    There's something bizarrely empowering and self-indulgent about fucking a complete stranger, about being that absurdly close with someone who's name isn't of any importance to you.

    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst the fucking madness, Dave he realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    Replacements for one particularly stupid, puppet-obsessed fuck whose glasses he pitifully still somehow has.

    (Coping Nymphomaniac Dave Strider/All)

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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    A democracy is nothing without mail.

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    Dave loves when Karkat gets like this.

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    No body wakes up and thinks its going to happen to them they don't plan on getting his by that 16 wheeled truck. they didn't think hat they were going to discover that they had cancer or that they were going to get raped. We all know that it is possible do we should live life to its fullest for it could be our last day...thankfully Kankri still had 15 months left.

    All rights belong to Hussie

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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    this is day 21: shower sex. im starting july 21st, but ill continue to august 20th hopefully. this'll be davejohn and brojohn and maybe possibly brodave john.

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    You could never be angry at the trolls who lashed out against your words. After all, that's how you met your third apostle.

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    Dave travels to the large city of Alternia to test his luck in honing his sword skills, but then he meets a young snatch thief who turns his world upside down.

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    Jane and Jake have just move to Texas with the rest of their family from Washington, DC. Jane is dealing with a weight complex, and no, no matter how many times people remind her of how 'beautiful' and that she wasn't 'overweight in the least' she knew she would never be thin enough. Jake is dealing with the guilt of accidentally shooting his grandfather during a hunting trip four months ago. Roxy is dealing with severe depression and is an alcoholic, and Dirk is getting over his self harm. This is the story of how their destinies are all intertwined.

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    One of Shakespeare's most well-known romantic comedies, now with 1200% more trolls and 200% more homoeroticism.

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    12/?
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    A bridge, a choice, and two siblings.

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    The first day of school can be tough

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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    “Goddamn, dude. Marry me,” he says, which you’ve noticed he says a lot, and you roll your eyes good-naturedly.

    “You’re such a fucking sap,” you grumble, before pulling him to you by the neckline of his dumb god tier pajamas and kissing him.

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    Karadia Redrom fic, in which they both have fucked up parents. They manage to scrape by, with only each other.

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    Karkat Vantas is so pale you could consider him a Ghost, and Aradia Megido has literally died once.
    Redrom Karadia.

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    Rose has Dave right where she wants him, and wants to show him that he wants it just as bad as she does.

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    (or, Karkat and John: Do the Do Despite Incompatible Doohickies)

    “Was it really that bad?”

    “It’s fucking enormous. You could kill somebody with a gene depository shaft that size. How you even manage to keep it inside your lower body protection garments is beyond me. It’s—Quit looking so fucking pleased with yourself, what is wrong with you!”

    Egbert blatantly continues looking pleased as fuck, the infuriating assbarnacle. You’re baffled as to why he seems to be taking your insults as compliments.

    “And it looks like a burrowing furbeast in a high-collared douche sweater,” you snipe.

    “Kind of, yeah!” Egbert agrees cheerfully. “But all dicks look weird. Mine is less weasel-y than Jake’s, at least.”

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