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    Five against the fortress. Team vid. Go Petunias.

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    оранжевый сырный порошок, бронежилеты и деньги, переходящие из рук в руки. Еще один вечер, когда Лузеры смотрят кино.

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    Over eighty years have passed since the Disaster that ended civilization and covered the world in a permanent layer of snow and ice. Humanity survived, if only barely, and have since then managed to recover a little of what it once lost, building settlements and rediscovering technology and machines to help them in their struggle. Every settlement relies on technology for their survival and the Engineers are the ones tasked with maintaining and building it, but despite their importance the Engineers are a dying breed.

    Jake and his sister live under the constant threat of being kidnapped or enslaved for what they know and the skills they possess, so he has learned to be wary of strangers - Raiders in particular, who murder and steal without remorse. But all of that changes when he meets a Raider he can't quite find himself to hate. Cougar is different and causes a myriad of conflicting emotions that Jake would rather not feel to being with.

    But when it turns out that Cougar might be able to lead Jake to the key to humanity's continued survival he decides to embark on the biggest adventure of his life, trust issues be damned. It soon becomes obvious that it won't be an easy journey, for more than one reason.

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    Lee recognises somebody in a bar and takes a not entirely well thought out trip down memory lane. Brad goes along for the ride.

    The Losers.. well, they were about ready for a new adventure, anyway.

    "Jensen, man, I owe you a beer. This is the first time ever that your crazy ideas weren't crazy enough."

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    Кугар наступает на неведомо что и превращается в кота. Очень неловко получается.

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    Jake Jensen is the radio host for the Night Vale community radio and Cougar is the sniper sent to kill him, luckily Jensen's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

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    2/?
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    Cougar didn’t mean to fall in love—but kind of like a stray cat that just won’t leave, or maybe a case of herpes—he's got it, and now it’s his.

    Or, it’s a fucked-up situation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a love letter.

    Publication date reset to match posting of full (re-written) chapter

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    "I guess we know why it's called 'Spring of the Drowned MILF'?"

    The team experiences ... changes. This is how they react.

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    4/?
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    Jensen was a smart guy and yes he’d made some dumb decisions…daily but his daily dumb decisions weren’t the result of lack of observation which was why he was currently hiding out on base.

    “They’re fucking haunted!”

    Pooch rolled his eyes and Roque didn’t even glance up from his new knife. Seriously, if Jensen had a fragile ego he would have thought that they didn’t care about him.

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    6/?
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    Clay gets a hold of information about Jensen's past as a stripper ante-Army. There's a werewolf that likes to sell candy-flavored drugs to children and eat blonde strippers. Jensen hates them all.

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    Sometimes, you find allies where you least expect it.

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    When Jensen first joined the team, Cougar was unimpressed. Prequel to Jockstrap.

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    Cougar accidentally finds out Jensen gets aroused really easily. He gets curious.

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    When people tell you to be wary not to pick up strays they usually refer to puppies and kittens, not gangly, hyperactive seventeen-year-olds with bright blue eyes and infectious smiles, but Carlos thinks that they should. The similarities are undeniable, after all, not only in terms of appearance and mannerism but also the way you get instantly and irrevocably attached.

    Jacob Jensen should come with a warning sign, simple as that. And possibly also a manual.

    EDIT: 2014/09/21 - Added a bonus chapter

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    I’m not surprised that he and I got together as quickly as we did, but at times like this, I curse it. It would be easier if I thought he was allowed to die. But no one I care about is.

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    Six years ago, Jenny and Beth Parsons of Saginaw, Michigan, became Jenny and Beth Wilson of Nashua, New Hampshire. Jake Jensen kind of wanted them to stay there, but Jenny's husband had other ideas.

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    When sixteen-year-old Jacob Jensen arrives in a Podunk town in central Texas, no one really knows what to make of him. He’s socially awkward, somehow manages to be shy even while being far too talkative until someone shuts him up, and he’s brilliant with technology and his schoolwork. Odd all the way around. But Jolene likes him, and then Cougar makes his move.

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    There are times that Jensen is quiet that the team revels in. But when he goes silent, they all go into their own mini-panics.

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    Our transport can’t do a damn thing about this and we all know it. I’ve scrubbed airborne missions in calmer skies. Hell, I’ve crashed missions in calmer skies and Cougar’s got the scars to prove it. “Daylight’s 14 hours away!” Roque looks at Clay, strung between me and Cougar. “No way the Colonel’s going to last that long.”

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    20
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    3
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