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    Dex is fine. He's not pining. And if he were pining it would still be fine because pining at a wedding is fun. Who doesn't want to be surrounded by love when they don't have it.

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    Bitty’s first thought was that he was being pranked, that Jack recruited someone to slam him into the sideboards every Tuesday, just to keep him in check. But the person who’d crashed into him wasn’t on the hockey team, and looked equally stunned to be suddenly facedown on the ice. Bitty dragged himself back to standing, already feeling the bruises he would surely see tomorrow morning, and offered a hand to his assailant.

    “Gracious, what a way to meet a guy.” Bitty said. “I'm Eric Bittle, but everyone just calls me Bitty.”

    “LaTour, Scot,” the boy said, offering a hand of his own. “One T.”

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    “Listen to me going on and on about pie. You tell me more about yourself, Just Jack,” Eric prompts, smiling encouragingly.

    “Uhh,” Jack begins, forcing himself to put down his fork and actually make conversation. “I play hockey.”

    “You don’t say?” Eric says, smile widening.

    “Chirp, chirp, chirp.”

    Jack meets the love of his life while serving Thanksgiving dinner at a homeless shelter and struggling to learn the difference between sexuality and dysfunction. Along the way, he repairs some broken relationships and figures out how to let himself have nice things, one of which is a small southern baker with a habit of concealing the truth.

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    The Outlander AU no one asked for

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    “Bro, did Lardo just press up into a kegstand?”

    “Bro.”

    Or, the story of how Larissa Duan, three-time Olympic medalist and eight-time world medalist, burnt out of gymnastics, went to college, became the manager of a gross team of hockey boys and fell in love with sports all over again.

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    Jack's first mistake was getting drunk in a salsa club with Kent Parson.

    Or, the accidental Vegas married AU no one asked for.

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    or, how to find yourself (and a minor obsession) at the end of six months in europe

     

     

     

     

    “Were you anywhere before Athens?” Jack asks after a while, and though it’s a standard question for people met in backpackers’ hostels – where have you been? Where are you going? – Eric still hears it more genuinely than those who’ve asked him previously. Almost like Jack is actually interested.
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    in which eric bittle absconds from georgia with half a year of hard-earned savings, and makes the most of his six months before starting college living a backpacker’s dream in europe.

    on the final night of his travels, the night before a giant reality check and with the threat of a future looming over him, he meets a fellow traveler.

    there is etiquette, for sure, about hooking up in a hostel dorm.

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    Kent Victor Parson never doubted the fact that he was a completely extra, hot fucking mess, and that one day, in the very distant future, he's gonna have to grow up. He also never doubted the fact that he's one day be in the NHL, doing what he loved. But that he'd have to do it all alone, far away from everyone he's ever known and loved- that was something he hadn't counted on. But with some help from his ridiculous teammates, his asshole of a cat, unwavering family and a host of wacky friends along the way, he begins to learn that being alone doesn't always have to mean being lonely, and that happiness can be just around the corner if you only remember to look for it.

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    Eric meets the most stunning vision of unattainable beauty he's ever been presented with at 1am on a Saturday night in a crappy bar with bad vodka and sticky floors.

    And the guy is cut. Like seriously ripped, rocking ridiculously expensive jeans and a white t-shirt that probably cost the same as Bitty's whole wardrobe tonight.

    Not that Bitty's not dressed nice. He's in his best jeans and wide scoop-necked t-shirt in forest green with a little chest pocket (he won't tell anyone it's from Target if you won’t) and his white Keds (‘cause they're cute okay, and he can dance in them, {boy, can he}).

    And Bitty can feel the guy looking at him. With this hunger. Which is ridiculous, given the state of the guy. But it makes Bitty feel brave.

    It was never his intention to end up in the corner with the guy’s tongue in his mouth (and that tongue, oh my lord) and a number in his pocket.

     

    ‘Eric Bitty Bittle, did you just make-the-fuck-out with JACK FUCKING ZIMMERMANN!’

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    The wintery morning light is still so pale where it comes in through the window. Lardo can think of a million things they could do today alone, big and small and everything in between.

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    Eric’s counter reads 1. That’s all. Just 1. He’s eighteen years old, has not left the state of Georgia in his entire life, and his counter reads 1.

