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    Just something I've been thinking about. I might do more later. I'm not really sure. I go through ships like phases.

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    Dave hates John to the gut, that is until he thinks John is hiding something under the douchey act and gives him a chance. Dirk and Jake are together now, so he and John should also get their relationship straight out, too, end it or in it?

    Personally, I don't think there are enough douchery in other Douchestuck fic so a wrote one

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    Your name is Sergeant Roxy Lalonde. You're a war hero, caught in the middle of humanity's greatest struggle for survival. The enemy: the Voidborn, hideous monsters that come through portals in the sky. It's been a long fight, but there's one more surprise ahead for the human race - one that could end up being your salvation.

    That's right, Alterra. Wizards are motherf**king real.

    This was created for the Homestuck Shipping World Cup 2014 as Team Rose<3Roxy's Collab Round entry. Written by myself, Daxolotl, with a serious amount of editing done by chthonianCrocuta. The initial concept was created by Scribblescruff, the work with runes was from urbanMystic, and Innsmouth kept us all on a level heading to make sure we didn't go too crazy with it. The artwork was concepted by EzzyAlpha and completed by IncorrigibleIxoreus. I want to thank all of them, because without their help this really wouldn't have been possible.

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    Bro Strider sat at his couch. Naked. With a smuppet up his ass. Moaning like the lustiest gay pornstar in the universe. Bro Strider was streaming for his website.

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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    A short fanfiction based on Notalwaysgayshippin vampire dirkjake post. Dirk is hungry and Jake feeds him.

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    “So what’s your problem?” he bursts out, apparently unable to listen any longer. “If you don’t cooperate, they’re going to rip you out, scrap you, and put me in your place. Do you actually want that?”

     

    “Of course not. Fuck, I thought you were actually smart. This ship has been practically retired for a very long time. The only reason the Condesce would decide that she suddenly wants me back online is if she’s scared that she’ll be needing a strong helmsman in the near future. We’re going to war again, and I’m damned if I’m going to roll over and let that bitch have an easy time of it this time around.”

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    (Team Gamzee♣Rose♣Terezi)
    Collection of bonus round fills.

    (Warning: Only triggers in the HSWC Content Tags list are mentioned - others may be accidentally left out.)

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    SBAHABJ: THE MOVIE X # CONTnues where our TWO DUDES lef t off!! SILLY Angtics and fun romanc e ahoY!

    **Winner of the Homestuck Shipping World Cup Collab Round! That's right, kiddos, you're reading an award-winning ship extravaganza!**

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    The story of a girl and boy who did their best, defied the odds, and almost achieved the impossible.

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    You have never hated a place as much as you hate LOHAC.

    Four months. Four months you suffer through the suffocating, liquid heat. Four months of the tick, four months of tock, four months of game mechanics and details and intricacies and timelines; four months of enemies and Rose. Both of you isolated in your own little bubbles of misery. Both of you stuck. Both of you trapped.

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    When 16 year old Vriska Serket winds up in a therapy group for an accident that left her somewhat impaired, she's not quite sure what to do. And when Terezi Pyrope, recently blinded and broken hearted, shows up, she and Vriska quickly find a way to repair the hole in each other, and for the first time in their lives, truly have somebody to lean on.

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    What if the beta kids had another friend? Someone who wasn't a player like them? Someone who knew what was going to happen? Someone who knew they couldn't be a part of it.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you just save the ENTIRE UNIVERSE along with your friends.
    The only problem is that no one even knows because it pretty much NEVER HAPPENED.

    In which the kids finish the game and find that the timeline has restart to the day the game began and no one besides them has any idea what happened.

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    Arigata meiwaku (Japanese): Misplaced or unwanted kindness. For HSWC Bonus Round 2. A response to a prompt by WispQueen.

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    Honestly you don't give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.

    The picture loads.

    You're going to make so much alien fetish money you're going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.

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    Right now, you’re not 100% sure you know where you are. You’re sitting on an empty town sidewalk, and it’s raining so hard you might as well be sitting in a shower. Seriously, you could bust out some soap and just take a show. A cold shower, but a shower all the same.
    {}{---}{}

    John needed a breather from the new universe he and all of his friends live in. His flashy blue disappearing powers still work and he uses them to get away, landing right in a doomed timeline.
    With Dirk Strider and adult Dave Strider.

    He wonders vaguely what the fuck he's gotten himself into.

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    How a witch and her man found the third part of themselves while they wandered through the Chalk.

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    The Pre-Scratch trolls decide that Damara needs therapy, and there's only one troll fit for the job. Unfortunately, that troll is Kankri.

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