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    Bilbo enjoys a very fine morning, until two people arrive.
    One is rather unwelcome, but the other is a whole other story.

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    The Battle of the Five Armies is done, and Bilbo has returned home, unable to reconcile who he's become to with the things that haunt him. He aims to settle his demons, while, back in Erebor, life goes on.

    WARNING: this won't make sense without reading the other two.

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    Erebor rejoiced for the winning of the battle of the five armies, the line of durin is saved and the whole company celebrates. All except for one, the burglar had left in the middle of the night to go back to the Shire. Bilbo had gotten a news from his family that the Shire had been invaded by a pack of orcs, who had asked for one particular hobbit who goes on an adventure with dwarves. Bilbo knew that there is something wrong, why would orcs hunt him down? What ever is the reason?

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    Orcs are the offspring of a master long since dead. A creation of misery, despair, of pain and violence. A creation that is mindless in their bloodlust. A creation meant to destroy and be destroyed. They are a wicked bunch. A perversion of the light of Eru.
    Yet...
    Not all is as it seems.
    For there are many, Orc, goblin and those in between that find no home in the call of darkness. There are still a great many who wish for quiet peace and homes. Those who have turned their back to the dark.

     

    This very hard Au, tells the story of how Hobbits remained Nomadic, some Orcs and Goblins broke ties with the dark, Dwarves still waged War in vengeance and Men are for whatever reason tainted. Elves can't be bothered to help anyone anymore.
    The one ring still exists but it lies not in a small pale hand anymore.
    AU in which Hobbit's and a sect of Orc/Goblin's Tie Hands.

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    He made a promise, and she returned it. But in trying to save Kíli's life, she caused his death. Or so Tauriel thinks until she returns to Erebor to throw herself on the mercy of her unborn child's only kin and discovers that sometimes love outlasts death. But can it remain unchanged by the harsh realities of life?

    Given a second chance to keep their promise, Kíli and Tauriel must face their greatest battle yet. One that can't be fought with physical weapons. A battle of the heart.

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    Bilbo, a well-known professor of organic chemistry at a local college, writes fantasy in his spare time. When his nephew Frodo's parents go on a round-the-world cruise on their small boat, he plays host to the teenaged boy and the entertaining pack of friends who follow him around. This means, however, that when Frodo wins tickets to the big end-of-summer concert, Bilbo must chaperone, and Rock has never piqued his interest quite so much.

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    Filled with a lifetime of aches and regrets that he knew was never going to go away, Bilbo resigned himself to dying in the Undying Lands without any sense of closure. Until Yavanna stepped in with the offer of a second chance to save the Royal Line of Durin.

    But there's a catch... Bilbo has to do it all as a six-and-a-half-inches tall fairy!

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    Bilbo Baggins is born an Omega male, able to bare children. With his clan desperate for a home and food they make a bargin with a Lord who will provide for them if Bilbo gives him a child. Just before they are to comsumate the union the Lord dies. Lobelia comes up with a plan that will either save them or ruin them. A naked dwarf is tied to the bed in front of him and Bilbo is expected to...to...oh sweet Yavanna.

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    Going to Hillel is easier than cooking Shabbat dinner, and Theodor Derensky, history professor and local curmudgeon, has settled into a comfortable Friday-night routine with the rest of the local Jewish community. He doesn't expect a sleep-deprived British triage nurse to stumble in one night and change everything about his life.

    Meanwhile, his nephews have made it their life's mission to wreak havoc, his best friend has a pair of handcuffs waiting for a petty criminal who never seems to want to stay caught, and the Hillel cook can swing a mean spoon. Like it or not, he's never going to be able to shut himself away again.

    Modern AU - Jewish Dwarves.

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    Lobelia is naught but a tween when she discovers a stranded dragon on one of her trips to gather the perfect flowers to decorate her hats with. The dragon, who is truly quite a horrible sight to see, knows nothing but its name and an impressive collection of uncouth obscenities. Smaug, he calls himself, and Lobelia decides that –dreadful manners, hideous looks and truly atrocious name aside- he will make a great house pet.

    The community however, does not quite agree. But in the end finding Smaug brings about not only her widespread shunning but also her marriage to the most desirable bachelor, acquisition of an immaculate set of silverware with complementary house and doilies. Too bad it also meant her involuntary inclusion in the most dreadful of all dreadful activities: an adventure.

