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    ...only inedible and nearly damn impossible to kill.

    (Set between Series VII and BTE, where Kochanski doesn't leave.)

    During a malfunction in Holly's left ear, the crew take Starbug onto the nearest S3 planet, where they find the remains if the all-too-familiar vessel, the holoship "The Enlightenment" with only three of its crew members as survivors.

    Or, rather, two crew members and an android fugitive.

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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This story is a work in progress. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

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    14/?
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    Rimmer bit his nail. How could this have happened to him? He? He had to woo the man he loved more than anything in the universe for someone else? For a man he'd resented from the moment he met him?

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    But if he did ... maybe Lister would be happy.
    What did he have to lose ... except the love of his life.

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    After the events in "Hope" Lister realises he is in love with Rimmer. He now faces a battle against the alternative version of himself Rimmer lived with in his dream reality. (Follow up to Hope, but can be read as a stand-alone.)

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    Sometime during series VII when the cameras weren’t on, the crew discover a moon crashed pod with a woman in stasis on board. Nothing much happens, then it looks like something's going to happen, then it all goes back to normal again...

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    When Rimmer gets attacked by someone after a solo Z Shift he tries to hide his injuries from Lister and the crew afraid of being mocked. When Lister does find out he is furious and decides to track down the culprit with his posse to avenge Rimmer.

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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    10/?
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    It seems someone else was in statis aboard the Red Dwarf…

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    You're back in my bed, and it's still a mess.

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    Somehow, some way, some of the most powerful men, women, boys and girls of Westeros have found themselves stuck on a mining ship three million years into deep space. Some, like Sansa and Margaery, are right at home with the boys of the Dwarf, doing all they can to remedy the mess the crew have made during their years apart from women. Others, however, might have just a little bit of angst on their minds...

    Set during Red Dwarf Series VII era, before Rimmer leaves to become Ace, featuring sex-repulsed!Rimmer and demisexual!Lister, and ASOIAF era at the end of A Storm of Swords, featuring quoiromantic!autistic!Sansa.

    ASOIAF extra AU: The Red Wedding never happens (but the Purple Wedding still does).

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    Bite-sized lost moments from felineranger’s Fifty Shades of Smeg. Written for the Red Dwarf Fic Remix Fest.

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    AU. Arnold Rimmer is fed up with his life. When he learns that it will be cut short, he decides to take a drastic step towards happiness.
    Premise very loosely based on The Blue Castle by L.M. Montgomery.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    Prompt: Rimmer/Kochanski, things I said to try to cheer you up. In which there is not as much shipping as intended, but some hand-holding and schmoop.

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    Originally posted on ffn as A Groovy Kind of Life, but that title was a bit rubbish. a kind of character study mixed with crack fic for Kristine Kochanski. Written for a friend in less than a hour to see if I could do it. Please read and review. It's just a normal day on Red Dwarf for Kochanski and she's thinking about life. set post series eight but before Back to Earth. With all the boys making at least cameo roles.
    Really short, but somewhat funny, and yes she is supposed to go at the end, its my indulgence of strange headcanons.

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    Arnold still can't get Dave out of his head, but Dave's found a distraction in the form of Kris Kochanski. However, Arnold's own love life isn't bereft of alternative options.

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    Rimmer goes on a voyage of self-discovery that takes him places he never imagined.

    AU from Series VII in that Rimmer never went off to become Ace and, when the Nanobots rebuilt Red Dwarf, they didn't bring any of the crew back.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    34
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    10
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    Nirvanah doesn't think Lister and Kochanski are getting enough sex. She resolves to do something about it.

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    10
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    14
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    Arnold Rimmer retires from being Ace and builds a life for himself on the newly restored Red Dwarf, helping others along the way.

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    English
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    11,989
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    168

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