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    It's an established fact that Corporal Newkirk spent much of the war in Stalag 13. That didn't keep him from meeting interesting people, though. Here are just 2 of them. By the way, you didn't really expect his memoirs to be a scholarly tome, did you?

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    I was challenged to write a limerick for every Avenger. I never refuse a challenge.

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    The way to a man's heart is through his appreciation of really bad poems.

    Or, just a lot of limericks. That's really all this is.

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    Thranduil just wants some respect. (Also known as the elf king's limerick)

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    Today's entry is in honour of atlinmerrick. We were having one of our random discussions, and I promised to one day write filthy limericks on her arse while she slept. That's just the kind of friends we are. When she said that her derriere was too petite for a whole limerick (and I'd have to finish it off on her large feet), I thought a haiku might be more in order.

    Writing ensued.

    Only one of these is properly filthy, but I'm working on it, Atlin, I'm working on it.

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    Rahne needs help with her math homework, and all her teammates are busy. She finds Logan in the kitchen, and he helps her out.

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    Clint flirts with limericks, and Phil absolutely does not find him adorable at all.

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    'The Blind Banker', as told by Edward Lear in exactly 100 words.

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    Canonically, there was a limerick in the aired series- it was just one line- unfinished. I couldn't leave it like that. And one limerick led to another. (All written on the same day in 2001, I believe.)

    These are mostly the naughty kind of limericks.

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    A limerick an episode for BtVS, being written as my sister and I work our way (slowly) through a rewatch.

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    Once again, Sherlock's out solving crimes
    But it looks like this is one of those times:
    He's on par with Anderson
    In terms of salamanders and
    Knowing more than that they slime.

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    Auror Harry wants romance, curse-breaker Draco wants to please him. Hermione and Luna want... something else

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    Five limericks on the theme of science, sex, and how to avoid destroying Manhattan.

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    With annotations by Clint Barton, and further annotations by Phil Coulson, and questions from Thor Odinson, for whom this was all written in the first place.

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    Limericks &c for various fandoms.

    (could be viewed as vaguely RPF if you tilt your head, snort some crack, and lobotomize yourself)

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    John and Dave celebrate the Saint Patrick's Day in the best way possible: Being Drunk and being silly together while also making with the hot yaois.

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    On the fast courier back from a diplomatic trip to Escobar, Simon and Aral are bored in a meeting.

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    Cordelia obviously has her own opinion

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    Waiting for the Dark Lord to make his plans can be very boring. Three Death Eaters find a way to pass the time.

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