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    Bertram's goal at the beginning of the night was to watch his wife win the third annual Show-Stopping Cabaret and Vaudeville Competition. That was before the appearance of a private detective, an apparently dead body, a pair of very strange strangers, and a discontinuity which sounded like VWORP.

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    Wendy Watson thought today was gonna be a "typical" Middleman day until she walked into a genuine Mexican standoff in the fake reception area for Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency A.K.A. Middleman HQ. Wendy didn't need to think about it, she fought her way through the group of people in front of her to be by the side of her boss, partner, and friend; The Middleman. "What the [BLEEP] is going on here? It is too [BLEEP] early for someone or a group of people wanting to kill us today!!!" Wendy looked up at her boss because he was standing on the reception desk and was completely shocked and disgusted when he said, "That man there. They're leader tried to rape me on a former case." Wendy slowly turned her gun's settings to the highest and said, "Oh, you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] rapist. We're gonna [BLEEP] kill you with EXTREME INTENT!!!" Just then the door behind them opened and a voice said, "WAIT!!! Hold your horses, you morons!"

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    Wendy didn't get her magic ride home. He didn't get his partner back. In another world, another Middleman gained a Dubbie.

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    Collection of 150 word-long Middleman ficlets done for a prompt challenge on LiveJournal. Mostly features Wendy and the Middleman.

    Canon-compliant. Spoilers for unaired episodes and comics (if any) will be marked.

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    The girl who’d shown up on Lacey’s doorstep in a vest and a button-down shirt was different from the Wendy Watson she’d once shared a home (and a bed) with.

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    Wendy and Lacey look ahead to their lives after art school.

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    Art school was simple; real life is scary.

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    “Don’t be silly, Dubby. The Interrodroid can’t possibly malfunction in such a sophisticated way. It doesn’t get any more complicated than homicidal, really.”

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    When Wendy and Tyler are kidnapped by tiny astronauts, Lacey Thornfield knows there's one man who can help her bring them back. The only problem is that he's vanished into thin air. But that's a trivial matter for a resourceful confrontational spoken-word performance artist. The real struggle is convincing him to come back to the world he gave up.

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    I think I can figure it out. Music: Motion City Soundtrack.

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    Daria says a heartfelt goodbye to her family, and a grudging hello to her new classmates. She faces public embarrassment, awkward ice-breakers, scrutiny from her peers, and attacks on her senses (both physical and mental) before the day is through.

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    It’s just another day in the life of Wendy Watson, artist and Middleman-in-training. Another Art Crawl has come and gone. The latest batch of weirdness hits close to home. Pip is being Pip, and Lacey may or may not be being Lacey.

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    Once again, Wendy has to deal with Lacey's knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    The Mirror universe isn't done with Wendy yet.

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    "Hey, what do I get my boss for Christmas-Epiphany-general-festival-of-expressing-love-through-capitalism-whatever?"

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    Lacey isn't allowed to watch Casablanca, because bad things happen when she watches Casablanca. Except this one time that something good happened.

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    "Great galloping goldfish, Dubbie!" the Middleman said, sounding more horrified than a Victorian lady finding her niece in a compromising position with a few of the more virile stableboys. "Has the Chromatic Conundrum returned?"

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    Some men, you have to hit with a brick. A big brick.

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    When Lacey wins a grant to bring confrontational spoken-word performance art to small towns around America, the mere mention of Univille sets off Ida's alarms. Wendy Watson is ready to discover the secrets of Univille and maybe even finally get to attend one of Lacey's performances.

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    At dusk, a new day begins. (Especially if wacky time hijinks are involved.)

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