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    Borin Baggins was no ordinary boy. For one thing he didn’t look like a normal hobbit, sure his hair was curly and his ears pointed, but his feet were too small with little to no hair on them and he even had a beard. Ever since his parents died in a boat accident he was raised by his dreadful aunt and uncle, Lobelia and Otho Sackville Baggins and his dreadful cousin Otho. At least this was what he believed until a wizard found his way to his door. And what was his father’s ring whispering in his ears.

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    Bilbo, a well-known professor of organic chemistry at a local college, writes fantasy in his spare time. When his nephew Frodo's parents go on a round-the-world cruise on their small boat, he plays host to the teenaged boy and the entertaining pack of friends who follow him around. This means, however, that when Frodo wins tickets to the big end-of-summer concert, Bilbo must chaperone, and Rock has never piqued his interest quite so much.

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    Orcs are the offspring of a master long since dead. A creation of misery, despair, of pain and violence. A creation that is mindless in their bloodlust. A creation meant to destroy and be destroyed. They are a wicked bunch. A perversion of the light of Eru.
    Yet...
    Not all is as it seems.
    For there are many, Orc, goblin and those in between that find no home in the call of darkness. There are still a great many who wish for quiet peace and homes. Those who have turned their back to the dark.

     

    This very hard Au, tells the story of how Hobbits remained Nomadic, some Orcs and Goblins broke ties with the dark, Dwarves still waged War in vengeance and Men are for whatever reason tainted. Elves can't be bothered to help anyone anymore.
    The one ring still exists but it lies not in a small pale hand anymore.
    AU in which Hobbit's and a sect of Orc/Goblin's Tie Hands.

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    My attempt at posting one chapter/idea of a fic every day for a month, beginning today and ending August 1, 2016. Some will be continuations of other one-shots, maybe, and some will be abandoned one-shots and ficlets themselves.*Taciti Dis: ‘quiet laugh’ in Latin. A language of the birds, spoken only by hobbit-birds.

    Bilbo: Arriva, house sparrow
    Belladonna: Jelvic, raven
    Dwalin: Egget, wolfdog
    Lobelia: Remras, starling
    Fili: Coret, jaguar
    Kili: Caret, snowy leopard
    Bungo: Elverd (male), kingfisher
    Gandalf: Nima, dormouse
    Thorin: Manteora, African wildcat

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    "Tauriel had always known that she wanted to be a mother."
    Tauriel's P-O-V on how she met Fíli and Kíli and started her relationship with them.
    This is the multi-chaptered background story for my series "Wish For A Child".

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    A collection of various short responses for Tolkien Femslash Week Bingo 2016.

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    Bilbo woke up in Bag End thinking he was in Yavanna Garden. Soon he see's he has ten years until the quest. A second chance to change what is to come. But he makes mistakes on the way before the quest and must live with the consequences. Will Thorin ever forgive him. Will he ever forgive Thorin for his betrayal.

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    He made a promise, and she returned it. But in trying to save Kíli's life, she caused his death. Or so Tauriel thinks until she returns to Erebor to throw herself on the mercy of her unborn child's only kin and discovers that sometimes love outlasts death. But can it remain unchanged by the harsh realities of life?

    Given a second chance to keep their promise, Kíli and Tauriel must face their greatest battle yet. One that can't be fought with physical weapons. A battle of the heart.

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    Bilbo doesn't want to meet his Soulmate. He's seen what happens when one-half of the pair dies while the other lives. It's messy and painful. But that's life. All too soon Thorin, someone he knows from school, and his family worm their way into his heart.

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    'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated at prying and nosey family members?

    I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'

    After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.

    It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...

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    Thorin frowned. His father's tone was ominous and weary, so much so that it seemed to worry even Frerin. "So you see, this merger," Thraín continued, "will require a true diplomatic union. Marriage."

    Thorin choked on air for a moment and Frerin's green eyes widened. "M-marriage?" Frerin mumbled weakly.

