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    “Then where do I sleep?”

    “In the bed.”

    “Then where do you sleep?”

    “In the bed to.”

    “W-What?”

    All his troubles started that night at the motel. He wished his power could get him out of this mess.

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    Kagome finds that she wasn't supposed to go on the journey for the Shikon, but that there's another jewel that's supposed to be in her possession, but this time, she'll have to grow up all over again. The Kyuubi knows something, but won't spill the beans, and Sesshoumaru is partially in on it. Minato's alive? Madara was framed? To make matters complicated, Kagome can't get a certain Uchiha out of her mind, and what's worse, she grew up as his sister, but her feelings are clearly more than familial. ItaKag SasuNaru

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    13/?
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    Немного об истинных шиноби и их непростой работе.

    Было написано для Sumiregava на вызов «Баки, Хаяте; крыша, не смерть персонажа, юмор, флафф, шторка Баки; ключевая фраза "Сабаку Кью!"»

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    Коллекция избранных драбблов и минификов за 2007 – 2008 гг.
    (Персонажи и жанры указаны отдельно в начале каждого текста)

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    They're finally headed home from the Feudal Lord's place, but Inoichi's been avoiding Shikaku. She knows he's wrong about the assumptions, but she can't find it in herself to face him. Kotetsu and Izumo question her, and she decides that, no matter what happens, her feelings won't change. Whether they won't change for him, or change his feelings for her, it doesn't matter, because she loves him, regardless.

    (Or: Inoichi's a dumbass and so's Shikaku)

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    The Feudal Lord is hosting a party for his daughter. He invites every eligible shinobi her age, as well as their parents. Since his fully single sister is in attendance, most of the adults are ensuring they know they're either married, gay or both, or about to be both, leaving Gai, Shikaku and Inoichi on their own.

    Shikaku decides it's time to take the genjutsu off.

    (Or: Shikaku's a woman and nobody outside the parents knew it)

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    Part 6 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    As punishment for drawing penises on the Hokage's face, Kotetsu and Izumo are forced to stand in on a serious discussion about the Land of Wood.

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    1/1
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    2
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    I'm apparently on a roll today.

    Part 5 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    Tsunade is passed out. "We have to fuck with her." So Kotetsu gets the permanent marker, and the two friends begin playing with fire.

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    Part 4 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    Kotetsu bets he can use Izumo's 24-pack of condoms before they expire in two weeks. Izumo knows he's got this. There's no way he can lose that bet. Right?

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    Part 3 of an inappropriately hilarious collection of the most epic bromance of the Naruto series.

    Customer service sucks ass. When a well-known rabble rouser comes in to lodge a complaint against him and his buddy, Izumo gets a little creative with the complaint form.

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    1/1
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    4
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    THIS is the 3rd story in my ‘Beastverse’, originating from Beauty and the Brat. It will probably be the last long story in this universe unless I find another big story to tell.

     

    Anyway, this story is from Barnaby’s POV. A lot of this story is going to be about Barnaby finding his place in a family and really settling into life with Kotetsu as an established couple living together, so it will be emotional, but there is a BEEG BAD PROBLEM THAT REQUIRES HEROING don’t worry. Barnaby’s gotta get used to Kaede, so she;s a big player in this, and hey Kotetsu has a very annoying friend named Ryan…

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    3/?
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    Over the years, Tomoe conducts a little experiment with her husband, which leads to more.

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    Poem from Bunny's POV during the dramatic scene that broke our hearts.

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    Kiyone was content to love her Captain from afar. That is until a couple of crazy matchmaking hellcats decide to intervene.

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    Barnaby, tired of the endless hints Kotetsu keeps dropping, finally offers the old man a back rub. It doesn't really go the way Barnaby planned.

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    2/2
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    26
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    1
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    When a whole day is lost, buried deep in their memories, Kotetsu and Barnaby are forced even closer in their already-shaky partnership to try and remember what took place the night they celebrated Robin Baxter's capture. Will their unfortunate predicament make them better partners...?

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    2/?
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    Kakashi isn't very good at parties, which is a well known fact. And less well known, Iruka isn't good at drinking, so when Genma and Raidou throw a party, the two seem to be thrown together. The thing is, love never ran an easy route: it takes the form of a drunk Genma who reveals the groups conspiracies against Kakashi, a Kurenai who shouldn't be allowed to matchmake, and an Asuma who is desperate to win his 10 dollar bet.

    “You know,” Kurenai said, “You should go over, Iruka’s at that nice halfway point where you're just sloshed enough to say yes, but not so much that it isn't true consent.”

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    ... и даже при всей своей влюбленности в Мизуки Ирука вздрогнул, услышав эти тягучие медовые интонации.
    Он взглянул в лицо подошедшему. Дыхание перехватило: он никогда еще не видел такого красивого мужчину!

    Ирука не знает, как намекнуть Мизуки о своем интересе к нему, но поцелуй незнакомого джонина придает ему уверенности.

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    Пародия на пьесу "Ромео и Джульетта".
    Только все закончится хорошо, никто не умрет, все танцуют и поют.

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