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    Lister has an episode during the episode Epideme when he becomes a starbug voyeur, spying on his crewmates as they await his awakening...

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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    "Seems a bit homophobic, doesn’t it? Low you being gay. Not just that, but you were all got up, too, fishnets and leather and spiked collars and feathers everywhere. Couldn’t even be a tasteful stereotype."

    Lister has a few questions about Rimmer's evil self created by the triplicator which Rimmer very much does not want to examine. Very, very much.

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    When Dave Lister arrives the lives of Arnold Rimmer and Kristine Kochanski are turned upside down. Arnold hates him on sight - does Kristine feel the same?

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    When Kristine Kochanski first saw Arnold Rimmer she was told to stay away from him. Thankfully she didn't as she would have missed out on the best friend she could ever have.

    Part 1 of the Kochanski Chronicles: a look at the life of Kristine Kochanski before and after she arrived on board of our universes' Red Dwarf.

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    The first time it happens is with the lights off and the door securely locked. It's a collision of bodies more than anything else - the release of years of pent-up need and carnal desire. The relief of finally being able to touch, and be touched is overwhelming. Then Rimmer leaves to prance around the galaxy and its multitude of dimensions as Ace, and Lister is left alone again to realise just how much he's lost.

    And Lister's past humiliation now, past a disbelieving sort of doubt. He's right onto the part of being well and truly smegged, because Rimmer's gone and he isn't coming back and Lister's in love with him.

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    Rimmer froze: What was Lister implying? Was he saying that he thought he was some sort of weirdo who gave free dancing lessons just to get some form of human contact? Because if he did then ... he was absolutely right.

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    Just when Lister starts to make sense of his feelings for Rimmer he wakes up to find a hologram of Kristine Kochanski in his room and Rimmer gone. Will he ever get a chance to tell him the truth?

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    Christmas drabble - Lister has an oddly familiar dream

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    ...only inedible and nearly damn impossible to kill.

    (Set between Series VII and BTE, where Kochanski doesn't leave.)

    During a malfunction in Holly's left ear, the crew take Starbug onto the nearest S3 planet, where they find the remains if the all-too-familiar vessel, the holoship "The Enlightenment" with only three of its crew members as survivors.

    Or, rather, two crew members and an android fugitive.

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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This story is a work in progress. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

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    Rimmer bit his nail. How could this have happened to him? He? He had to woo the man he loved more than anything in the universe for someone else? For a man he'd resented from the moment he met him?

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    But if he did ... maybe Lister would be happy.
    What did he have to lose ... except the love of his life.

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    After the events in "Hope" Lister realises he is in love with Rimmer. He now faces a battle against the alternative version of himself Rimmer lived with in his dream reality. (Follow up to Hope, but can be read as a stand-alone.)

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    Sometime during series VII when the cameras weren’t on, the crew discover a moon crashed pod with a woman in stasis on board. Nothing much happens, then it looks like something's going to happen, then it all goes back to normal again...

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    When Rimmer gets attacked by someone after a solo Z Shift he tries to hide his injuries from Lister and the crew afraid of being mocked. When Lister does find out he is furious and decides to track down the culprit with his posse to avenge Rimmer.

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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    It seems someone else was in statis aboard the Red Dwarf…

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    You're back in my bed, and it's still a mess.

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    Somehow, some way, some of the most powerful men, women, boys and girls of Westeros have found themselves stuck on a mining ship three million years into deep space. Some, like Sansa and Margaery, are right at home with the boys of the Dwarf, doing all they can to remedy the mess the crew have made during their years apart from women. Others, however, might have just a little bit of angst on their minds...

    Set during Red Dwarf Series VII era, before Rimmer leaves to become Ace, featuring sex-repulsed!Rimmer and demisexual!Lister, and ASOIAF era at the end of A Storm of Swords, featuring quoiromantic!autistic!Sansa.

    ASOIAF extra AU: The Red Wedding never happens (but the Purple Wedding still does).

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    Bite-sized lost moments from felineranger’s Fifty Shades of Smeg. Written for the Red Dwarf Fic Remix Fest.

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