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    When Eric Bittle started his new job at a local tech startup, he wasn't expecting to find a home.

    When pro hockey player Jack Zimmermann agreed to a sponsored Instagram takeover for his favorite nutrition tracking app, he wasn't expecting their social media person to be quite so cute.

    When Shitty Knight founded a company, he wasn't expecting being his friends' boss would be this hard.

    (AU in which the gang all work together at a tech startup)

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    Jack has been pulled into a lot of Shitty's schemes, but none as complex as this one.

    After Jack receives his latest college rejection letter, Shitty takes it upon himself to devise a novel way to fool everyone into thinking they are college-bound: open their own university. However, they do their jobs too well, and soon many other rejects try to gain admittance to the nonexistent Samwell University.

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    It all started with a text.

    Beyoncé's doing a special concert at Madison Square Garden. You have to take your boy. SK

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    Eric gets kicked out for being gay and moves in with Shitty an Lardo. Actor Jack Zimmermann breaks his leg and is desperate to keep busy, so the sad new neighbor teaches him to bake.

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    Shitty and Lardo and a lazy afternoon.

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    i don't know what the fuck true love even is but i do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life. - a softer world

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    Shitty wasn’t exactly sure how he got signed up for and accepted to leading a freshman orientation group at the start of his sophomore year, but apparently Johnson had felt the need to, in his words, “start the flow of the narrative.” So this is how he found himself leading a group of freshman in a round of ice breakers, feeling like an ass.

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    Jack is just happy.

     
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    For Bitty's Valentines 2018

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    Eric Bittle (Soon to be captain of the Samwell Men's Hockey team, almost Senior) meets Jack Zimmermann (Actual Captain of the Falconers, Stanley Cup winner, Hockey God) in a crowded bar on a Sunday night.

    The attraction is instantaneous.

    But it's crazy, right? There's no such thing as love at first sight.

    So Bitty and Jack agree to date for three months and see if, after they get to know each other for real, they still feel the same (though Bitty's pretty sure Jack is already planning the wedding...).

    Like, this might actually all work out, eh?

    *disclaimer - I've updated this summary, just to reflect that it's a bit longer and more detailed than originally planned. Sorry for any and all confusion y'all. Peace.

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    Jack is one of the first out players in the NHL. He knew there would be push back, but nothing prepared him for how the league would react.

    Eric Bittle is one of the biggest names in the world right now and when he moves to Providence to get away from the fast paced clutches of LA, he makes a wine and rage fueled business decision that will change everything.

    In other words: Eric Bittle is filthy rich and buys the Providence Falconers

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    Bitty and Lardo own a coffee shop, Shitty is a perpetual student who hangs around, and Jack plays for the NHL.

    When Jack realizes that their coffee shop is just about the only place in the world where he'll be treated normally, he becomes a regular.

    That definitely has absolutely nothing to do with the cute barista/owner/baker who always offers him pie. Nothing at all.

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    Kent Victor Parson never doubted the fact that he was a completely extra, hot fucking mess, and that one day, in the very distant future, he's gonna have to grow up. He also never doubted the fact that he'd one day be in the NHL, doing what he loved. But that he'd have to do it all alone, far away from everyone he's ever known and loved- that was something he hadn't counted on. But with some help from his ridiculous teammates, his asshole of a cat, unwavering family and a host of wacky friends along the way, he begins to learn that being alone doesn't always have to mean being lonely, and that happiness can be just around the corner if you only remember to look for it.

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    Derek Nurse is producing his own original musical with an amazing cast and crew. Then, he gets a text from Ford saying that William Poindexter is going to build his set. Poindexter is the most sought-after set builder in the business, so Derek is ecstatic. Will those two leave the romance to the actors or create a romance of their own offstage?

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    “Your father has sent me a message, you know,” King Bittle mused, pacing in front of Jack, who was held down by two guards even though he wasn't struggling. “He knows the ancient laws of all our lands, and he knows that your surrender means he has lost the war. He asks only that I send you back to him. I told him that he knows that your surrender means you belong to me now, body, mind, and soul. I own you now, and I am not going to send you back to your kingdom.” The king stopped in front of Jack and crouched down, grabbing his chin roughly and making him look into his eyes.

    “My son Eric is going to come of age soon. It will be a grand ceremony, and you would be the perfect present for him."

    PLEASE READ THE TAGS. THIS IS GOING TO DEAL WITH SOME DARK THEMES.

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    Following his whirlwind of a summer, Eric Bittle is doing his best to find hope and encouragement after his move across the country. He's now the co-owner of his very own bakery and living on his own again while living his dream. There's still something that keeps nagging at his head, though. Nagging at his heart. He knows that playing for the Falconers is what's best for Jack in the long run, but at what cost to Eric? He tries to move on, but things never really go the way he wants or expects them to. Maybe someday, that will work in his favor...

    Sequel to White Houses

    Series
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    Bitty’s first thought was that he was being pranked, that Jack recruited someone to slam him into the sideboards every Tuesday, just to keep him in check. But the person who’d crashed into him wasn’t on the hockey team, and looked equally stunned to be suddenly facedown on the ice. Bitty dragged himself back to standing, already feeling the bruises he would surely see tomorrow morning, and offered a hand to his assailant.

    “Gracious, what a way to meet a guy.” Bitty said. “I'm Eric Bittle, but everyone just calls me Bitty.”

    “LaTour, Scot,” the boy said, offering a hand of his own. “One T.”

    *

    Or, the story in which Bitty makes a new friend, Jack makes some new headlines, and everyone makes breakfast.

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    Dex gets signed by the Ace's, he might celebrate a little too hard. He *might* accidentally marry his d-man.

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    Jack Zimmermann is a Canadian paratrooper who wants to prove himself (and his country) in a world war. Eric Bittle is an American medic with a bit of an attitude. This is what happens when their worlds collide.

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    “Jack, you come just in time. This my new friend– uh, I don’t remember name–”
     
    “Bitty. Well, actually, it’s Eric Bittle,” Bitty stammered.

    “–B! He is so nice, Jack, but he is so sad. He not have a place to stay for tonight. But I say it is okay! You have fold out couch for him.”

    -

    Bitty's on his way to a wedding when a snow storm leaves him stranded in Falconer. Luckily for him, the town's occupants are all too happy to meddle help him out.

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    “Hey y'all, it's peachbits here, and today I'm gonna be starting a playthrough of one of my favorite games growing up, ‘Super Mario Sunshine’ and I'm so excited to be sharing this with y'all-”

    AU where Bitty starts a videogame channel instead of baking (he still bakes), Jack doesn't persue hockey after his overdose, but he still plays games for a living, Lardo designs games and also snipes like a boss, Ransom and Holster are an unstoppable duo, and Shitty...really needs to stop streaming while hes high. Or not. It makes for funny content.

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