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    Jake's been out of the Army for six years, piecing his life back together after nearly dying in an incident he hates to talk about. He spends his days working in a quiet library, his nights consulting for a security firm, and any free time spoiling his ten year old niece.

    When Jake's niece starts taking self-defense classes, Jake is skeptical. When he meets her instructor, he is far from impressed by the stoic “Cougar”—if that's even his real name. When Jake gets into an altercation with that instructor, he can admit that he may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew. Cougar is well versed in the art of fighting, but that isn't the only thing he's excellent at. Getting under Jake's skin seems to be another specialty of his.

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    Several months after the movie ends, Aisha gets a new lead on tracking Max.

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    Part 5 of the FYDL 21 Day Darcy Lewis Crossover Challenge on Tumblr. Prompt:

    “You are the new vet and I think you are trying to give me all the kittens to adopt or maybe you are trying to flirt with me.” Veterinarian!AU

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    After the repeal of DADT Jensen is only left in a worse position than before

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    He wasn't gonna kid himself; Cougar definitely had moves he'd never even dreamed up, and probably had figured out how to do them with his hat still on.

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    Just another innocent day at the market...until Jensen gets a little dose of extra energy that is sure to drive the rest of the Losers up the wall!

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    The first time she saw Cougar, Jess was instantly wary. He didn't seem like a very friendly person, and she was worried that Jake was getting in over his head — especially when she realized that her brother was stupidly in love with the man. But as she got to know Cougar, Jess had to admit that he might just be the right person for her baby brother after all.

    Seeing Cougar build a snowman in Jess' backyard and defend her daughter's honor in a snowball fight might also have something to do with it. Maybe.

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    Jake doesn't care that he hasn't met his soul mate yet. He hates that unmatched people can only see sepia tones and he's convinced brown is a boring color.

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    The Losers are a close knit team both on missions and at home. Jensen is their techie expert and he never stops talking. Clay chews smuggled Cuban cigars and flirts with volatile women. Roque collects knives and scares off wimps with his glowering. Pooch can fix and drive or fly just about anything and he’s devoted to Jolene. Cougar is their bad ass sniper who can make the impossible shot and is taciturn and loves chocolate. Oh, and in this story, she’s Carla not Carlos. Set before, during and after the events in the movie.

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    When Jake Jensen was first loaned to the Losers, Cougar took one look at him and the way he bounced around and figured the brass had sent them another green tech to slap the enthusiasm out of.

    Cougar has never been happier to be proven wrong.

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    As a gunman for hire, Cougar was paid to do a lot of things. Keep his head down, keep his guns clean, and never ask questions. It was one simple job, shoot the Russian, because he was supposed to kill a Russian for some reason, and it should have been easy. He shot the Russian, damn good shot if he did say so himself, but he hadn't planned on getting shot, finding his soul mate, or getting plunged head first into the garish scheme of things that the Chinese had planned for the rest of the world.

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    Cougar isn't the least bit impressed by their temporary tech guy. Jensen is irresponsible, loud, and downright obnoxious, and Cougar dislikes him from the start. He knows it's harsh, but the military isn't a playground — and Jacob Jensen clearly doesn't belong.

    But even before their mission is over Cougar realizes that first impressions are not to be trusted. And there is a lot more to Jensen than meets the eye.

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    She can take care of herself.

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    Jensen's got love letters to Cougar in his bag but knows he'll never let anyone else see them. It's not that he wants to keep it a secret, he just knows that it might be best that way what with DADT, Cougar's Catholic values and the risk of getting a bullet between his eyes. Writing letters in secret is one of the few outlets Jensen has.

    But it's really just a matter of time before the truth comes out...

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    Cougar knew there was going to be a problem as soon as he saw the stray picking through the neighbor's trash. He isn't wrong, but he certainly wasn't expecting what was to follow.

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    How Jensen desperately wants to befriend the local stray, but somehow it's Cougar the dog befriends, and Cougar spends months trying to convince the dog to give Jake a chance.

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    There was a bright flash, powerful enough to render his eyes useless for a few moments, and a loud boom that deafened him for much longer. All he could see when his vision came back, was red. There was one immediate thought on his mind, one logical and comprehensive thought. It was of Jensen.

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    Over eighty years have passed since the Disaster that ended civilization and covered the world in a permanent layer of snow and ice. Humanity survived, if only barely, and have since then managed to recover a little of what it lost, building settlements and rediscovering technology to help them in their struggle. Every settlement relies on technology for their survival and the Engineers are the ones tasked with maintaining and building it, but despite their importance the Engineers are a dying breed.

    Jake and his sister live under constant threat of being kidnapped or enslaved for the skills they possess, so he has learned to be wary of strangers — Raiders in particular, who murder and steal without remorse. But that changes when he meets a Raider he can't quite bring himself to hate. Cougar is different, and causes a myriad of conflicting emotions that Jake would rather not feel to being with.

    But when it turns out that Cougar might be able to lead Jake to the key to humanity's continued survival he decides to embark on the biggest adventure of his life, trust issues be damned. It soon becomes obvious that it won't be an easy journey, for more than one reason.

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    The losers at the Jensen household for a fun day out with the kids and Cougar finds out more than he bargained for about the head of the Jensen household.

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    If Steve was the lynchpin and Johnny was the watcher, Jensen was the wolf, teeth always bared and bloody as he waited for his next meal.

    Morality was fluid, a means to an end as far as he was concerned. There were things that he needed to protect; people he’d die for and because of that he’d warped himself into what Steve couldn’t be.

    He’d taken every word, every hit and twisted them until the people who’d hurt them were nothing but fuel, a source of heat and warmth that kept all of them moving forward, their eyes locked on their individual goals while Jensen stayed behind, licked the blood of his fur and started again.

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    A whole lot of 6 word ficlets I've written. Multiple fandoms, multiple pairings. Updated with 10 word ficlets. Updated with 23 word ficlets. Updated with 9 word ficlets. Updated with 42 word ficlets. Updated with 27 word ficlets. Updated with 25 word ficlets. Updated with 50 word ficlets.

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