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    Kent Victor Parson never doubted the fact that he was a completely extra, hot fucking mess, and that one day, in the very distant future, he's gonna have to grow up. He also never doubted the fact that he's one day be in the NHL, doing what he loved. But that he'd have to do it all alone, far away from everyone he's ever known and loved- that was something he hadn't counted on. But with some help from his ridiculous teammates, his asshole of a cat, unwavering family and a host of wacky friends along the way, he begins to learn that being alone doesn't always have to mean being lonely, and that happiness can be just around the corner if you only remember to look for it.

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    Kent Parson wakes up the day after Cup Day in bed with a stranger. He's expecting to have hooked up with a Jack Zimmermann look-a-like. He is not expecting to see Jack Zimmerman’s boyfriend sound asleep beside him, dressed in what looks like one of his old Aces’ jerseys and nothing else.

    Kent stares. And stares. And stares some more. Completely eloquently, for the third time that morning, he says, “What the fuck.”

    --

    Or, Kent Parson swaps places with an alternate version of himself who happens to be madly in love with one Eric R. Bittle. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    A lot of effort goes in to reconciling who Kent Parson is with who people expect him to be.

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    Kent holds him closely saying nothing. Jack shudders, unsure why he hoped for anything different.

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    Kent doesn’t have the luxury of kindness.

    ...

    (Kent craves being underestimated like it’s her drug of choice.)

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    Ring, ring, rin--I’m sorry. The person you are trying to reach is not--Click!

     

    “Goddamit, Zimms!” he hisses at his phone. He presses the number again and waits for it to ring, but this time his call his cut off instantly. After all these years of being out of Jack’s life, he knew he wouldn’t be likely to pick up, even if he still has him saved as a contact and isn’t just looking at an unknown number--though the Vegas area code would probably give him away...Alicia told Kent she’d text Jack, but that doesn’t mean he’ll listen. Hell, when was the last time Jack listened to anything Kent-related? He sure doesn’t know and probably doesn’t want to either.

    pick up your damn phone! they know. CALL ME! - kenny 

    a.k.a the world finds out jack and kent are married and they have to deal with the fallout.

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    The Seattle Schooners score the biggest coup in modern hockey history - on the same day they announce trades with the LA Aces and Providence Falconers. It's the Trade of the Century, nobody knew it was happening, not even Jack and Kent. Jack's newly single, Kent's the king of NDA and dash. Now they've got to reperfect their patented no-look one timer, deal with the years in between, and inconvenient feelings. Shouldn't they be past this already?

    Written by PoliticallyObsessedScholar and read by Annapods.

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    Kent gets drunk with a genie, or a wizard, or something, and makes a wish. Suddenly he's in a universe where he and Zimms dropped out of the draft together? And now they're both Falconers? And he never got a cat?

    This is too much.

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    2010
    Kent stays up all night. Jack Zimmermann never gets called.

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    This world is gonna burn; as long as we're going down, baby you should stick around.

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    Jack Zimmermann drops out of the draft. Kent Parson follows. This is what happens after.

    (For Week 3 of the 34 Days Challenge: The Samwell Years)

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    Heavy trigger warnings for Jack’s rehab and overall stressful and upsetting discussions about his and Bob’s lives. I don’t know why I decided to hurt myself like this. It’s a plain old shot of angst.

    If depressing or upsetting stories aren't something you feel you'd deal with well right now then go ahead and skip this one! I'm not being overly-indulgent with the old pain and suffering but it's also stuff that can just have been inferred from the comic.

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    Bitty discovers an anonymous Youtuber whose videos he can't get enough of.

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    Kent muses on a future past Hogwarts.

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    Snippets following Counting the Days.

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    “You still haven’t said where you disappeared to for hours,” Jack says.

    “Why is it any of your business?” Kent asks, abruptly frustrated. Jack had to suspect, or he wouldn’t be this persistent. Kent had thought they were doing plausible deniability, though, the same way Jack looked the other way when Kent made a dirty play.

    In the summer after his first season in Québec, Kent goes out to pick up guys. Jack thinks this is a terrible idea.

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    Jack and Kent have a lot of different moments together.

    Aka A collection of different ideas I get that don't turn into full blown fics. These probably will be fluffy moments and them just being cute or silly.

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    Jack could write a book on Parse and all his petty little games.

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    Every muscle, every tendon, every bone, I take and humiliate.

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    “This could’ve easily been you, Zimms. You could’ve been the one to OD before the draft. You could’ve gone to Samwell. You could’ve taken the long way to get to the NHL.”

    Or, Kent’s and Jack’s roles are reversed and Jack goes straight to the NHL and Kent somehow ends up at Samwell.

    The story begins with a draft.

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    12/?
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