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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    When destiny came knocking wanting a hero, the door was closed and another opened. Arnold Rimmer wasn't destined to be a Space Adventuring Hero, he was destined to go down a different path and be a different type of hero. AU of series seven and eight.

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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This story is a work in progress. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

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    Will Lister and Rimmer get their shit together to face the sexual chemistry between them? And with the arrival of Nirvanah Crane, does it even matter anymore?

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    SO SMEGGING HYPED YOU GUYS/GIRLS/NON-BINARY IT IS MERE HOURS AWAY NOW AAAARGH

    ~based on a discussion had a while ago about whether or not it was necessary or politically correct to emphasise Lister’s accent through phonetic spelling (TL;DR - very good points made on classism, racism, etc), combined with a pun from the Goodness Gracious Me live show~

    Rimmer goes to see Kochanski to complain about the wedding vows Lister has written for him.

    Barely beta'd, slammed out whilst watching cartoons because why not.

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    Rimmer leaves Red Dwarf and finds himself on an artificial world called Genesis - his only companion is the planet's caretaker, Exuberant Witness.

    Dedicated to Paul C. Giachetti. He was my long term beta for Holoman. Without him, I don’t think it would’ve been as great as it is and these side stories, even Fragments, wouldn’t exist.

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    The challenge: "Give me a character/pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universes for it."

    The universes: Wild West, Cyberpunk, Shapeshifters, Fantasy/Fairy Tale, ...In SPACE!!, Apocalypse, Schoolfic, Emergency Services, Mirror Universe, Steampunk

    The characters: Lister and Kochanski

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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    For Series VIII, Cassandra's actually a pretty good episode, isn't it? You know, apart from that one plot thread that's not only kind of rapey towards the show's only female character, but also pretttty inconsistent with previous characterisation, when it comes to certain people's attitudes towards sex...

    Here comes fix-it-fic to save the day. }:-)

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    Every new Ace Rimmer in the chain leaves something or someone behind when he takes up the mantle, and there are protocols to ensure that each can do the job, but what happens when one of them decides he's made a terrible mistake? To get back to his home, the newest Ace will have to fight through several universes with an unlikely ally against an unlikely foe. Is his reasons for going home enough to keep him fighting or will he die trying? And will he be able to help fix the mistakes others have made along the way? Find out in our first adventure!

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    Tribute to Brokeback Mountain, not sure of how closely I'll be following the plot, but spoilers for the book/movie obviously.

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    In the early days after meeting the Cat, Lister kept trying to see how much like the cats on Earth his new pet was. One day, however, he gets a nice surprise, even if it doesn't happen the way he expected.

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    Arnold Rimmer retires from being Ace and builds a life for himself on the newly restored Red Dwarf, helping others along the way.

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    Holly never intended for Rimmer to find out that he didn't die on the Red Dwarf, yet these secrets have a way of coming out.

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    If someone took the time to tell Arnold about his father's death, would he show up at the funeral?

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    Lister and Rimmer's relationship told over time, space, reality and eight series.

    A drabble per episode - lost moments, missing scenes, inner thoughts etc. Spoilers for pretty much every episode series 1 to 8!

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    The Dwarfers face their toughest adventure yet when foreboding prophecies, intergalactic war, and dimensional anomalies threaten to tear them apart. However, they never suspected their most feared enemy could be lurking in their very midst.

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    Leaving in the dead of night, Kristine Kochanski pours out her heart in a letter. She tells the secrets she has kept hidden from her alternate crew all this time.

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    Kris convinces the boys to perform a play to help her feel more at home after becoming trapped in their dimension.

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    Я решила переписать первую часть Считалочки.

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