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    If someone took the time to tell Arnold about his father's death, would he show up at the funeral?

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    The Dwarfers face their toughest adventure yet when foreboding prophecies, intergalactic war, and dimensional anomalies threaten to tear them apart. However, they never suspected their most feared enemy could be lurking in their very midst.

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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This story is a work in progress. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

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    Lister’s second trip into The Rimmer Experience is even more harrowing than the first. Actually a smeg of a lot more harrowing than the first

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    It’s snowing on Starbug when an early 21st century study group and an embittered android soap actor materialise. Can Inspector Spacetime and Constable Reggie find a way for everything to go back to normal before the tape runs out?

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    Cassandra always knew how she'd die...so she had plenty of time to plan the perfect revenge on the man who killed her.

    Inspired by the Series VIII episode "Cassandra," this very strange and somewhat dark AU story explores what might have happened if Lister hadn't found Kochanski quite so fast...

    COMPLETE STORY! Your comments and opinions are always appreciated! :D

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    Lister is visited by a cult of keytar playing Black Supremicists, Cat helps Kryten find out how to remove a warm bottle of Salad Cream from an androids rectal socket and Kochanski reflects on the metaphysics of George Berkeley

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    Lister has an episode during the episode Epideme when he becomes a starbug voyeur, spying on his crewmates as they await his awakening...

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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    "Seems a bit homophobic, doesn’t it? Low you being gay. Not just that, but you were all got up, too, fishnets and leather and spiked collars and feathers everywhere. Couldn’t even be a tasteful stereotype."

    Lister has a few questions about Rimmer's evil self created by the triplicator which Rimmer very much does not want to examine. Very, very much.

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    When Dave Lister arrives the lives of Arnold Rimmer and Kristine Kochanski are turned upside down. Arnold hates him on sight - does Kristine feel the same?

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    When Kristine Kochanski first saw Arnold Rimmer she was told to stay away from him. Thankfully she didn't as she would have missed out on the best friend she could ever have.

    Part 1 of the Kochanski Chronicles: a look at the life of Kristine Kochanski before and after she arrived on board of our universes' Red Dwarf.

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    The first time it happens is with the lights off and the door securely locked. It's a collision of bodies more than anything else - the release of years of pent-up need and carnal desire. The relief of finally being able to touch, and be touched is overwhelming. Then Rimmer leaves to prance around the galaxy and its multitude of dimensions as Ace, and Lister is left alone again to realise just how much he's lost.

    And Lister's past humiliation now, past a disbelieving sort of doubt. He's right onto the part of being well and truly smegged, because Rimmer's gone and he isn't coming back and Lister's in love with him.

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    Rimmer froze: What was Lister implying? Was he saying that he thought he was some sort of weirdo who gave free dancing lessons just to get some form of human contact? Because if he did then ... he was absolutely right.

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    Just when Lister starts to make sense of his feelings for Rimmer he wakes up to find a hologram of Kristine Kochanski in his room and Rimmer gone. Will he ever get a chance to tell him the truth?

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    Christmas drabble - Lister has an oddly familiar dream

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    ...only inedible and nearly damn impossible to kill.

    (Set between Series VII and BTE, where Kochanski doesn't leave.)

    During a malfunction in Holly's left ear, the crew take Starbug onto the nearest S3 planet, where they find the remains if the all-too-familiar vessel, the holoship "The Enlightenment" with only three of its crew members as survivors.

    Or, rather, two crew members and an android fugitive.

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    Rimmer bit his nail. How could this have happened to him? He? He had to woo the man he loved more than anything in the universe for someone else? For a man he'd resented from the moment he met him?

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    But if he did ... maybe Lister would be happy.
    What did he have to lose ... except the love of his life.

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    After the events in "Hope" Lister realises he is in love with Rimmer. He now faces a battle against the alternative version of himself Rimmer lived with in his dream reality. (Follow up to Hope, but can be read as a stand-alone.)

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    Sometime during series VII when the cameras weren’t on, the crew discover a moon crashed pod with a woman in stasis on board. Nothing much happens, then it looks like something's going to happen, then it all goes back to normal again...

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