    But then again, what kind of wife would she be if she’d let het dearest love-muffin get eaten by a ravenous horde of filthy goblins? Not one with a vengeful pet-dragon and an umbrella with a very sharp pointy end, that is.

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    Bella goes back to the Shire, Thorin chases after her, misunderstandings and understandings occur

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    Bilbo woke up in Bag End thinking he was in Yavanna Garden. Soon he see's he has ten years until the quest. A secomd chance to change what is to come. But he makes mistakes on the way before the quest and must live with the consequences. Will Thorin ever forgive him.

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    The various tales of our Middle Earth, varying from anything to everything. From Esgaroth to the Shire the sky is the limit and there is no stop to the imagination. One-Shots of all Parings. Requests are accepted Current Pairing: Belladonna Took/Thorin Oakenshield
     

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    Her hopes of going on an adventure were dashed when Thorin scoffed, "Looks more like a maid than a burglar." Her father and mother looked positively outraged and Balin looked as if he wanted to pound the exiled King's head in.

    "And you look more like a pauper than a leader."

    Belladonna was smirking softly at the look on his face and when she moved to stand behind her father her Marking read differently. "How dare she?!" and she frowned at the Marking.

    Could it-? No, no it couldn't be.

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    It's Kitty's birthday!!!

    I wanted to write her something AND incorporate an amusing plot idea I found on tumblr, so I did both in one fic, naturally!

    The prompt was: Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

    I incorporated the idea a little into Kitty's lovely 'Faunts and Satyrs' AU and I used the flowers the tumblr post had recommended here: http://dontbeanassbutt.tumblr.com/post/146000773506/flower-shop-au

    I'm afraid I wrote most of it whilst half asleep, Kitty! But I wanted to give you a little something for your birthday. I really hope it's okay <3 It's a sort of undetermined point of time during your fic, I hope I haven't messed with the AU too much X3

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    The Dwarves of Ered Luin are struggling greatly, so they send out most of the craftsmen to find work. In a last ditch effort, Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, leads his company to the Shire. He does not expect what he finds there. Will he find new allies to help him solve the terrible sicknesses that plague the dwarves? Can the hobbits learn to care about the outside world enough to help? Can dwarves learn trust to another race again? Can Thorin give his people the home they deserve?

    This features the whole company and does have a great deal of peril related to starvation, sickness, and racism. I will try to tag anything potentially triggering. Also, Belladonna Took totally becomes shipper trash.

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    After a long and arduous quest, Thorin Oakenshield finally got his home back. It almost cost him the life of his hobbit, but his family and friends all survived – yet Thorin could not find peace.

    He did not feel at home, and he felt ungrateful for it. Erebor just wasn’t what he remembered. It wasn’t the grand kingdom he had grown up in, and he couldn’t help feeling underwhelmed. How could he tell his Company that the Mountain they had fought so hard for wasn’t really what he wanted? How could he tell his hobbit that the home he had almost died to give Thorin made the king feel trapped and alone?

    He couldn’t.

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    "Bilbo knows it’s going to be a long afternoon when he opens his round green door only to find Lobelia Sackville-Baggins standing in front of it."

     

    In which Lobelia is her usual annoying self, Bilbo knows something is bound to go missing from his house once Lobelia leaves, and Thorin is a majestic cupcake.

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    "How had the line of Durin been brought so low?"

    The remaining Durins wander Arda, looking for a place to belong, but suffering seems to come hand in hand with the lineage. Perhaps a moment of desperation will lead them where they belong?

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    After a devastating winter, that took the lives of many Durin's Folk, The Dwarrow of The Blue Mountains forge a treaty with The Hobbits of The Shire ... food in exchange for increased protection. And if an arranged marriage between their King, Thrain, and one of the grandchildren of The Shire's Thain, is required to seal the deal, than the Dwarf-king will do what it takes.

    However, crown-prince Thorin Oakenshield isn't totally convinced that the Hobbits can be trusted and he sets out to find the truth behind this so called, 'Good-Will Treaty', and the miserable mite of a Hobbit that would agree to a loveless marriage.

    Come what may, Thorin is determined to find out what tricks and deceptions this ... Bilbo Baggins, has up his sleeve.

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    Why do these things always happen to Kagome? And where has the well sent her this time? Follow Kagome as she goes on a new adventure in a new world. And who knows maybe this time she will find her true love.

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    15/?
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