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    "The woman stared at the cat, a bitter smile creeping onto her face. 'I wish I could have had a daughter, you know. At this point I’m willing to trade all 12 of my sons for a girl, even, just for the chance to rid myself of the blight that is my youngest son. Let her be green skinned and bald for all I care! Anyone is better than that little shit!'
    'Well if that’s truly what you want, then who am I to object?'"

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    Princess Calliope was born with a curse that made her green skinned and bald. After a stunning revelation, she goes off in search of her 12 brothers who disappeared the day she was born. Along the way she meets the cheerful princess to the neighboring kingdom, makes a deal with a sarcastic and cryptic fairy, and finds that there's more to her curse than a simple wish gone wrong.
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    A story based (a little loosely) off the 12 Wild Geese, an Irish Fairy Tale.

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    English
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    7,110
    Chapters:
    4/48
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    It was like 3am and I was painting and then I thought "what if Dave was an artist" and then suddenly this happened

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    English
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    3,599
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    English
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    32,670
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    977
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    The Storm ends- and new stories begin. For Akari and Sylen, life has always been a troublesome thing, but now they sit on the precipice of the future as Time itself rests at their feet!

    Heroes Rise- Gods Fall- and the Bad Guys go KABOOM as the cry goes up far and wide for all to hear:

    "We Are Xros Heart! Engrave it on your Heart!"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    660,724
    Chapters:
    88/88
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1550
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    Kankri decides to have some fun with himself after caving into his urges.

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    English
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    1,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    47
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    When your brother died it took everything you had to not fall apart, to wait until you were sure Terezi couldn't see before you cried your eyes out. She couldn't understand and you couldn't exactly tell here. Since then you've made sure you are always distracted, and when you're not you've got Karkat you're moirail to piece you together.

    But today's the day that he is meant to show up. When he does you break down its been too long for their to e as much grief as there is anger left, so you let it all out on him.

    Not an easy task when he'll win a bet to earn your friendship and you'll slowly start to give more than just friendship to him.

    So what will happen when the winners universe isn't what you will want but what you think you want at the moment?

    You're name is Dave Strider, your brother and lover Bro Strider died when you were 13, now your 16 and your falling for his clone Dirk Strider, one day you'll be 17 and you'll win and lose at the same time.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    15,311
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    491
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    Dave has a crush. Boners ensue. Things go to hell after a tackle.

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    English
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    2,678
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    CALLIOPE'S UPDATE GIRL - THE HOMESTUCK CHARACTER SUPPORT GROUP (VOLUME 2) ==>

    They knew that Act 1 was just the beginning. However, before they could read more of Homestuck, they were already in a swirling spiral of events, including fan stories, aliens, and at least some indication that what they were reading wasn't supposed to be fiction at all. It thus became a quest for something only known as "Sgrub 2.0". Sequel to Calliope's Update Girl - Book One.

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    English
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    19,495
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    311
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    Now chatting with a live representative.
    TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
    TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
    TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.

    Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,394
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1178
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    You are Karkat Vantas, and today you walk at the beach to find a injured, lost, mermaid kid. You didn't know you would feel any feelings for this mermaid.

    Or:

    John Egbert (kid) lost his father towards a hunter and its dog. And it's currently the hunting season. Feeling lost you try to swim away faster but end up passing out, due to both blood lost and lost of breath.

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    English
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    4,169
    Chapters:
    6/12
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    (AKA Regret, Whining, Babes, and Yelling)
    After a DVD is mysteriously left on Karkat's doorstep, he and a bunch of other people decide/are forced to watch RWBY. Puns, arguments, weapons, and a bunch of other stuff ensues

    Language:
    English
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    8,810
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    331
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    You are John Egbert, fifteen year old Prince of Prospit.

    Your personal Knight happens to be Dave Strider, the runaway Prince of Derse, and you are engaged-to-be-married to his sister Rose, Princess of Derse. You'd been excited to claim your spot on the throne since you could barely stand, but now you realize princedom isn't all it's cracked up to be. Being a Prince is a big responsibility, and you really do not like the rules that come along with it. You aren't even allowed to laugh, for crying out loud. Oh, and you're betrothed to a girl you aren't interested in romantically, and you think you might be falling for your Knight.

    Yeah, princedom is definitely not all it's cracked up to be.

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    English
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    2,427
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    Run, that’s all you can think about as the sound of your heavy footsteps echo in the dimly lit hallway. Your heart pounds in your chest as the screams of your co-workers echo in your mind. You know he is coming for you and all you can think about is run to save your fucking miserable life.

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    English
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    4,071
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Is work is based off of some really interesting art that I saw on DA, I will put in the link when I find it again

    ~

    The trolls don't seem to be very fond of the idea of humans getting anywhere near sopor slime, and John is about to find out why

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    English
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    2,509
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    341
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    What starts out as a desperation game turns into something much more. More mature than my usual fics. No need to know anything about the Homestuck fandom, it's just a story of two guys getting really, really desperate.

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    English
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    36,291
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    8892
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    John is not the only one who knows about the difference between bad and good memories, it all sets up in Alternia, a land of memory thieves and all types of demons.
    It's not easy to accomplish Johns goal when he finds a platinum haired boy from the group called, " Dreamcatcher " .
    The goal to bring peace and bright memories and revive to revive Alternia to it's normal state.

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    32
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    (2 hours after) John was trying to make dinner, but dave had to spoil John's mood. And now everyone is on the hunt for some Johns ass.

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    English
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    2,426
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    228
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    Just another 30 day OTP challenge with Dirk/Jake, because I have no self control. It will basically follow their daily lives during their engagement, and a short period after their wedding.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,008
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    45
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    Dave sees a glimpse of something strange during his walk.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    871
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    67
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    There are things in this world, ancient and old, that are not meant for the walkers of air. They bleed salt water and sing songs of the sea, their power old and terrible and barely kept at bay.

    A Merman betraying his father to love a man of the land is just a sign of the changing tides, but soon the choice will raise a storm that might tear all he has come to love apart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,766
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    89

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