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    Unsurprisingly, it's Parker who has the sweet tooth. Chocolate, jelly beans, caramel, cake batter, honey, ice cream, maple syrup, even just straight sugar out of the bag sometimes...

    What is surprising is, that after how many years of not caring for sweets, sugar is pretty much the only thing on Eliot's mind right now.

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    affair, quiet, proper, palm

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    Eliot's happy to let Sophie take control.

    For Porn Battle XV for the prompts: Sophie/Eliot, silk, control, hair-pulling, plan

    Language:
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    Their cons don't usually overlap. And when they do, it's a mess for one of them. (pre-series for both shows)

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    The job: steal a payroll and start a food fight.

    Series
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    They’ve never been very good at defining boundaries and respecting them after. Or, alternatively, the one with sexy times. Whichever works for you.

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    Alec finds out why Eliot's been so secretive and what he's been hiding.

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    It doesn't matter what words they pick when they're together because everything gets said just the way it needs to.

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    Sophie realizes that having a fantasy with the vague possibility of becoming true is better than a fantasy becoming reality and being an utter disappointment. They meet somewhere in the middle.

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    A plan to steal a painting turns into a one-night stand that's not of this world.

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    Written January 2011 for Porn Battle XI, prompt "for an audience."

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    Kaylee kind of wishes she could keep him.

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    Written for the Porn Battle XI prompt of Hawaii Five-0 (2010)/Leverage, Steve McGarrett/Eliot Spencer, fight.

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    Alec says something ridiculous and Eliot backs him up; Parker makes them take it back. Porn without plot.

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    The problem with being one of the good guys now is that when Eliot sees a gun being waved around, he feels like he needs to step in. Neal is suitably grateful.

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    "Parker, take this as a compliment, but — nobody's like you."

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    Someone spoils Sophie's plans for a job. She makes the best of it.

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    They have to blow up a car.

    Language:
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    2
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    65
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    4
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    920

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