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    Kyle is forced to get his hair worked on for an upcoming wedding and Eric Cartman is the best hair stylist in Colorado. Artery-furring flirting commences.

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    English
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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    74
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    I remember...
    "We do not accept ugly people now, do we children?"
    I remember...
    "KEEP YOUR MASK ON CRAIG!"
    I remember...dead bodies.

    "Remember South Park is a place for pretty people! This has been a PSA!"

     

     

    This is a story inspired by: "Being Pretty" / Dystopian Animated Short Film (2017)
    By: Dead Sound on YouTube
    https://youtu.be/44Vh_w_Qb1A

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    English
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    2,265
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    589
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    Craig Tucker has always found Tweek Tweak fascinating, though they've never been close. When other freshmen at their school egg them into fighting one another, both boys enjoy it a little too much. A dance between denial and desire brings the two closer together as they endure the difficulties of living in South Park.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,240
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1836
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    Cartman has an embarrassing emergency and as usual expects Kyle to 'lend him a hand'.

    Well it's not like it's the first time he's been down there...

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    English
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    2,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    133
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    The world has always been against Kenny, but this shit is getting ridiculous. First his ill sister disappears without a trace, then he's sucked through a portal with Stan and four nihilists, and now has to find his sister, survive the only thing that could kill him permanently, and possibly save the world.

    At the same time, Kyle and Stan can't get along for shit and Cartman appears to to have a thing for Kyle.

    Just another normal week then.

     

    Contains Crude Humour, Vile Language, and likely a lot of other shit that might offend some people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,374
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1384
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    Cartman & Kyle end up the only South Park kids at the same university, far away from home, and it unsurprisingly enough brings them closer together.

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    English
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    2,375
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    155
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    Cartman is convinced that he is in love with Kyle, but he has to compete with the new girl at school, who also has a crush on him. And Stan has a crush on the new girl, but Wendy still has feelings for her ex. So Cartman is jealous of the new girl, Stan is jealous of Kyle, the new girl and Wendy are jealous of each other, Kyle is blissfully ignorant to all of it, and Kenny somehow has to be the peace keeper between all of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,416
    Chapters:
    17/26
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1991
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    The boys from South Park have gone trough a lot together, but now, as they start their teen years, a lot of things change. Multi volume, multi chaptered novel focused on the lives of the four main boys from South Park as they discover new things about themselves. Mostly focused on Kyman. Angst, comfort, hard themes and lots, lots of fluff. Rated M but with some MA content later

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    English
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    62,738
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    641
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    Life is hard when you aren't true to yourself.

     

    I don't want you to get it on
    With nobody else but me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,913
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    323
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    I just wanted to write some cute fluff and explore the idea of a ship with chemistry that most people don't really see. I decided to have Butters comfort a forlorn Stan and maybe see where I can go from there.

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    English
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    21,943
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1473
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    Kyle finds an odd sketchbook and assumes its one of the Asian girls until he looks inside and doesn't see ANY Tweek x Craig fanart. What he does see makes his blood boil.

    Language:
    English
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    6,909
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1970
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    Eric Cartman has a boyfriend which would be great if he knew who he was. A hot, tall underground wrestler with a weird fake accent and a penchant for cross-dressing should be easy to pinpoint in South Park, but Princess Ballerina is taking his secret identity seriously.

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    English
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    13,147
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    27
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1270
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    Butters has been dropped off at the psychiatric center, for seemingly no reason, by his parents. He doesn't think there's anything wrong with him but...why is he there then? There's also this crazy guy named Kenny that comes to visit every other day, so that's great isn't it?

    Language:
    English
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    15,013
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    279
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    The kids of South Park are starting to disappear one by one and no one has any idea who could be behind it. Tensions are running high as no one knows who they can and can't trust. Stan, along with Craig, is determined to find his missing friends before any harm comes to them. But it won't be easy as everyone has secrets they aren't willing to share, and may be willing to die to keep hidden. With romantic strains on the side, can Stan and Craig find everyone before its too late?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,994
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2154
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    They finished the Camp For Assholes, what comes next?

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    English
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    4,384
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
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    368
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    Después de una ausencia de 2 años, Kyle regresa a South Park de Nueva Jersey para visitar a sus amigos. ¿Pero que tanto es lo que ha cambiado el pelirrojo? ¿Y por qué demonios Cartman no puede dejar de verlo? Es porque se ve ridículo, claro.

    Language:
    Español
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    3,782
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    78
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    Kyle Broflovski is 28 and bored of village life in the Bedfordshire countryside, with only his father and his books to keep him company. Eric Cartman is an orphaned lord of the manor with a dark secret. Kyle jumps at the chance to stay at a beautiful manor house but finds more than just adventure at Tenorman Hall. 'Beauty and the Beast' inspired AU.

    Language:
    English
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    52,409
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1815
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    Kyle Broflovski has the perfect plan set in place for his life. Graduate high school, go to a good college, get a good job, maybe fall in love, and live a good, peaceful life far away from South Park.

    Unluckily for Kyle, life likes to laugh at well thought out plans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,537
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1108
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    After a dare makes Stan start to have conflicting feelings for his best friend, things in South Park start to go wrong. People are betraying their friends, and life doesn't make sense anymore. So, in order to get things to return to normal, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman decide to go find and fix the status quo. But with a long, hard journey ahead of them, not everyone wants things to return to normal. Will things ever be the same in South Park? And what secrets are the kids hiding to themselves?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,294
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    353
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    Kyle thought he hit rock bottom when his mother died. He spiraled even deeper, getting himself into a situations he didn't deserve to be in and becomes addicted to drugs in order to cope. It takes Cartman to bring him to the surface, but not in the way Kyle expected he would.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,809
    Chapters:
    45/45
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    484

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