16 Works in Kesha Sebert

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    Adam and Kesha had been close friends for years, when they both realized at the same time that they wanted something new to both of them--a little more stability in their lives, and even more oddly, children. And since they were both single, they decided to do it together! They kept their marriage open; Adam wasn't any less gay than he had been before, and Kesha had plenty of men she was interested in getting better acquainted with. It wasn't what you'd call "traditional", but they made each other happy. Here's a little slice of life from the Lambert-Sebert household.

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    SIMON COWELL ‘YELLED HOMOPHOBIC SLURS’ BEHIND SCENES
    “He’s poisoning young minds,” says X Factor insider

     

    “They can’t fucking do this,” Louis snarled, punching the arm of his chair. Across from them, Rich shook his graying head.

    “They’ve done it, lads,” he said sadly. “We’re not going to sit by idly, but they’ve done it.”

    “Simon’s not homophobic,” Harry said viciously. Niall’s scowl deepened.

    “No,” Rich said, sitting back. “Trust me, everyone in this industry knows that. We’ll be making many, many public statements, you boys will, and every other artist we manage. I’m going to ask one of you to take point on that,” he nodded as Louis’s hand flicked up, “and one of you to take the responsibility of assuming a boyfriend for a while.”

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    262
    Bookmarks:
    110
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    At a concert where Ke$ha was going to open for Lady Gaga, the two musicians knew that it would be a concert that neither of them would derive dissatisfaction from.

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    Kesha brings some take out home.

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    “My name is Ryland, and it's been four days since I eviscerated someone.”
    “Hi Ryland!”

    Gerard has been running Serial Killers Anonymous for a while now, and it’s a good outlet for them all. Things start to change though, when he finally confronts Mikey about what he’s been doing the nights he gets back from the bar after dawn. Mikey agrees to go to placate his brother/boyfriend, not because he feels remorse. If they really didn’t want to die, they’d be more interesting when they beg for their life.

    Meanwhile, Brendon’s just had an amicable break-up with Jon, a fact he could not convince his best friend Ryan of in a million years. Unfortunately for him, Brendon has to listen to Ryan’s rants about awful boyfriends all day as they work together in Ryan’s fashion boutique. He’s out urban exploring for Ryan’s ~inspiration~ when he stumbles upon SK Anon. It’s easy to fall in love. After all, they’re reformed, right?

    The problem comes when one of the S K Anon members reverts to their old ways, triggering a collective jump off the wagon. However, with every cloud comes silver lining, and giving in doesn’t always make you weak. Sometimes it takes action to make a house a home, and a group a family.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    416
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    Harry and Louis are going through a rough patch so they're taking a break. Harry decides to go on a date someone else to take his mind of Louis. It goes better than he thought.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you are, hands down, the biggest Ke$ha fan in every universe ever, despite having discovered her music a few centuries too late.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    352
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    It started when he wondered what it would be like to kiss Kesha.

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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    494
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    Ke$ha's Tik Tok, rewritten vaguely in the style of Jack Kerouac. You may begin vomiting in disgust at this blatant literary necrophilia at the sound of the ringing bell.

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    1
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    4
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    202
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    After the Apocalypse That Wasn't, a new Antichrist was born and years later when Apocalypse 2.0 gets underway, things start to get weird.

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    3/?
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    ...To Tell Me None Of It's True.

    By a chance encounter, two people are brought together, but how can a relationship work when they both have their lives in the limelight?

    A deeper look at how what you see is not always what you get...as people can end up surprising you. It all depends on how you look at it.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    When the Universe was created, the Powers that be, Him, decided that because His domain, was so enormous, He would create multiple planets to be the homes of His children.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Fill for the prompt waxing at Kinkbingo, Artist: Ke$ha, because your in a hotel room for 50 reasons to have sex and #13 lace for lover100. Tommy learns never to do drunken dares with girls who can drink him under the table. And Adam learns that he really likes seeing Tommy have to perform Ke$ha's dare.

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    English
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    3,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    944
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    Just an excuse for me to take my favorite fandoms and squish them together crudely in a Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night"-esque setting. Set in the morning after the party; just a mild exploration of relationship problems that stem from the party. college!verse.

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    569
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    Fill for this prompt: Erik Lehnsherr is the Ke$ha-esque pop star €rik. Charles Xavier is his number one fan. NOTE: This is on hiatus, but should be finished by 15 September 2012. So sorry for the wait!

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    English
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    17,505
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    330
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    13671
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    Bro/Ke$ha; It was ironically real, and that's what made it hurt the most.

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    English
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    302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    577

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