    He has spent many mindless afternoons and worn out many pens in tracing it over into a 0. If the counter did read 0, the morning wouldn’t be looming like the black rainclouds that Mama used to call “omens.”

    Eric is leaving for college in the morning. When he passes the state line from Georgia to North Carolina in the passenger seat of his Mama’s sedan, he’ll also be passing the last chance he has for the counter to make it to 2.

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    Another soulmate AU, this time with pining, lying, and a lot of assumptions.

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    Eric Richard Bittle III is sent to the northern lands of Ice and Pines. In Samwell, a group of knights, the Candorines, train to kill the slanted, creatures of cursed or veiled origin. The Bittle family hope that Eric will be purified of an affliction they think the Candorines can remedy. A miscommunication occurs upon Eric's arrival, and rather than becoming subjected to Candorine purification, Eric is inducted as a member of their rank. There Eric struggles to fit in, and hide who (or what) he actually is.

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    Prince Derek needs friends--and Page Chris and Stableboy Will, after a rocky start, are the best ones that he could have found.

    Throughout the years, Chris and Will winter at the castle and slowly their relationship changes. However, rumblings of dark magic, rampant dragons, and the disappearance of one of their own might stop the fairy tale before it can even begin.

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    A series of collected, sometimes connected, stories set in an AU of OMG Check Please! inspired by the following quote:

    "Wear your heart on your skin in this life." ~ Sylvia Plath
    (from Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams: Short Stories, Prose, and Diary Excerpts)

    It's not that their tattoos are meant to be secret, they just don't necessarily come up in conversation. Maybe everyone just wasn't paying close enough attention, but across years and country lines, each person's tattoos are revealed. Some of the stories are obvious, others less so...

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    “Two minutes for the most blatant fucking tripping I’ve seen since Woodstock!” the ref bellowed at Jesse, one of their wingers. Then, five minutes later: “Two minutes for hooking. Are you trying to catch this guy like a fish?”

    Justin turned to Shitty. “Where the hell did this guy come from? Someone’s garage?”

     

    In a world where Adam Birkholtz never went to Samwell, he loses a beer pong bet to Lardo and winds up refereeing a rec hockey game for one freshly broken-hearted Justin Oluransi. For once in his life, Justin is totally out of his league.

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    Alicia is P.O.T.U.S.
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    It was only supposed to be four years. He was only supposed to help him with his social media accounts. He wasn't supposed to fall in love.

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    Jack is one of the first out players in the NHL. He knew there would be push back, but nothing prepared him for how the league would react.

    Eric Bittle is one of the biggest names in the world right now and when he moves to Providence to get away from the fast paced clutches of LA, he makes a wine and rage fueled business decision that will change everything.

    In other words: Eric Bittle is filthy rich and buys the Providence Falconers

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    “So you’re just going to leave me completely unsatisfied?”

    The words make the back of Bitty’s neck prickle, his fears from earlier scratching again at the periphery of his brain, but there’s nothing harsh in Jack’s tone. He sounds wholly unaggressive, his voice rather carrying the roundness of longing. Of yearning, even. Bitty turns back to him, and finds that Jack has stood as well, arms hanging listlessly at his sides and a pinched look on his face.

    “Exactly what kind of satisfaction were you looking to get tonight, Mr. Zimmermann?”

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    The rivalry between the men's hockey teams of Samwell and La Croix universities is long standing, thoroughly indoctrinated, and often bloody on and off the ice. With his future professional career at risk, La Croix captain Jack Zimmermann knows he needs to distance himself from the feud. Meeting Samwell's undervalued winger Eric Bittle while crashing a party, definitely isn't in his plans. Quicker than anticipated, though, it becomes clear that there's more than just hockey on the line - for both of them.

    [a Check, Please! Romeo and Juliet AU]

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    By nature, humans are curious and creative beings. We seek out knowledge and forms of expression almost naturally. But where does this drive come from? The general agreement is that the human brain is just wired that way, but there are a few groups that have... theories as to why humans are the way we are. Shapers, these groups call them, are all to blame. Sure, our identity as human beings depends on the Shapers, they gave us the capacity to explore and interpret our surroundings. The real question that many are choosing to turn a blind eye to is "why." Why us? And why don't we get a say in our lives?

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    Every chapter is a different headcanon originally posted on tumblr about the SMH Gang. I'm going to try to make the chapter titles as descriptive as possible.

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