3 Works in Lecturer in Recent Runes
One of the most basic rules for survival on any planet (is never to upset someone wearing black leather) by romans
2 Feb 2013
It began, as so many things on the Discworld did, quite by accident. Someone at the University tried to make Octarine cologne. It combined all of the most pleasant and subtle scents known to mankind- crisp morning air, fields of nodding wildflowers, vanilla pods, chocolate chip cookies, really quality stew, aged whiskey, a crackling fire, freshly washed babies, and just a dab of New Book Smell.
Now, take all of those things and put them in a blender. The illegal, bloody, chunky, gelatinous, stinking, rotten and possibly glowing mess that results will smell exactly like Octarine cologne.
The mysterious alchemist decided, quite naturally, that the best thing to do with his creation was chuck it into the Ankh.
And that was when the real trouble started.
Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Avengers (2012), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), House M.D., Supernatural
6 Jan 2013
Crowley had no idea who'd let slip how to summon demons, but it was a damn pain in the arse sometimes.
Recently, however, things had just been getting ridiculous.
Now all cleaned up and pretty!
And with little added bits.
And a little more slash for some reason.
Hey, everyone likes slash, right?
Unseen University doesn't *really* need Ponder Stibbons all that much. At least, so Ridcully thinks. But when the University faces the greatest catastrophe of its time, he starts to understand Ponder's true value.