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    In which Kent lugs around mysterious objects in his training bag. Or y'know, is just your average cat owner.

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    Kent Victor Parson never doubted the fact that he was a completely extra, hot fucking mess, and that one day, in the very distant future, he's gonna have to grow up. He also never doubted the fact that he's one day be in the NHL, doing what he loved. But that he'd have to do it all alone, far away from everyone he's ever known and loved- that was something he hadn't counted on. But with some help from his ridiculous teammates, his asshole of a cat, unwavering family and a host of wacky friends along the way, he begins to learn that being alone doesn't always have to mean being lonely, and that happiness can be just around the corner if you only remember to look for it.

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    Four years after Bitty graduated Samwell, and he's exactly where he thought he would be. Mostly. Well, he's close, and that's what counts. He's dating Jack, and their close friends know! So what if he's not out-out yet... it'll happen. Someday. Jack promised. When Kent Parson - of all people - shows up in Providence with no warning, Bitty isn't happy about it. Especially when Kent points out the lack of follow-through in his current life plan.

    But hey.... plans can change right? Especially when Bitty decides to have a conversation he should have had a long time ago, and the choices he makes next throw his whole universe for a loop.

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    Kent Parson wakes up the day after Cup Day in bed with a stranger. He's expecting to have hooked up with a Jack Zimmermann look-a-like. He is not expecting to see Jack Zimmerman’s boyfriend sound asleep beside him, dressed in what looks like one of his old Aces’ jerseys and nothing else.

    Kent stares. And stares. And stares some more. Completely eloquently, for the third time that morning, he says, “What the fuck.”

    --

    Or, Kent Parson swaps places with an alternate version of himself who happens to be madly in love with one Eric R. Bittle. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    So I didn't show up to your funeral but I showed up to your house, and I didn't move a muscle; I was quiet as a mouse. And I swore I saw you in there, but I was looking at myself.

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    She hates this. She hates knowing that for all the talk of acceptance and anyone being able to play, it doesn’t matter. If she told the team, she can’t imagine what they’d think. And God, management would be a nightmare. She shouldn’t have to pick between hockey and being herself but she does and she’s made her choice.

    Someday, she’s gonna find a way to have her cake and eat it, too.

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    What it says on the tin. I have written altogether too much bullet point fic and kind of wanted to put it up. Each chapter will be a different story and pairing.

    Fifth chapter: Tater and his wife Nikki wine and dine Kent Parson.

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    A lot of effort goes in to reconciling who Kent Parson is with who people expect him to be.

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    A series of collected, sometimes connected, stories set in an AU of OMG Check Please! inspired by the following quote:

    "Wear your heart on your skin in this life." ~ Sylvia Plath
    (from Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams: Short Stories, Prose, and Diary Excerpts)

    It's not that their tattoos are meant to be secret, they just don't necessarily come up in conversation. Maybe everyone just wasn't paying close enough attention, but across years and country lines, each person's tattoos are revealed. Some of the stories are obvious, others less so...

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    Kent Parson and Corey Henderson are getting married. Teammate (and basically brother-in-law) Cameron Shanker decides to live-tweet the historic event that is Kent Parson's bachelor party with a little help from some friends -- and a lot of alcohol.

    *Corey Henderson is based off of the character previously known as "Swoops" -- before we knew his surname was Troy (and before we knew anyone called him "Swoops" haha)

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    Kent holds him closely saying nothing. Jack shudders, unsure why he hoped for anything different.

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    “So you’re just going to leave me completely unsatisfied?”

    The words make the back of Bitty’s neck prickle, his fears from earlier scratching again at the periphery of his brain, but there’s nothing harsh in Jack’s tone. He sounds wholly unaggressive, his voice rather carrying the roundness of longing. Of yearning, even. Bitty turns back to him, and finds that Jack has stood as well, arms hanging listlessly at his sides and a pinched look on his face.

    “Exactly what kind of satisfaction were you looking to get tonight, Mr. Zimmermann?”

