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    Summary

    You could keep on your sad artist narrative but in all honesty you are sporting such a boner.

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    John and Dave go stargazing in Nanna Egbert's backyard and keep getting distracted by each other.

    or

    In Which Dave And John Are Dumb Gay Babies And Can't Work Up The Nerve To Kiss The Other

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    1/1
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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,330
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    Tavros steals Dave's shades and things happen.

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    1/1
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    Can't take the kid from the fight
    Take the fight from the kid

    Language:
    English
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    17,800
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1325
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    What happens when someone is tasked with teaching someone about humanity? They cant. How do you explain to someone how to exist. Especially when that person is Dirk Strider who just got ditched by his brother for music school, and is still living off years old science fair reward cash. When someone who is called a robot has to teach an actual robot how to be human, nothing goes smoothly.

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    1,363
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Sollux has been the center of attention for his whole seventeen years, his father has accepted that his son will not have children and everything is cool. His dad doesn't even care that he's bringing home different guys every few nights. That is--until Mr. Captor brings two orphans home and expect Sollux to welcome the duo with open arms.

    Language:
    English
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    8,482
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    816
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    Dirk royally messes up and lands himself in jail briefly, leaving his older brother Dave to pick him up

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    English
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    1/?
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    7
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    Dave tried to tell himself that it wasn't a big deal. He just needed a place to rest for the night and maybe like four or five stitches.

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    English
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    3,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    50
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    "If you wanted to see me naked, you could've just asked."

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    29
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    Arranged marriages are pretty bad. Especially when one end of it is awkward ass royalty who still thinks tries to hide behind imaginary shades, (Guess what? Glasses aint there anymore) and a tiny troll raised as more of a trophy than a living thing, who requires a muzzle more often than not.

    Language:
    English
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    1,387
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    245
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    Summary

    karkat vantas makes an unexpected friend on the other side of his fence after his first near-death experience (not really).

    it's basically karkat and dave being kinda silly and karkat pining a little.

    Series
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    English
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    3,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    62
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    Summary

    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    85,234
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1155
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    John, Jade, Rose, and Dave can all agree love is dumb and complicated.

    But it just might be worth it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,496
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    483
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    This is a request fulfillment for Sydendless. Karkat and Kanaya from the Game Over timeline meet up in the dream bubbles and talk.

    Language:
    English
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    1,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    24
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    In a very, very distant future, an overdramatic Aradia confides herself to her dead lover.

    Day 2!!

    Series
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    English
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    646
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "Imagine A casually bringing up to B that it’s a downer they have yet to find “their song”. When B asks why, A says something like “it’d be nice to have something to dance to at our wedding”. When it looks like B has caught on to what this means, A proposes."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Cronus is raising his little brother all on his own because their dad is a deadbeat. An unlikely friend could help with that more than he'd anticipated.

    Language:
    English
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    3,441
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    50
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    Summary

    A collection of one-shot challenge fics! The prompts are at the top of the story. Most are very silly.

    Chapter 1: Dirk is a melting screaming ice cream cone and Jake is the one eating him. (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 2: Jake is a Vacuum Cleaner (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 3: Dirk and Jake are Caterpillars (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 4: Dirk and Jake get married in Space (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 5: Jake is a cinnamon bun and Dirk wants to sin with him (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 6: 3 inch small Jake falls in love with giant Dirk (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 7: Incubus!Jake meets Demon-hunter!Dirk. (Drama)
    Chapter 8: JohnDave falling in love (Fluffy!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,493
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    398
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    Summary

    Your name is Dave Strider, and you're scared for your life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,027
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    83

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