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    The Alpha trolls have gone GodTier, and Kankri is having a hard time with this latest violation of his bodily autonomy, restoring, without permission, parts of him Beforus had removed without permission. Cronus is a bit slow on the uptake, but in the end, he does what has to be done.

    From the kinkmeme. Forcibly-Sterilized!Kankri gets his shameglobes back. Otherwise-still-kinda-sleazy!Cronus finds himself performing a sexual act with the one troll he doesn’t want to bucket.

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    “You’d tell me if you need ta talk ta someone, right, Chief?” and maybe it’s manipulative, and maybe you know that he’d agree to a lot to get rid of you right now, but if there’s one thing you’ve learned since you fell in diamonds, it’s that Kankri is his own worst enemy and you have to do your best to outthink him if you’re going to keep him balanced. This is “problematic” because you are not, strictly speaking, the intellectual sort and Kankri would completely outgun you if he wasn’t busy fighting himself all the time.

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    Dave often comes over to visit John. Basically he's John's caretaker just without the pay.
    Yup, so Dave just goes and visits John.
    There's your summary.

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    Karkat and John get stuck under the mistletoe. Nothing else is needed to be said.

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    Eridan's not too crazy about the idea of university, and his roommate isn't going to make his time there any better. Especially since he's addicted to an illegal drug. Eridan wants to do something for him, but what is he supposed to do? As long as he doesn't get addicted too, he should be fine.

    ...Right?

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    OH NO satan is planing to tacke over the animatornicks to kil evry1 in homstuck! james got sukced into the HOMSTUKC world with peapal from other gamse and BECUMS A SORSARER and they hav to fighet demins and BEET SATAN to escap! but ther is romanse brewing too: LOV IS IN THE AIR and jamse is NOT a marysoe (even beter!)! will the herose surviv or NOT? reed 2 feind out!

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    16/?
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    Dave Strider is gone, but he does not know. Back in the aftermath, one troll knows this only too well. All that is left is to talk, through the worst messaging medium ever to exist. Oneshot.

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    Jake has the hots for his strangely young and notably male teacher, as made obvious by the painfully cliche title.

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    Eridan comes to visit Sollux with pizza.

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    Problem Sleuth and Aimless Renegade fight their way through the apocalypse.

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    Karkat finds Davd sleeping and the rest is predictable

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    What if cats had blood castes like the trolls of the planet Alternia in Homestuck? This fanfic shows the story of one clan, ColorClan, where cats are ranked based on their blood color. Highbloods are leaders, mutant bloods are, basically, servants. Read this to see how a hemospectrum would (most likely) work out in a clan! This is on the POV of Neonpaw, a mutant blood who does not like the treatment she is getting.

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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    5/?
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    'Are you mad at your parents? Don't want to spend Thanksgiving alone yet again? Well then I'm your guy. Yes, a dude for hire.

    Just send me an email and we can talk and do this on your terms. And what’s that you say, no price? How is such a choice deal like this up with out a price. Well, just a warm meal and the promise of a couple hours of fun is enough for me.

    And, if you really want to spice things up, I can do any of the following upon your request.

    Act drunk
    Ask about politics at the table
    Propose
    Break up
    Start a fist fight with your father on the lawn for all to see
    Check out other family members while you pretend to not to notice.
    Anything you come up with as long as it’s relatively PG'
    [AKA john hires dave to piss of his family on thanksgiving]

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    You survived but never lived. Living would be with an soul and purpose which you had neither. One event was all it took to make you see an world and way you have never seen before. You are left drawing on aliens you never thought could be real. Everything happens for an reason maybe this reason was either to save them or hinder them...but ultimately that would be you to decide. (I'm horrible at summary please just read thank you darlings)

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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    What would have happened if John's game had not worked on John's computer, and simply crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children.

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    When she was 10 years old, a young Nepeta met a mermaid on her last day of vacation. Five years have passed since then and her family is returning to the California coast. She's expecting to see the mermaid once again. But there may be more to this mermaid than she expected...

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    5/?
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    Aranea has a nasty encounter with her dancestor, Vriska, then weakly stumbles to her Hive for her Spidermom.

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