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    You smile for a while and then you realize. The realization smacks you hard in the face, as if it was a boss linch, and you were still that scrawny kid who could barely lift a hammer.

    It was a simple fact.

     

    You are an immortal god that is eternally young, but Rose, and the others, revoked this trait to become mortal. She is only a mortal human who ages.

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    Collection of Homestuck drabbles -- focusing on a different element of each character per chapter.

    currently; Working on fleshing out turntechGodhead with an ETA of one week before posting.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    15/?
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    An “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date because they think we are both sad and pathetic and need to get our lives together" AU, featuring your favorite homiesexuals, John Egbert and Dave Strider.

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    Sometimes, you need a little help to make sure you get the perfect scores that you need to get into that great college that you have to go to.
    Sometimes, your ex best friend is an asshole who knows all your weaknesses.
    Sometimes, you have to give in to get what you want.

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    Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back.

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    Work-In-Progress
    Eridan Ampora world renown anthropologist, brings is cousin Karkat Vantas along with him to an adventure in the mysterious Southern Jungles. Do to the Southern Jungle's Tribe superstitions Karkat has to hide the fact that he is albino. What happens when a high ranking member of the tribe discovers his secret?

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    Dave gets home soaking wet after spending the day at John's house. Bro takes the piss.

    (It is 20 to 5 in the morning. This may not be my best idea.)

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    Sollux needs a new distraction in life, but a human pet is not what he had in mind. How will this child change his life? How will he change this child's life? Read to find out.

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    Dirk finds out about one of Equius' little secrets and decides to capitalize on it. It doesn't go quite according to plan at first, but it'll work itself out.

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    My attempt to pair every single Homestuck with one another, resulting in about 528 different pairings.
    There will be spoilers, explicit content, and cursing.

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    Her Imperial Condescension has arrived from a planet called Alternia. In order to keep peace between Earth and the Alternian Fleet, she's sent down several children as ambassadors, to learn the culture and spread their own. But they end up mingling perhaps a bit... too well.

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    Grade-A sniper Jake English saves a strange desert town from raiders, and meets a boy who gets him far more involved with the well-being of Pandora than he'd hoped to become.

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    A fill for this prompt on the RotG kink meme: http://rotg-kink.dreamwidth.org/1511.html?thread=1404391#cmt1404391

    In which Jack, Merida, Hiccup, and Rapunzel play a computer game that destroys the world. It's okay, though--they have the chance to make a new one. But that's only if they win.

    (a Homestuck AU)

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    There has always been a recurring phrase throughout my life. The phrase used to confuse me when I was younger.

    Sit like a lady.

    Reason number one: What did it mean to sit like a lady? How does one differentiate male and female sitting?

    Reason number two: Why was I the one being told this?

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    Literally one of the saddest things you will ever read.

     

    EVER.

    Its a oneshot with Vriskat and sadness and BLEGH!
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    The screaming. Oh dear gog the screaming.
    It bounced off the walls and forced you to cover your sensitive ears. You hiss when the ringleader enters the room. You feel your own heart pound heavy in its cage. Quite the sight. The smell of rotting flesh hits your nose and you make a small sound in the back of your throat, signaling your existence. The ringleader looks at you in sympathy and reaches his hand out to you. His hand tentatively touches a bruise on your right arm; your only arm.

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    It's always been this way. Blacks, Whites, and Gray's. The world had no color. Father said, when I meet the person I'm meant to be with, I will see the brilliant colors of the world. Of course that sounds like total bull shit, but here’s hoping.

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    Plz join Im so lonely

    http://pyx-2.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=154

    Game is like apples to apples if you've never heard of it.

    Please. Me and my friends are bored.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    20/?
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