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    When John gets a new cell phone, he considers Matt his personal tech support.

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    In his day kids at least had something worthwhile to protest, like the goddamn war.

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    1/1
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    2
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    “Christ,” John gasped, blinking. Even with his eyes open, he was still seeing stars. “The hell’d you learn to do that? Thought you were supposed to be some kind of geeky shut-in.”

     

    - 300 celebratory words for 100 awesome sexy_righters

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    Sometimes, sex with Matt pushes all of John boundaries, but sometimes it doesn't. Either way, it's everything John could ever want.

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    Comments:
    4
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    24
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    The first time he sees them, John thinks, Matt would look good in—and then cuts off that train of thought feeling just a little sick with guilt.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The kid is just so... damn... bendy.

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    There's lube dripping off the bedside table from where the industrial-sized bottle—and who even knew they came that big—tipped over earlier in the evening. It's all over the sheets, splattered and drying in streaks on Matt's skin, and it's making an indecent squelching sound as John works a forth finger into him, fucking him languidly, like they have no other responsibilities than this.

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    Comments:
    6
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    15
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    The firesale is six months in the past and Matt is trying desperately to get over the enormous man-crush he has on John McClane. That is until he gets a phone message from the source of his torment.

    A series of linked snippets 900 -2000 words progressing from UST to established relationship to kidfic.

    Each chapter written for a different prompt in the Sexy_Right Quotes and Quips challenge 2012.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    2
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    In a world where Jon Stewart never made it out of his bartending job, John McClane walks into his bar. Things... happen.

     

    Before I watched Die Hard 4.0, Roadstergal had told me about the chemistry between Jon Stewart and Bruce Willis when the latter was a guest on TDS. Concequently, I kept imagining Jon as McClane's sidekick. This is not that story, but it is Jon Stewart/John McClane. Crackfic, but a lot more realistic than I'd anticipated.

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    1/1
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    (Gen or pre-Slash drabble) On the way to something big...

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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    Pre-Slash drabble: Nameless longings are no less painful.

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    101
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    1
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    65
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    They get hurt, they get better.

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    18
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    1/1
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    2
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    71
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    John answers the call to a domestic disturbance never expecting to find a frightened and bloodied sub with brown curtained hair in desperate need of being saved.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    424
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    John's son pays a surprise visit. Set after the events of DH4.

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    "You gonna stop ranting and get in anytime soon," John asks, "or am I just gonna turn off the light and go back to sleep?"

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    8
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    1
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    176
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    There's suddenly a new man in McClane's life, and it's giving Matt all kinds of feelings.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    19
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    John and Matt being awesome. (Does it count as the summary for a video?)

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    That scar had been the first thing he'd kissed.

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    12
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    Dealing with an attack on the precinct is bad enough, but when you throw in ex-wives, kids, parents, and one pesky reporter? John and Matt are in for a very busy week.

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    1/1
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    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    589
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    Right Place. Wrong Time. Five things

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    4
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    12
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    250

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