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    Carly shook her glass. “You still haven’t told me what the mission is.”

    Kesha leaned forward. “We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood.”

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    165
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    Ben Folds and Ke$ha start a beautiful friendship. Inspired by the music "phone in a pool", by Ben Folds.

    It's an RPF, so these rules apply.

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    Windows and MacReady have a date. I wonder how it will turn out.

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    385
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    2
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    6
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    74
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    Rogue learns of his magical heritage and is sent off to one of the greatest magic school's ever: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When evil starts striking the school, it's up to him and his new allies to stop the evil from taking over

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    1/1
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    1
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    41
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    After the shootings, how will our heroes react!?

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    468
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    1/1
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    44
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    2742
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    The drive back home is sad, but glories await.

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    2
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    2
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    222
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    This is the story of how Ryan Ross is bad at Jenga and surprisingly good at getting laid on accident.

    WARNINGS FOR: Ryan Ross, paisley, Cobra Jenga, pixie dust, visions of the future, use of the word "sadnesses", sexy sex, and Bill Beckett in fuck-me pumps and a gold dress.

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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    513
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    Andy's sex life is not a Nike slogan. Really, it's not. He just wants to do his job.

    WARNINGS FOR: Ke$ha, talk of lesbian orgies, pixie blood, Spandex Jonas, Maneating of the Hall & Oats variety, cold showers, sexy sex, unsexy sex, and Mickey Avalon.

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    English
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    3,136
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    694
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    A story in which Josh doesn't sparkle in the sun or eat bunnies.

    WARNINGS FOR: Bad puns, Bambi references, Pete Wentz, Twilight, casual crossdressing, The Jonas Brothers, a vegetarian coffee shop called “The Butcher's", said coffee shop's equally ridiculous menu options, Gabilliam, misuse of the word 'virgin', accidental boobs, femurs, magic, vaguely sexy cannibalism (courtesy of Ke$ha), RedBull, and one instance of a drunken ukulele/banjo rendition "I Touch Myself " by The Divinyls as preformed by Butch Walker and Tyler Joseph.

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    English
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    11,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1447
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    Adam and Kesha had been close friends for years, when they both realized at the same time that they wanted something new to both of them--a little more stability in their lives, and even more oddly, children. And since they were both single, they decided to do it together! They kept their marriage open; Adam wasn't any less gay than he had been before, and Kesha had plenty of men she was interested in getting better acquainted with. It wasn't what you'd call "traditional", but they made each other happy. Here's a little slice of life from the Lambert-Sebert household.

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    English
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    3,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    432
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    At a concert where Ke$ha was going to open for Lady Gaga, the two musicians knew that it would be a concert that neither of them would derive dissatisfaction from.

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    English
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    1,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    856
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    Kesha brings some take out home.

    Series
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    1,133
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    1/1
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    11
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    235
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    “My name is Ryland, and it's been four days since I eviscerated someone.”
    “Hi Ryland!”

    Gerard has been running Serial Killers Anonymous for a while now, and it’s a good outlet for them all. Things start to change though, when he finally confronts Mikey about what he’s been doing the nights he gets back from the bar after dawn. Mikey agrees to go to placate his brother/boyfriend, not because he feels remorse. If they really didn’t want to die, they’d be more interesting when they beg for their life.

    Meanwhile, Brendon’s just had an amicable break-up with Jon, a fact he could not convince his best friend Ryan of in a million years. Unfortunately for him, Brendon has to listen to Ryan’s rants about awful boyfriends all day as they work together in Ryan’s fashion boutique. He’s out urban exploring for Ryan’s ~inspiration~ when he stumbles upon SK Anon. It’s easy to fall in love. After all, they’re reformed, right?

    The problem comes when one of the S K Anon members reverts to their old ways, triggering a collective jump off the wagon. However, with every cloud comes silver lining, and giving in doesn’t always make you weak. Sometimes it takes action to make a house a home, and a group a family.

    Series
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    English
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    74,444
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1008
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    Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you are, hands down, the biggest Ke$ha fan in every universe ever, despite having discovered her music a few centuries too late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    440
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    Ke$ha's Tik Tok, rewritten vaguely in the style of Jack Kerouac. You may begin vomiting in disgust at this blatant literary necrophilia at the sound of the ringing bell.

    Language:
    English
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    536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    306
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    After the Apocalypse That Wasn't, a new Antichrist was born and years later when Apocalypse 2.0 gets underway, things start to get weird.

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    4,280
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    11
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    570
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    ...To Tell Me None Of It's True.

    By a chance encounter, two people are brought together, but how can a relationship work when they both have their lives in the limelight?

    A deeper look at how what you see is not always what you get...as people can end up surprising you. It all depends on how you look at it.

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    English
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    3,975
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    429
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    When the Universe was created, the Powers that be, Him, decided that because His domain, was so enormous, He would create multiple planets to be the homes of His children.

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    7,432
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    561
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    Fill for the prompt waxing at Kinkbingo, Artist: Ke$ha, because your in a hotel room for 50 reasons to have sex and #13 lace for lover100. Tommy learns never to do drunken dares with girls who can drink him under the table. And Adam learns that he really likes seeing Tommy have to perform Ke$ha's dare.

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    English
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    3,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1324
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    Just an excuse for me to take my favorite fandoms and squish them together crudely in a Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night"-esque setting. Set in the morning after the party; just a mild exploration of relationship problems that stem from the party. college!verse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    723

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