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    “Good morning!”

    “No, no it’s not a good morning, you failure magnet. It’s a fucking awful morning alright? So just re-ingest your lukewarm pleasantries and tenderly inject them up your anus. Who the hell even greets random strangers on the street these days? Did you fall out of a eighties sitcom?”

    There. That’ll shut him up.

    …only it doesn’t.

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    Dave doesn't want Karkat walking home in the rain, so he takes him home and gets more than he bargained for.

    Day Four: Moirallegiance

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    Ты встречаешь древнюю девушку, одна кожа да кости, которая толкает тебя в свой умирающий звёздный мир.

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    You are Dave Strider, a 21 year old college student. You are in the middle of your last semester for this year when you decide to meet up with a man by the name of James Brinner. You blacked out on your first date and now... Where the fuck are you?

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    Davekat Week 2k15 Day 2: Speciesswap. Dave asks Karkat if he wants to fill his black quadrant since everyone else seems to have paired up. How this hopeless romantic rage child responded will warm your heart.

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    For Day 1 of Davekat Week 2k15. Prompt: Humanstuck

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    It's a modern town and a modern world - and yet Jade is only getting involved in it now. She meets Terezi, an odd young woman with an even odder name - and despite their best efforts to lead normal lives, events spiral out of their control to the point where just carrying a gun around at night isn't going to help. But even though they face enemies beyond their understanding, they face those enemies with the not-so-quiet reassurance that they aren't alone - and not entirely helpless, either...

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    Thirteen years ago, found abandoned and without a memory but his name, a small boy was taken into the Maryams' care.

    Karkat Vantas has had many a nightmare since he was found that day. Every time, it was the same in the sense that he always ended up drowning one way or another. He often ponders why it is he has these dreams.

    That is...until a certain red eyed creature from deep below the ocean offers to show him.

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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    When an evil AI breaks out of Dirk Strider's lab with the most powerful computer ever made, will the Avengers be able to stop it before it blankets the world inits own consciousness? Or will they fail to stop the Age of English?

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    Dirk runs a tattoo parlour and just fired his piercer, Karkat, and needs to hire a new one. To his luck, a brown haired young man with glasses comes in looking for the job.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    I was lookin' back to see if you were lookin' back at me to see me lookin' back at you.

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    Karkat Vantas has been an angrier asshole than usual in the past few months and doesn't want to talk about it.

    Terezi Pyrope has been broken down but is putting on a smile and trying to get her life back together. Hopefully.

    This is a story of cats, coffee and too many interactions with annoying-ass neighbours.

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    So these are my original characters because I make a lot of these, and then I include them into stories and I figure out cool ways for them to fit in, so if you're ever reading one of my stories and a weird, not in canon name appears. That character is probably in this story.

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    Your name is ______ _______ and you are the only troll on earth.

    You live alone in your apartment with only the occasional visit from your Alternian troll guardian, Dolorosa Maryam.

    You have four friends, four very human friends, John, Dave, Rose and Jade.

    For now.

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    Do you need to know about your powers? Trying to figure out why your time player is so crazy? Are you confused and near death? This is the work for you! Welcome to You're Fucked, an all-encompassing guide to sburbia. In this guide, we cover every possible class and aspect combination- except for wastes/lords/muses, we only do those on request.

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    Being a successful director & model can come with a lot of pros and cons. The pros? Attention, drugs & people groveling at your feet. The cons? Attention, drugs and people groveling at your feet. You're going to be seeing Dirk in two weeks and what do you have to give him? Apologies and a drug problem? What kind of brother are you?

    Being a successful genius engineer & a pretty attractive teen who lives alone can come with a lot of pros & cons. The pros? Parties, alcohol & a lot of alone time. The cons? Parties, alcohol & a lot of alone time. You're going to be seeing Dave in two weeks and what do you have to give him? Low self-esteem & hangovers? What kind of brother are you?

    Doesn't help that either of them have had eachother on their minds every time their hands slide down their pants.

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