    ***

    King Thraín of Erebor is forced to make a political agreement with the Shire in order to ensure his people have access to a bountiful harvest following the devastation of the Fell Winter. Thorin and Frerin travel to the Shire to certify the agreement, against their own wishes. Bilbo and Thorin discover they each have troubles all their own.

    They help each other cope.

    This is the story of the unlikely match between Prince Bilbo Baggins of the Shire and Prince Thorin II of Erebor.

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    Going to Hillel is easier than cooking Shabbat dinner, and Theodor Derensky, history professor and local curmudgeon, has settled into a comfortable Friday-night routine with the rest of the local Jewish community. He doesn't expect a sleep-deprived British triage nurse to stumble in one night and change everything about his life.

    Meanwhile, his nephews have made it their life's mission to wreak havoc, his best friend has a pair of handcuffs waiting for a petty criminal who never seems to want to stay caught, and the Hillel cook can swing a mean spoon. Like it or not, he's never going to be able to shut himself away again.

    Modern AU - Jewish Dwarves.

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    Bilbo Baggins is born an Omega male, able to bare children. With his clan desperate for a home and food they make a bargin with a Lord who will provide for them if Bilbo gives him a child. Just before they are to comsumate the union the Lord dies. Lobelia comes up with a plan that will either save them or ruin them. A naked dwarf is tied to the bed in front of him and Bilbo is expected to...to...oh sweet Yavanna.

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    Pirate AU.

    Basically I’ve turned the dwarves Welsh and Bilbo English, I’ve swapped out the Tudors with the Tooks, there’s prejudice and mocking and spouted pedigrees and general butchering of the Welsh language and cargo ships in the Bristol channel, and Bard is an actual, y’know, bard who falls foul of the latest Poor Laws, and the Elves are actually South Walians who’ve been pretty much completely Anglicised, which explains why Thorin’s lot, who’re North Walian, dislike them so damn much, and somewhere in all of this a romance is sparked between two captains.

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, as even the author isn't entirely sure where the tide will take us.

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    Bilbo enjoys a very fine morning, until two people arrive.
    One is rather unwelcome, but the other is a whole other story.

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    The Battle of the Five Armies is done, and Bilbo has returned home, unable to reconcile who he's become to with the things that haunt him. He aims to settle his demons, while, back in Erebor, life goes on.

    WARNING: this won't make sense without reading the other two.

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    Erebor rejoiced for the winning of the battle of the five armies, the line of durin is saved and the whole company celebrates. All except for one, the burglar had left in the middle of the night to go back to the Shire. Bilbo had gotten a news from his family that the Shire had been invaded by a pack of orcs, who had asked for one particular hobbit who goes on an adventure with dwarves. Bilbo knew that there is something wrong, why would orcs hunt him down? What ever is the reason?

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    Filled with a lifetime of aches and regrets that he knew was never going to go away, Bilbo resigned himself to dying in the Undying Lands without any sense of closure. Until Yavanna stepped in with the offer of a second chance to save the Royal Line of Durin.

    But there's a catch... Bilbo has to do it all as a six-and-a-half-inches tall fairy!

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    Lobelia is naught but a tween when she discovers a stranded dragon on one of her trips to gather the perfect flowers to decorate her hats with. The dragon, who is truly quite a horrible sight to see, knows nothing but its name and an impressive collection of uncouth obscenities. Smaug, he calls himself, and Lobelia decides that –dreadful manners, hideous looks and truly atrocious name aside- he will make a great house pet.

    The community however, does not quite agree. But in the end finding Smaug brings about not only her widespread shunning but also her marriage to the most desirable bachelor, acquisition of an immaculate set of silverware with complementary house and doilies. Too bad it also meant her involuntary inclusion in the most dreadful of all dreadful activities: an adventure.

    But then again, what kind of wife would she be if she’d let het dearest love-muffin get eaten by a ravenous horde of filthy goblins? Not one with a vengeful pet-dragon and an umbrella with a very sharp pointy end, that is.

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    Bella goes back to the Shire, Thorin chases after her, misunderstandings and understandings occur

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