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    "We got tuned into each other's radio stations. Let's say that. I got to walk through life ending others and she got the patterns. But it's not all right. Sometimes we're muddled. I'm never sure if I'm doing the right thing. "

     

    Role-Swap AU. Dirk is the holistic assassin, Bart the detective. Written for the mini DGHDA bang.

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    He asks if Dirk can hear it and Dirk just laughs, the sound reassuringly human.

    Well, not reassuringly. Reassuringly would mean Todd had to be reassured.

    It’s just – it sounds human. Which is good. Because Dirk is human. Definitely.

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    Bart didn’t often think about the past. It all got hazy pretty quick between the constant deaths and whatever those science people had tried to do to her when she was trapped. They were most all dead now, none of her concern.
    The future didn’t worry her either. The universe carried her, like a leaf on the wind, to exactly wherever she needed to be and exactly whoever needed to die.
    Nah. All that mattered was the present, and whatever was nearest.
    A gun.
    A snack.
    A car.
    A machete.
    And then the universe brought her Ken.

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    On a rather boring sunday morning - the detective agency hasn't had a case for a while now - the doorbell rings and a box stands in front of Todd's door.
    The box contains something, that might change his life forever

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    'Ken stared at her, Hercules halfway to the disc drive. “...Bart, have you ever seen… a movie? Any movie?”

    “I saw those ones. On TV, that time I got stabbed and the universe broke.”

    “Those were sitcoms and commercials, they weren’t movies.”

    “Oh,” she shrugged again. “Okay, no, I guess I ain’t never seen a movie.”

    Ken had to take a moment to process that. He took a deep breath, putting the disc in the drive. “Disney first,” he said under his breath, closing the lid. “One thing at a time.”'

    Bart and Ken have a cosy night in with Disney movies- needless to say, things get emotional. Or as emotional as you can ever get with Bart.

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    During the showdown at the Spring mansion, people were a bit too preoccupied to analyze the appearance of their frizzy haired, murderous cavalry and her hacker companion. Still fewer stopped to appreciate her snazzy bow tie and jaunty hat.

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    Стоит оставить этих людей одних на пару дней — и не успеешь оглянуться, как они уже сломали Вселенную! (Во всем виноват диван)
    Эта история - логическое завершение Дела о Половине Кота.

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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

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    A little drabble because I love the murder angel and her loyal companion.

    Bart and Ken enjoy some downtime.

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    "In the days that follow, several different things happen with several different people at severel different points in time.

     

    It's a jigsaw puzzle and it's almost complete.

     

    These are the last pieces."

     

     

    or, alternatively, the beggining of the end.

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    Todd Brotzman is an excellent liar.

    So much so that even his own brain has been swayed by the words that twist from his lips, the universe believing it cruelly ironic enough for him to have contracted the exact disease he had been lying about for six years.

    (Or- An exploration of Todd dealing with his newfound Pararibulitus, potential arson, missing psychics and other more general madness).

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    A general fanmix for the first season of Netflix's show 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency'.

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    Todd hadn’t really believed in the so-called masked vigilantes. He had seen the reports, first person accounts on social media detailing dramatic encounters with them – but these were few and far between, and in all honesty, to Todd, they just sounded like a plotline lifted straight out of a failed superhero movie. When a quick google search and perusal of the news channels gave him nothing on the topic, he had dismissed the tales of the masked vigilantes as a passing Internet phenomenon.

    That was until one showed up outside his apartment.

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    “Not now,” he said, feeling an overwhelming pulse of helplessness. It wasn’t fair. He had friends, people who actually cared for him. For the first time in his life he didn't feel alone. Why did it have to be now?

    **This is pretty much canon until we reach the end of season 1, at which point we've gone AU baby!**

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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    Now does every heartbeat
    Burn white heat in your blood
    I hope it doesn't matter
    I hope we swim up out of this flood

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    "Wait, not now, not yet.

    Bart sneers and bares her teeth at the guard pushing her inside the cell. She doesn't try to headbutt him or slam her shoulder against his throat. She could, but she doesn't. It's not time for that yet.

    Soon."

     

    or, bonus interlude; Bart has faith, and the Universe is lying in wait.

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