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    When Jake Jensen was first loaned to the Losers, Cougar took one look at him and the way he bounced around and figured the brass had sent them another green tech to slap the enthusiasm out of.

    Cougar has never been happier to be proven wrong.

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    Cougar isn't the least bit impressed by their temporary tech guy. Jensen is irresponsible, loud, and downright obnoxious, and Cougar dislikes him from the start. He knows it's harsh, but the military isn't a playground — and Jacob Jensen clearly doesn't belong.

    But even before their mission is over Cougar realizes that first impressions are not to be trusted. And there is a lot more to Jensen than meets the eye.

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    Jake's been out of the Army for six years, piecing his life back together after nearly dying in an incident he hates to talk about. He spends his days working in a quiet library, his nights consulting for a security firm, and any free time spoiling his ten year old niece.

    When Jake's niece starts taking self-defense classes, Jake is skeptical. When he meets her instructor, he is far from impressed by the stoic “Cougar”—if that's even his real name. When Jake gets into an altercation with that instructor, he can admit that he may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew. Cougar is well versed in the art of fighting, but that isn't the only thing he's excellent at. Getting under Jake's skin seems to be another specialty of his.

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    She can take care of herself.

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    Jensen's got love letters to Cougar in his bag but knows he'll never let anyone else see them. It's not that he wants to keep it a secret, he just knows that it might be best that way what with DADT, Cougar's Catholic values and the risk of getting a bullet between his eyes. Writing letters in secret is one of the few outlets Jensen has.

    But it's really just a matter of time before the truth comes out...

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    Cougar knew there was going to be a problem as soon as he saw the stray picking through the neighbor's trash. He isn't wrong, but he certainly wasn't expecting what was to follow.

    Or

    How Jensen desperately wants to befriend the local stray, but somehow it's Cougar the dog befriends, and Cougar spends months trying to convince the dog to give Jake a chance.

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    There was a bright flash, powerful enough to render his eyes useless for a few moments, and a loud boom that deafened him for much longer. All he could see when his vision came back, was red. There was one immediate thought on his mind, one logical and comprehensive thought. It was of Jensen.

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    Over eighty years have passed since the Disaster that ended civilization and covered the world in a permanent layer of snow and ice. Humanity survived, if only barely, and have since then managed to recover a little of what it lost, building settlements and rediscovering technology to help them in their struggle. Every settlement relies on technology for their survival and the Engineers are the ones tasked with maintaining and building it, but despite their importance the Engineers are a dying breed.

    Jake and his sister live under constant threat of being kidnapped or enslaved for the skills they possess, so he has learned to be wary of strangers — Raiders in particular, who murder and steal without remorse. But that changes when he meets a Raider he can't quite bring himself to hate. Cougar is different, and causes a myriad of conflicting emotions that Jake would rather not feel to being with.

    But when it turns out that Cougar might be able to lead Jake to the key to humanity's continued survival he decides to embark on the biggest adventure of his life, trust issues be damned. It soon becomes obvious that it won't be an easy journey, for more than one reason.

    EDIT: 2015/05/15 - Added a bonus chapter

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    The losers at the Jensen household for a fun day out with the kids and Cougar finds out more than he bargained for about the head of the Jensen household.

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    As a gunman for hire, Cougar was paid to do a lot of things. Keep his head down, keep his guns clean, and never ask questions. It was one simple job, shoot the Russian, because he was supposed to kill a Russian for some reason, and it should have been easy. He shot the Russian, damn good shot if he did say so himself, but he hadn't planned on getting shot, finding his soul mate, or getting plunged head first into the garish scheme of things that the Chinese had planned for the rest of the world.

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    If Steve was the lynchpin and Johnny was the watcher, Jensen was the wolf, teeth always bared and bloody as he waited for his next meal.

    Morality was fluid, a means to an end as far as he was concerned. There were things that he needed to protect; people he’d die for and because of that he’d warped himself into what Steve couldn’t be.

    He’d taken every word, every hit and twisted them until the people who’d hurt them were nothing but fuel, a source of heat and warmth that kept all of them moving forward, their eyes locked on their individual goals while Jensen stayed behind, licked the blood of his fur and started again.

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    A whole lot of 6 word ficlets I've written. Multiple fandoms, multiple pairings. Updated with 10 word ficlets. Updated with 23 word ficlets. Updated with 9 word ficlets. Updated with 42 word ficlets. Updated with 27 word ficlets. Updated with 25 word ficlets. Updated with 50 word ficlets.

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    What she remembers. What they should have noticed. What really happened.

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    Cougar wants Jensen and Jensen wants Cougar, but admission to liking men is not an admission to liking each other, and even if they were going to have that conversation it's fairly damn obvious that running from a fucking volcano is not the time for confessions of love.

    (In essence a chapter 2 to 'you and me, bro'.)

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    Кугара похитили. Дженсен должен его отыскать.

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    The Losers in a world where the Special Forces are a little more special than usual.

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    Aisha knows the female hitter from The Two Live Crew Job, who hooks her up with the Leverage Crew.

    Losers meet Leverage

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    Название: Многие мертвые в те дни были молоды
    Бета: hronikata
    Пейринг/Персонажи: Лузеры, упоминается Дженсен/Кугар
    Категория: слэш
    Жанр: драма, ангст
    Рейтинг: R
    Предупреждения: Зомби!АУ, смерть персонажей, неграфично - насилие.
    Краткое содержание: После зомби-апокалипсиса Дженсен пытается найти свою семью.
    Примечание: сведения о зомби почерпнуты из Википедии и сериала The Walking Dead; описание путешествия по Америке не претендует на реалистичность. В названии цитируется книга Кевина Брокмейера "Краткая история смерти". Текст написан для WTF The Losers 2015.

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    Название: Добро пожаловать в Старлинг-сити
    Бета: hronikata
    Пейринг/Персонажи: Лузеры, Стрела, команда Стрелы. Упоминается Кугар/Дженсен
    Категория: джен, слэш
    Жанр: экшен
    Рейтинг: PG-13
    Предупреждения: кроссовер с сериалом "Стрела" от CW. Пост!муви относительно Лузеров, таймлайн - между 2 и 3 сезоном "Стрелы", альтернативная география :D (Старлинг-сити находится на западном побережье США), вероятный ООС персонажей.
    Краткое содержание: — Да ладно тебе. Пуч, ну это же Старлинг-сити! Чувак, ты что, правда не понимаешь? Ну, тот самый город, где какой-то парень как будто открыл свой филиал Лиги Справедливости.
    — Подожди, — Пуч покрутил головой, что-то соображая. — Ты хочешь сказать, что мы едем в гости к психу в зеленом трико?
    — Ага, — счастливо улыбнулся Дженсен. — Будет весело.
    Примечание: написано по мотивам заявки с Зимнего Инсайда для команды WTF The Losers 2015.

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    Название: Недостаточно патриотично
    Бета: hronikata
    Пейринг/Персонажи: Марвин Стеглер, упоминаются Линвуд "Пуч" Портеос, Джейк Дженсен, Карлос "Кугар" Альварез
    Категория: джен, слэш
    Жанр: ангст, драма, десфик
    Рейтинг: PG-13
    Предупреждения: По вселенной комиксов. Канон!АУ 2-х последних выпусков, смерть персонажей.
    Краткое содержание: Марвин Стеглер был настоящим патриотом. И никогда об этом не жалел.
    Примечание: написано для команды WTF The Losers 2015

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    Русский
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    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
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