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    Five times Jack came home with the Cup, and one time he didn't.

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    A curse is set upon Prince Jack Zimmermann's castle when he refuses to show hospitality towards an enchantress. He has to learn to trust and love someone before the last petal falls, or he's stuck as a beast forever and all his friends remain objects.

    Then Eric Bittle arrives at the palace to take the place of his kidnapped mother, and finally there's one ounce of hope left for the Samwell crew to break the curse.

     

    or the Beauty and The Beast AU no one asked for

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    Jack's first mistake was getting drunk in a salsa club with Kent Parsons.

    Or, the accidental Vegas married AU no one asked for.

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    My Fandom Trumps Hate Auction fic!

    When his family moves to Madison Eric realizes that he can't escape his trauma by running, and he is more alone than ever. He starts his vlog to spread his recipes to the world and to find a community of support. His followers mean more to him than he can say.

    Jack starts watching cooking tutorials after the overdose in an attempt to gain some independence from his parents by cooking his own meals. His favorite channel is one where a tiny southern boy explains everything clearly and enthusiastically. He becomes an enthusiastic follower/commenter. After three years the last person he expects to turn up on his team at Samwell is one Eric Bittle

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    The thing about the Gift, was that you never quite knew what you were going to get, and what it was going to cost.
    Sometimes it cost a lot, and early - for such little payback that it hardly seemed worth it. It sometimes cost something you might never miss - and change your whole life. Sometimes it was a gift at birth, or a curse at death, but it always happened.

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    “Yeah, dude, I guess. But, like, this is a fuckin’ liberal arts college, brah. Isn’t everyone in a band?”
    “I don’t know. I’ve never met anyone in a band before. I’m not in a band. Well, I’m in some school bands, but that’s not really… um. What kind of music do you play?”
    “…Well.”
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    in which instead of actually playing hockey, the guys play shitty (pun intended) DIY punk in a band called Soft Hands. classically-trained pianist eric bittle doesn’t quite know what’s hit him.

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    In hindsight, Bitty probably could have chosen a better time to ask the question, or even better, perhaps not asked it at all. But as he watches Lardo fumble and thankfully manage to keep a hold on her pie plate, he knows the damage is done.

    The question's already out there.

    "Hey, Lardo? What's Shitty like... in the bedroom?"

    -

    Bitty and Lardo, exhanging deets. It goes... interesting places.

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    Based off of my own au suggestion, because I wanted to read it that much: Nursey has secretly gotten a book contract already and has published the first two books of a trilogy under a pen name. This is Dex’s favorite series.

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    2/?
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    Jack Zimmermann, captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, isn't so sure about his new chaser, Eric Bittle. Eric Bittle, for that matter, isn't so sure about his Captain....until he is.

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    12/?
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    If Lardo can't come to the Haus party, the Haus party will come to Lardo...or 32 bits of it at least.

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    Heaven. It’s an idea Dex has considered too much. Life is ruled by rigid boundaries, never giving him freedom to move. He knows that the laws of heaven mean that no matter how much he tries he won’t ever make it.

    (or Dex thinks about his life, and realises how happy he really is)

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    Bitty is in Annie’s, bent over his textbooks and wondering, not for the first time, why he decided to take French as a language (oh yes, it’s because so many old recipes are written in French, he’s going abroad there to study food history, can’t wait for the summer; half of fall and then winter semester until he goes, but that doesn’t help him now does it) , when he hears someone clear their throat.

    “Excuse me, is this seat taken?”

    Oh boy.

    Eric doesn’t even bother lifting up his head. “Sorry, not a girl and not interested.”

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    Larissa Duan is, above all, really good at ignoring things (people) that threaten her cool artist-slash-hockey-bro image. Until it becomes impossible to continue to do so, anyway.

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    Every chapter is a different headcanon originally posted on tumblr about the SMH Gang. I'm going to try to make the chapter titles as descriptive as possible.

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    12/?
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    Not everyone has magic, and not all magics are particularly useful, but some people wake up on their seventh birthday with abilities. Eric Bittle wakes up, seven years old, to realize that he is blind. Instead of seeing the world around him when he opens his eyes he sees the future, in all it's possibilities.

    Jack Zimmermann can never escape the past. He sees things that happened years ago as vivid as his real life.

    The rest of the Samwell Gang all has Magic too! And they all figure out how to live life around magic.

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    15/?
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    ‘You keep dragging suspicious sacks up to and down from your apartment and I don’t know what your deal is or why I still wanna bone you’ AU

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    Jack, Bitty and the crew are part of a group responsible for evacuating Earth and delivering supplies to the space station once Earth has become inhabitable. During a freak electric storm, Jack has to make the hard choice to leave Bitty behind to save the supplies and the rest of the crew. With the help of some unlikely (read: super likely) friends, Bitty sets out to make it back up to Jack.

    AKA a dystopian The Martian AU that literally no one asked for but I am, for some reason, committed to writing.

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    4/7
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    When Jack Zimmermann went out for his usual Saturday night drinks, he didn't expect his world to be turned upside down.

    Of course, it was Eric Bittle who threw out the balance.

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    4/?
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    10
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    Chris Chow is ready to leave San Francisco and get a fresh start. He hopes that Samwell University is the place where he can do that.

    Bitty's sophomore year, from Chowder's point of view.
    More tags to be added later on (held off to avoid spoilers)

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    Chapters:
    10/18
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    Bitty sighs. “So now everyone in the Haus thinks I’ve started a long-distance relationship with someone from California named Colton who I met through Twitter…”
    “Colton?”
    “I know, Jack. I was panicking!”
    Jack has to bite his lip to keep from laughing. “Okay. Colton.”
     

     
    Or, the one in which Mashkov says the line, “Soon you get head here, too,” and it’s not a sex joke. Enjoy.

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