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    After retiring from hunting, our heroes get bored.

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    Miscellaneous furry and animal drawbles I did for various people either based either on prompts or on interests listed on LJ/DW profiles.

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    Written for this prompt at sherlockbbc_fic: "Sherlock: Does it have anything to do with llamas? No? THEN I DON'T CARE!

    And yes, that is my full prompt"

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    Summary: Happiness is llama-shaped.

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    Charlie wants a llama. Casey wants life to be easy. Dan wants ... what?

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    In which I attempt to repair the llama.

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    "The llama is a Lateral Love-triangle Adjustment Module Animatronic," I explain. "She should be able to simplify matters."
    Fraser exchanges a glance with Dief, and then gets to his feet. "How?"
    "Um, I'm not entirely sure," I tell him. "She wasn't very clear on the specifics. At least, she may have been, but I'm not very fluent in camelid."

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    "So, ladies," says Hugh, lighting two cigarettes and handing one to Callum, "what can we do you for?"
    Fraser sits up slightly straighter. "Actually, we have a favour to ask."

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    Sage and I stagger down the B Deck looking for you. We're both wiped from three weeks of modding the hell out of DS Match, and Sage looks like I feel -- like she could use a drink, some cheesecake, another drink, a nap, and then maybe a drink.

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    Even through the visual static, Hugh could see Callum's ears growing, sticking out of his spiky hair like crooked fence-posts on an unkempt lawn.

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    I've been putting off rescuing the llama as long as I can, trying to convince you that's she's not missing, I've just internalised her. But I can't avoid the vehicle deck any longer. It's not just Albuquerque anymore. You're down there, apparently under some kind of spell, and I have to stop you before you vanish completely.

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    "Okay," says Sage, summing up the situation. "We're being held hostage by alien eugenicist hijackers who want us to provide them with future sons-in-law fathered by Ray Kowalski."

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    "It's just that some of the AUs are more plausible than others," you conclude triumphantly.

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    I pat you. "It's okay. It's the cruiseliner. We're Mary-Sues. We're going to be super-bendy and co-ordinated."

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    Sous-chef Callum comes out of the cold store with his arms full of spinach or bok choy or some other green leafy thing, and he's chewing gum and smiling to himself like he's got a secret, and we both kind of slide off the counter helplessly because he is just. that. hot.

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    "Three castaways." Fraser's posture's all straight and businesslike now. "We'd better tell the captain."

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    "Time zones?" Fraser asks, his face turning serious. "You may be meddling in forces far beyond your control. You do realize it isn't safe to--"

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    Callum and Hugh are stretched out lazily in adjacent deck chairs, wearing t-shirts and shorts, both barefoot, both with sunglasses. Hands tangled together loosely.

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    We make random strangers have sex with each other, oh, no problem! But what if our internet associates don't want to go on a cruise?! OMG!?

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