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    Gamzee is a priest, led by his god in his sleep. Karkat reckons with this.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    6
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    Your name is Amanda Winston and you are a massive fucking middle finger to every single rule set by Paradox Space: You use fighter jets as your Strife Specibus, You are the winner of a dead sburb session but worst of all, you want a happy ending for everyone involved in this dust-forsaken story known as Homestuck. Normally, your wild shenanigans should've promptly resulted in you and everyone around you being banished into a Doomed Timeline all while the Alpha timeline continues as it does. But here's the catch: you are still here, you are Lord English's number one nemesis, and you are more than willing to break this cruel reality into microscopic pieces and tear the narrative inside out to accomplish your goals.

    Canon be damned, everybody's gonna get out of this cursed game alive and happy, you'll make sure of that.

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    English
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    27,667
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    28
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    27
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    6
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    456
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    Dirk Strider is a frazzled detective working on Skaia to catch a notorious criminal mastermind, Jake English. English is notorious for his mastery of disguises and his paradoxically philanthropic pursuits. When Dirk thinks he uncovers English's next big plot to destroy the city, he soon learns that there's more to the scheme-- and to English-- than he thought.

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    English
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    4,439
    Chapters:
    3/16
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    2
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    7
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    73
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    A decade ago, the sidekicks Coolkid and Kiddo Eclipse were the two most promising up and coming heroes. Both powerful in their own right, together they made an unstoppable duo…

    Then Coolkid died, leaving Kiddo Eclipse to shoulder the burden of both their legacies.

    Ten years later, Jade Harley (now going by Lady Eclipse) is about to prove herself worthy for the Skaian League - the international team of heroes. All she needs to do is take out the notorious gang of criminals known as the Felt.

    (Ten years later, Dave Strider is just trying to move on and live his life.)

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    English
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    50,871
    Chapters:
    11/20
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    26
    Kudos:
    60
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    14
    Hits:
    1,051
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    A long time ago there were two kingdoms, Prospit and Derse. For a millennia, these kingdoms used to live together in peace. Until one day an unknown tragedy befell the royal families of both kingdom, locking them into a war that would last for hundreds of years.

    Hundreds of years later as the war finally breaks out of its stalemate in favor for the kingdom of Derse, four families scattered across the two kingdoms find themselves connected by a fate that none of them can comprehend, as the war between the two kingdoms become more complicated then any of them could ever imagine.

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    English
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    2/?
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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    43
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    782
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    is just to love

    and be loved

    in return

    ~

    For Pale Gamkar week, a series of drabbles(?) that became an excuse to write an epilogue to the events of “miracle man”. You can absolutely read these as standalone stories, but they maaaay make more sense if you’ve read “miracle man” first.

    A character study of a returned and reformed clown, and a reflection on what it means to love somebody with every piece of your broken soul.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    15
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    2
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    “Your final order, dear Damara, is to simply die,” Lord English had told you the night before you went off to face )(er Imperious Condenscion, “for is it not fair your eternal punishment be as well your infinite reward?”

    You nodded, went down on one knee, and bowed your head.

    “Thank you, Lord English.”

    (Or, a take on the fatal fight between )(er Imperious Condenscion and the Handmaid that led to the latter's death and the former's ascension as Lord English's new witch servant. Lots of action, lots of gore, and lots of angst.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    John deviates from Terezi's instructions and everyone is ejected from canon onto Earth. At first John and Terezi are afraid they're the only ones, but when more and more familiar faces start appearing, they start to worry who might appear next.

    Wherein John and Terezi get a fucking minute to hangout finally before the world maybe ends again.

    We're burrowed fuck-deep in alternate continuity now.

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    English
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    30,403
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    51
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,229
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    Jake, a gentleman explorer-slash-occasional anti-villain, develops a fascination with a hero whose power is more complicated than it seems.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,023
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    After the explosive finale of Misogyirails Egg Hunt, Swifer Eggmop and Davepeta find themselves sucked into a dimensional adventure to realize their true selves

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    when an old foe rises again the gods of paradox space must go to a new world to stop it they will need to not only work with the worlds heroes but also survive high school
    ( homestuck hiveswap and my hero academia belong to their creators I only own my OCs)

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    English
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    1,517
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains—Powers, everyone calls them—fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not about helping someone any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this—you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will—and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

    Act One complete. Updates Thursdays.

    Language:
    English
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    204,431
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    5,301
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    Gamzee serves his God faithfully, until he can serve no more.

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    English
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    3,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    130
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    As the eve of my master's birth draws near, the seed of him that has lain within me for eons grows feistier.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    You had a way so familiar /
    But I could not recognize /
    Cause you had blood on your face /
    I had blood in my eyes

     

    yeah, this ain't that kinda love story

    Series
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    English
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    7,960
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    162
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    Do you feel like post-canon Homestuck sucks? Not as good as the real canon? Yeah, same. Which is why I'm writing THIS.

    My own remake of post-canon, but WORSE!
    (I'm not lying about that, or maybe I am, It's a matter of perspective)

    This is 25 chapters of continual degradation of story and character as a metaphor for how the Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are fucking terrible and ruined everything. And don't take that lightly, trust me, there's a LOT I cut out of this story (and just LOOK at the warnings, jeez...) so that it isn't too fucked up. Enjoy your stay :)

    Oh yeah, you also might wanna read my other works to get a sense of what the fuck is happening, don't worry, there are only short 16 stories you'll need to catch up on ;))

    Tags will be updated with every new chapter (2 chapters will come out together, don't expect time consistency)

    The title is a reference none of you will get.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    35,728
    Chapters:
    18/25
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    2,584
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    A Homestuck AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,352
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    122
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,989
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4,709
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    What would've happened if Kanaya had consented to Jade and Rose having a child?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    167

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