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Jake's duty was to protect Dirk and Jane first and ask questions later, even if that meant the loss of his own sanity. AU.
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
You are a MONSTER.
You are in LOVE with your BEST FRIEND who recently DIED and turned into a different kind of MONSTER.
Your other BEST FRIEND who you think wants to be your GIRLFRIEND would surely KILL YOU if she found out what you were.
The city you live in is SYNONYMOUS with HELL.
What will you do?
(Dystopian society/ monster au. In which some characters are monsters and others are monster hunters... )
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A complete rewrite of the entire Homestuck webcomic, albeit in a fantasy setting. And by complete I really mean COMPLETE. EVERYTHING. The Scratch, God Tiers, Guardians, Sburb mechanics - all here, but in a very different form. Call me ambitious, but I WILL SEE THIS THROUGH TO THE END.
In the eponymous city, four children wait for the annual ritual: the Trial of Twelve. However, the city is threatened by unseen forces that may destroy their world - once and for all. Things are much more complicated than they seem and the protagonists are thrust into prophecies that they may not be willing to comply with. At last, the legends of old come to life, and with them surprises that nobody will have ever expected. There are circles within circles, and everything may just be more complex than they can handle... Not your average HS Fanfic. Also hosted on Fanfiction.net under the same title.
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I asked for prompts on tumblr, and this is the madness that spawned from them. Not sure what I'll do when these tags reach critical mass. Thanks to tumblr user gazetteauteur, otherwise known as Mongoose, for totally enabling me all the time, and extra thanks to everyone else who's sent one in!
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Scratch knew just about everything when he was born. But, the one thing he didn't know was that there would be someone who came into his life with sharp glasses and an equally sharp attitude who would wreck his shit.
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'We should get our date on, y'know? Go out, see a movie, hold hands, catch a killer. It'll be a motherfucking JOYRIDE!'
When Dave Strider and Aradia Megido are hospitalised for severe injuries following an incident in New York involving The Felt, John Egbert takes it upon himself to find the perpetrators and bring them to justice.
What he doesn't realise is the seeming accident goes deeper than just 'wrong place, wrong time'. A lot deeper.
There's a killer on the streets, and it will stop at nothing to kill them all.
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After we wake up we’ll be able to move on to our new universe, our new home, and we’ll be there; together.
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We are all the children of light and the children of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness. Therefore, let us not sleep as do others, but let us watch. We are to be watchmen in these end-times. — Missy Elliott
Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are.
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Lord English believes his son Jake is a failure when it comes to villany, and decides to take matters into his own hands.
After this night, Jake will become a new villain, no matter if a better or a worse one - even if against his own will.
(the characters and relationships are all based on the Superstuck AU)
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Scratching a session should reset the timeline as well as those who are still inside it. However, David finds out the hard way that sometimes the Scratch doesn't work perfectly, as he's flung across universes and time to the universe of the Trolls just before the Signless was to be executed. Now, he'll have to deal with being with Trolls who may or may not want to kill him, as well as a fellow ex-player who shifted sides to work with Lord English, the difficulty of having God Tier powers in a world before SGRUB and countless shenanigens in a Universe which is not his own.
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Jake wakes up tied down to a pool table, confronted by none other than Lord English himself to find that he'll be the next host to the new incarnation of the time traveling demon. Warnings: Oviposition, stuffing, light inflation, weight gain, non-con.
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A word that does not exist in the English language:
Ya’aburneeArabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
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In which the Doctor realizes that some fixed points do need to stay fixed, that he can't save everyone and meeting an old enemy is not always the most pleasant experience.
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"Do you really want to do this, old chap? After all, I suppose we could work something out between the two of us."
Your heart flutters in your chest and you think you're about to completely lose all of your shit. All of it.
You holding on to your shit right now is equivalent to an elderly woman trying to grip a giant mug full of hot herbal tea, arthritic fingers shaking and sloshing it out all over the nice, hand-woven rug. At this rate, by the time you finish your creaky wobble across the room to the couch, you're going to have a cup full of nothing and a carpet full of Earl Grey.
"It doesn't have to be like this, Dirk. It can just be me and you."
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It's the 41st Quarter Quell, and 24 trolls are split into two groups of 12 to be pitted against each other in an arena and fight to the death. But with alliances formed between teams, who will be the last troll standing?
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The alpha kids win the game but what happens after is no victory by any stretch of the imagination.
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Jake goes home for Christmas. Superstuck AU.
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Does what it says on the tin.
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- Part 1 of Rewind
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The Visitor in the Long Days by Path
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
31 Jan 2012
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The Handmaid has so many hated tasks to fulfill, and it's only when she's locked away in the brightest hours of day that she can hope to have it all truly end. They are long hours, but she doesn't spend them alone.
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A poem about Homestuck, in the style of a carapace chant.