20 Works in Porn Battle

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  1. Tags
    Summary

    affair, quiet, proper, palm

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    147
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Eliot's happy to let Sophie take control.

    For Porn Battle XV for the prompts: Sophie/Eliot, silk, control, hair-pulling, plan

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    555
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Their cons don't usually overlap. And when they do, it's a mess for one of them. (pre-series for both shows)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    169
  4. Tags
    Summary

    The job: steal a payroll and start a food fight.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    298
  5. Tags
    Summary

    They’ve never been very good at defining boundaries and respecting them after. Or, alternatively, the one with sexy times. Whichever works for you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    570
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Alec finds out why Eliot's been so secretive and what he's been hiding.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2370
  7. Tags
    Summary

    It doesn't matter what words they pick when they're together because everything gets said just the way it needs to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    971
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1442
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Sophie realizes that having a fantasy with the vague possibility of becoming true is better than a fantasy becoming reality and being an utter disappointment. They meet somewhere in the middle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    361
  9. Tags
    Summary

    A plan to steal a painting turns into a one-night stand that's not of this world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    316
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Written January 2011 for Porn Battle XI, prompt "for an audience."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    727
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Kaylee kind of wishes she could keep him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    664
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    297
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Written for the Porn Battle XI prompt of Hawaii Five-0 (2010)/Leverage, Steve McGarrett/Eliot Spencer, fight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1218
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Alec says something ridiculous and Eliot backs him up; Parker makes them take it back. Porn without plot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3143
  14. Tags
    Summary

    The problem with being one of the good guys now is that when Eliot sees a gun being waved around, he feels like he needs to step in. Neal is suitably grateful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    558
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    9102
  15. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2687
  16. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1388
  17. Tags
    Summary

    "Parker, take this as a compliment, but — nobody's like you."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    774
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Someone spoils Sophie's plans for a job. She makes the best of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    402
  19. Tags
    Summary

    They have to blow up a car.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    546
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Parker is 90% certain that most girl's nights out do not involve the girls having sexual intercourse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    551

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