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    This is a bargain, only two can make it.
    This is a covenant offered with desperate calm,
    it being uncertain that lovers can drive out demons
    with the gift of an apple or the twist of an arm.
    - Covenant, Tennessee Williams

    Or: Are you still a cuckold if you're the one getting fucked?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
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    3
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    121
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    Jensen has been happily dating Clay’s little sister, Quinn, for almost a year now and is totally stoked to be moving in with her and her two kids. Things couldn’t be better, yet Jensen can’t help but think how cool it would be to get hitched one day. Will an unfortunate disaster help change Quinn’s mind on marriage?

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    English
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    25,483
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142
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    Jake tugs at the hem of his boxy, nondescript black jacket, then hits his earpiece. "Yeah, so, I’m gonna need a transfer on my assignment.“

    Pooch sighs, long and loud, through the tiny speaker. "You haven’t even met your assignment yet, Jensen.”

    “No, but I’m looking right at him, and I’m telling you now, this is gonna be a problem.”

    --Written by Brenda

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    English
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    143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    82
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    Jake tugs at the hem of his boxy, nondescript black jacket, then hits his earpiece. "Yeah, so, I’m gonna need a transfer on my assignment.“

    Pooch sighs, long and loud, through the tiny speaker. "You haven’t even met your assignment yet, Jensen.”

    “No, but I’m looking right at him, and I’m telling you now, this is gonna be a problem.”

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    English
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    722
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    At a party, you catch the eye of both Jensen and Clay; both unmated alphas who are quite taken with you and the pull to both of them is just as strong. You are attracted to both for different reasons but who would you choose as your mate?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,550
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    390
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    Cougar finds his Guide.

    Jensen finds his Sentinel.

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    English
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    9,582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    954
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    The one where Jensen's locked in a cage, Roque is a sucker for the furry, Pooch risks his fingers, Cougar's concussed, and Clay is putting his foot down, damn it.

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    English
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    10
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    342
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    Jensen and Pooch own a coffee shop, and Jensen's life changes when he meets Carlos, who keeps ordering the simplest, the most unimaginative drink ever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    597
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    Jake Jensen is not to be trusted. He is sneaky, and creative, and cannot under any circumstances be allowed near anything flammable or explosive on or around the 4th of July. Because if he can get his hands on even the most rudimentary tools, the man will go completely overboard.

    And so the team has taken it upon itself to protect the world and Jake Jensen from himself. Unfortunately, their track record is not stellar, and Jake has outwitted them every year...and this year is no different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    587
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    "I mean," Jensen said, and he was beginning to sound a little hysterical, "who doesn't hear voices in their head, right? Crazy people, that's who."

    Language:
    English
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    628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    while recuperating from his last mission in the base hospital, cougar is surprised one day to have a stranger come barging into his room. the blonde man declares that he needs a place to hide out from the 'evil' nurses. the sniper is bemused by the strange man's antics, but allows him to stay...the rest is history.

     

    jensen's first encounters with the losers and how he became a part of the team.

    Language:
    English
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    83,223
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    540
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    Jensen is still dating Clay's little sister, Quinn, and he loves being a fun stepdad to her two kids. When Quinn leaves for a week long promotional book tour, Jensen bonds more with the boys. But, unbeknownst to them, outside forces are trying to tear the new family apart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,782
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    305
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    A bed-time story with a little more truth to it than most.

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    2,327
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    296
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    The Losers know Jensen as their happy-go-lucky, loudmouthed and affectionate tech. And most of them are content to subscribe to the notion that what you see is what you get.

    Except for Cougar, because

    the two of them had an uncanny understanding of each other. They simply clicked in ways that Cougar had never experienced with anyone else. He couldn’t even fully comprehend quite how their understanding worked but it did.

    And Jensen was definitively hiding something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,331
    Chapters:
    4/9
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    328
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    It's like giving a gun to a six-year-old...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    327
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    Jake and Claire make heartbreaking decisions regarding their relationship.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,200
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    74
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    The combination of a Were, a witch and a warlock sounded like the beginning of a joke, not the solution to helping Jensen, especially when there was a blood demon thrown in for good measure.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    833
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    The Losers are the type of guys it's easy to underestimate. Even if you're a good guy, you probably shouldn't.

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    English
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    3,837
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    262
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    Jensen proves that you CAN see a movie too many times.

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    English
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    2,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    424
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    AU—Jake Jensen left the Army before he ever had a chance to be a Loser. Cougar meets him anyway.

    Sometimes what a man needs to have a chance at happiness is losing the battle he’s been fighting his whole life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    334

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