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    The rivalry between the men's hockey teams of Samwell and La Croix universities is long standing, thoroughly indoctrinated, and often bloody on and off the ice. With his future professional career at risk, La Croix captain Jack Zimmermann knows he needs to distance himself from the feud. Meeting Samwell's undervalued winger Eric Bittle while crashing a party, definitely isn't in his plans. Quicker than anticipated, though, it becomes clear that there's more than just hockey on the line - for both of them.

    [a Check, Please! Romeo and Juliet AU]

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    By nature, humans are curious and creative beings. We seek out knowledge and forms of expression almost naturally. But where does this drive come from? The general agreement is that the human brain is just wired that way, but there are a few groups that have... theories as to why humans are the way we are. Shapers, these groups call them, are all to blame. Sure, our identity as human beings depends on the Shapers, they gave us the capacity to explore and interpret our surroundings. The real question that many are choosing to turn a blind eye to is "why." Why us? And why don't we get a say in our lives?

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    We hit 50 chapters on Volume I, so here's a new volume of one-shots of various flavors.

    Everything can be found over at stufftippywrote.tumblr.com.

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    Kent doesn’t have the luxury of kindness.

    ...

    (Kent craves being underestimated like it’s her drug of choice.)

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    Pre-slash. Kent and Bitty meet at a Boston munch and hit it off. Bitty is new, Kent's done some of this before.

    Of course, they don't know yet that they have Jack Zimmermann in common.

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    Samwell Women’s Hockey rookie Jordan Kelly is having a hard time adjusting to women’s hockey after playing for her high school boys’ team. She’s too big, too aggressive, too much of a goon-- and worst of all? She’s completely at odds with her captain.

    Basically, it looks like SWH captain Celeste Lefebvre is going to have her hands full with this rookie.

    (new summary, same fic! Updates every weekend)

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    Ring, ring, rin--I’m sorry. The person you are trying to reach is not--Click!

     

    “Goddamit, Zimms!” he hisses at his phone. He presses the number again and waits for it to ring, but this time his call his cut off instantly. After all these years of being out of Jack’s life, he knew he wouldn’t be likely to pick up, even if he still has him saved as a contact and isn’t just looking at an unknown number--though the Vegas area code would probably give him away...Alicia told Kent she’d text Jack, but that doesn’t mean he’ll listen. Hell, when was the last time Jack listened to anything Kent-related? He sure doesn’t know and probably doesn’t want to either.

    pick up your damn phone! they know. CALL ME! - kenny 

    a.k.a the world finds out jack and kent are married and they have to deal with the fallout.

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    Parson gestures with his spoon toward Hawke. “So am I allowed to ask about the service dog or is that not PC?”

    “My medical history is more of a 3rd date conversation," Eli says.

    “Oh? Why’s that?”

    “Because. No one sticks around after that conversation and I like to live in glorious denial for a short period beforehand.”

    It comes out more self deprecating than he intended.

    Parson looks…thoughtful. “Well, does this count as one or two?

    “Pardon?”

    “This. Ice cream. I mean, technically it’s a second location, but still the same night. So is this one date or two?”

    “One,” Eli says firmly. “If it’s happening within the same three-hour period.”

    “You’re the expert,” Parson says, which, he’s really, really, not, but ok.

    “So still two dates to go then?” Parson continues.

    “I—what?”

    “We’ve got a roadie coming up but then we’re home for almost two weeks. When does your semester start?”

    “You want to do this again?” Eli asks.

    Parson stops idly twirling his spoon.

    “You don’t?”

    He does, Eli realizes. He really does. Because apparently he actually likes Kent fucking Parson.

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    The Seattle Schooners score the biggest coup in modern hockey history - on the same day they announce trades with the LA Aces and Providence Falconers. It's the Trade of the Century, nobody knew it was happening, not even Jack and Kent. Jack's newly single, Kent's the king of NDA and dash. Now they've got to reperfect their patented no-look one timer, deal with the years in between, and inconvenient feelings. Shouldn't they be past this already?

    Written by PoliticallyObsessedScholar and read by Annapods.

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