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    As a gunman for hire, Cougar was paid to do a lot of things. Keep his head down, keep his guns clean, and never ask questions. It was one simple job, shoot the Russian, because he was supposed to kill a Russian for some reason, and it should have been easy. He shot the Russian, damn good shot if he did say so himself, but he hadn't planned on getting shot, finding his soul mate, or getting plunged head first into the garish scheme of things that the Chinese had planned for the rest of the world.

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    Jensen's not going to apologize. Vaguely implying that The Scientist was actually a murderous double biding his time to send them all through some nightmarish portal was nowhere near as bad as the things Steve Carlsburg said on average. But something hinky was going on in Night Vale, and it wasn't just the aliens trying to invade Radon Canyon.

    Or the Citizens of Night Vale would like Jensen to apologize before the weather destroyed their eardrums.

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    Jake's been out of the Army for six years, piecing his life back together after nearly dying in an incident he hates to talk about. He spends his days working in a quiet library, his nights consulting for a security firm, and any free time spoiling his ten year old niece.

    When Jake's niece starts taking self-defense classes, Jake is skeptical. When he meets her instructor, he is far from impressed by the stoic “Cougar”—if that's even his real name. When Jake gets into an altercation with that instructor, he can admit that he may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew. Cougar is well versed in the art of fighting, but that isn't the only thing he's excellent at. Getting under Jake's skin seems to be another specialty of his.

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    Cougar was settled into his Specialist team, resigned to border duty, when he and his teammates happen upon a runaway slave.

    Who turns out to be much more than that. Suddenly, Cougar is embroiled in the politics of the Nobles, swirling inter-territorial tensions, and intrigue, entirely by chance.

    Well. Chance, and following those blue, blue eyes.

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    Art: A Cougar and His Pride by AngeNoir, for the WIP Big Bang 2015.

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    A prequel to my poly fic, Dots

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    Jensen had finally looked up from the laptop he had been carrying around with him room to room to test out the wi-fi signal and he saw that Cougar was sitting on one of the ancient lounge chairs. Sitting in the chair. Wearing his hat. And nothing else.

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    Cougar's telepathic, but that doesn't mean he hears everything. Still, he can't believe he missed this.

    (They've both got a secret.)

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    Several months after the movie ends, Aisha gets a new lead on tracking Max.

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    Part 5 of the FYDL 21 Day Darcy Lewis Crossover Challenge on Tumblr. Prompt:

    “You are the new vet and I think you are trying to give me all the kittens to adopt or maybe you are trying to flirt with me.” Veterinarian!AU

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    After the repeal of DADT Jensen is only left in a worse position than before

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    He wasn't gonna kid himself; Cougar definitely had moves he'd never even dreamed up, and probably had figured out how to do them with his hat still on.

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    Just another innocent day at the market...until Jensen gets a little dose of extra energy that is sure to drive the rest of the Losers up the wall!

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    The first time she saw Cougar, Jess was instantly wary. He didn't seem like a very friendly person, and she was worried that Jake was getting in over his head — especially when she realized that her brother was stupidly in love with the man. But as she got to know Cougar, Jess had to admit that he might just be the right person for her baby brother after all.

    Seeing Cougar build a snowman in Jess' backyard and defend her daughter's honor in a snowball fight might also have something to do with it. Maybe.

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    Jake doesn't care that he hasn't met his soul mate yet. He hates that unmatched people can only see sepia tones and he's convinced brown is a boring color.

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    The Losers are a close knit team both on missions and at home. Jensen is their techie expert and he never stops talking. Clay chews smuggled Cuban cigars and flirts with volatile women. Roque collects knives and scares off wimps with his glowering. Pooch can fix and drive or fly just about anything and he’s devoted to Jolene. Cougar is their bad ass sniper who can make the impossible shot and is taciturn and loves chocolate. Oh, and in this story, she’s Carla not Carlos. Set before, during and after the events in the movie.

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    When Jake Jensen was first loaned to the Losers, Cougar took one look at him and the way he bounced around and figured the brass had sent them another green tech to slap the enthusiasm out of.

    Cougar has never been happier to be proven wrong.

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    Cougar isn't the least bit impressed by their temporary tech guy. Jensen is irresponsible, loud, and downright obnoxious, and Cougar dislikes him from the start. He knows it's harsh, but the military isn't a playground — and Jacob Jensen clearly doesn't belong.

    But even before their mission is over Cougar realizes that first impressions are not to be trusted. And there is a lot more to Jensen than meets the eye.

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    She can take care of herself.

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    Jensen's got love letters to Cougar in his bag but knows he'll never let anyone else see them. It's not that he wants to keep it a secret, he just knows that it might be best that way what with DADT, Cougar's Catholic values and the risk of getting a bullet between his eyes. Writing letters in secret is one of the few outlets Jensen has.

    But it's really just a matter of time before the truth comes out...

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