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    Remember that crack about being a secret government experiment? Yeah, well that was just asking for karma to cash in.

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    A short and cracky Office!AU where Jolene is probably the sanest person in the building.

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    1/1
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    25
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    40
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    6
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    Two souls connected, four lives effected. What happens when a traveling soldier seeks his way home?

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    9
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    13
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    1
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    358
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    They had no idea.

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    Little girl, meet what lives under your bed.

    (A collection of stand alone ficlets in hte same universe.)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    12
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    28
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    1
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    267
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    Cougar keeps popping up next to Jensen after that. And much like Jensen’s sudden influx of facial hair, Jensen decides to keep him.

    (See bottom notes for information on possible triggers.)

    Series
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    13/13
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    1
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    88
    Kudos:
    62
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    14
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    866
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    Naming the baby.

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    100
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    "Okay, okay, so, yeah, me and Cougs. It was only, like, a few times, mostly in the jungle, when we knew we could pitch far enough away from the Colonel and Roque." Where Jolene hears about the adventures of Cougar and Pooch.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    5
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    65
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    "Clay and Aisha disappear into the room on the end, and then there's a short squabble over who'll take the room next to them and who gets the room three doors over."

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    1/1
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    1
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    17
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    42
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    2
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    497
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    Jensen's not a welsher.

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    405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    296
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    Everything has its cycle — all that lives, all that dies, humans, gods, heaven, even hell.

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    4
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    4
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    98
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    Dude, of course Jensen has fantasized about his team. Anyone who's seen the gorgeous motherfuckers he works with would not blame him at all.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    291
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    In which the Losers have a show like Mythbusters, and Jensen stages an intervention.

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    8
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    19
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    154
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    These aren't the sexy, Lestat-looking vampires. Jensen would prefer those. They'd be a lot easier to kill.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    14
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    264
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    Aisha calls up some old friends to help with the Losers' latest exploit

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    81
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    Jensen gets commissioned to steal a hard drive. It goes downhill from there. In which: there are daring escapes, Cougar is thrown out of dangerous places twice, cat burglars should never be uncuffed and Jensen meets the good guys. Sort of.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    431
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    Clay and his team imagine themselves gentlemen thieves, of a sort. Aisha doesn't think they're quite as clever as they think they are.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    6
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    106
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    It's just Pooch's luck that he'd find the woman of his dreams at an illegal street race.

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    1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    Jolene, Aisha, and Becca have their own battles to fight, their own monsters to deal with.

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    1/1
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    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    69
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    There's one surefire way, just one (and by one, we mean many, but one specific way in this particular instance), to drive Jensen to distraction. One way to pull him away from his computers and make him forget everything around him.

    Dragons. Give him dragons.

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    715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    314

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