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    Corporal Jake Jensen joined the Losers as the Communications and Technical Specialist; which is a fancy military title for someone to man the radio and do an occasional bit of hacking. Cougar had worked with Comm Tech’s before and was expecting a skinny geek whose athleticism topped off at running for short periods of time and whose minor military skills meant that they could at least avoid shooting themselves with their own gun. What he got was a blonde Adonis descended from Viking Raiders who did PT for fun, loved to open-hand spar, and could shoot any weapon available like a motherfucker. It was lust at first sight…

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    Jensen & Cougar || Lovers On The Sun
    The Losers - Jensen and Cougar
    Song: Lovers On The Sun by Damien McFly

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    1/1
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    Cougar has a surprise waiting for him after a mission.

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    Cougar is a patient man, really he is, but even he has his limits. And having to listen to Jensens babble while stomping through the jungle could make even Cougar snap.

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    Over eighty years have passed since the Disaster that ended civilization and covered the world in a permanent layer of snow and ice. Humanity survived, if only barely, and have since then managed to recover a little of what it once lost, building settlements and rediscovering technology and machines to help them in their struggle. Every settlement relies on technology for their survival and the Engineers are the ones tasked with maintaining and building it, but despite their importance the Engineers are a dying breed.

    Jake and his sister live under the constant threat of being kidnapped or enslaved for what they know and the skills they possess, so he has learned to be wary of strangers - Raiders in particular, who murder and steal without remorse. But all of that changes when he meets a Raider he can't quite find himself to hate. Cougar is different and causes a myriad of conflicting emotions that Jake would rather not feel to being with.

    But when it turns out that Cougar might be able to lead Jake to the key to humanity's continued survival he decides to embark on the biggest adventure of his life, trust issues be damned. It soon becomes obvious that it won't be an easy journey, for more than one reason.

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    14/17
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    18
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    A collection of non-related short stories featuring the Losers. Some are cannon compliant, some are wildly AU. Some focus on one or more characters and some have the ensemble cast. Some might even end up crossovers. Some will be strictly gen, but many will probably feature Jensen and Cougar as a couple as they are my Losers OTP.

    Note: each story (or chapter) will have it's own heading and warnings. Please read them to prevent reading a story that might bother you. Also, this collection will have stories added to it randomly as they pop out of my brain.

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    9/?
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    23
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    3
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    the gang comes together for dinner, but jensen has no food. cougar to the rescue!

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    Being surrounded by brand-new mattresses all day, everyday is really kind of fun. Jake Jensen doesn't need to relinquish his inner kid, he can bounce on the bed as often as he likes. So he does, much to his boss' chagrin.

    But what Jensen really wants is a bed-bounce partner. Cougar, his enigmatic colleague at Clay's bed store, is exactly the partner Jensen needs. But he's either oblivious or just awkward so Jensen is forced to be devious. Because he's cool that way.

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    5/?
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    1
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    They gave him three rules that he was never to break, or at least Jensen thought there were three. He may have just stopped listening after the third. Of course, he was going to break them. They really should've seen that coming. Too bad Jensen didn't see it coming that following their lethal sniper into an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the night might end poorly.

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    24
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    3
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    Basically this is a one-shot with no future, but I HAD to get this conversation down on paper. I can't believe it hasn't been done before!

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    Halloween is Jake Jensen's favorite holiday, and sometimes he can go a little overboard.

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    1/1
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    14
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    Jensen is acting even weirder than usual one night and does something completely out of character and maybe Cougar's okay with this new development.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Five against the fortress. Team vid. Go Petunias.

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    оранжевый сырный порошок, бронежилеты и деньги, переходящие из рук в руки. Еще один вечер, когда Лузеры смотрят кино.

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    1/1
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    Lee recognises somebody in a bar and takes a not entirely well thought out trip down memory lane. Brad goes along for the ride.

    The Losers.. well, they were about ready for a new adventure, anyway.

    "Jensen, man, I owe you a beer. This is the first time ever that your crazy ideas weren't crazy enough."

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    8/8
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    Кугар наступает на неведомо что и превращается в кота. Очень неловко получается.

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    Jake Jensen is the radio host for the Night Vale community radio and Cougar is the sniper sent to kill him, luckily Jensen's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

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    2/?
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    2
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    24
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    Cougar didn’t mean to fall in love—but kind of like a stray cat that just won’t leave, or maybe a case of herpes—he's got it, and now it’s his.

    Or, it’s a fucked-up situation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a love letter.

    Publication date reset to match posting of full (re-written) chapter

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    "I guess we know why it's called 'Spring of the Drowned MILF'?"

    The team experiences ... changes. This is how they react.

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    4/?
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    Jensen was a smart guy and yes he’d made some dumb decisions…daily but his daily dumb decisions weren’t the result of lack of observation which was why he was currently hiding out on base.

    “They’re fucking haunted!”

    Pooch rolled his eyes and Roque didn’t even glance up from his new knife. Seriously, if Jensen had a fragile ego he would have thought that they didn’t care about him.

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    2
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    32
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