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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    “Not now,” he said, feeling an overwhelming pulse of helplessness. It wasn’t fair. He had friends, people who actually cared for him. For the first time in his life he didn't feel alone. Why did it have to be now?

    **This is pretty much canon until we reach the end of season 1, at which point we've gone AU baby!**

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    6/?
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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    5/?
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    10/?
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    Now does every heartbeat
    Burn white heat in your blood
    I hope it doesn't matter
    I hope we swim up out of this flood

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    "Wait, not now, not yet.

    Bart sneers and bares her teeth at the guard pushing her inside the cell. She doesn't try to headbutt him or slam her shoulder against his throat. She could, but she doesn't. It's not time for that yet.

    Soon."

     

    or, bonus interlude; Bart has faith, and the Universe is lying in wait.

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    10
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    2
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    Todd hadn’t really believed in the so-called masked vigilantes. He had seen the reports, first person accounts on social media detailing dramatic encounters with them – but these were few and far between, and in all honesty, to Todd, they just sounded like a plotline lifted straight out of a failed superhero movie. When a quick google search and perusal of the news channels gave him nothing on the topic, he had dismissed the tales of the masked vigilantes as a passing Internet phenomenon.

    That was until one showed up outside his apartment.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    42
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    7
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    Todd Brotzman is given 16 years for murder. Dirk Gently has already been incarcerated.

    Prison AU.

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    1/1
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    Unlike Dirk, Bart doesn't trust Doctor Laghari in the slightest. So the question is, will the good doctor come out of this job alive?

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    I was a beautiful boy
    A gorgeous girl
    I was the queen of the wolves
    And the king of the birds
    The witches they loved me
    The hunters they hunt me
    And my life was the shortest way around

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    The thing sweeps its scythe and straightens. It must sense eyes on it, because it turns it’s head and looks right at Svlad.
    It is a skull’s face, grinning and bleached. Svlad stares.
    It tilts it’s head, like it’s watching a particularly fascinating documentary, or a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer created dot.
    AH, it says. It’s mouth doesn’t move, but Svlad hears it’s voice all the same, resonating deep and forever. INTERESTING.

    A story of Death and the boy who could see him, through the years.

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    Dirk Gently's friends of one week stage a military infiltration to break him out of the Black Wing base as he confronts the figures of his past. Farah refuses to believe that she's fallen for someone. Todd's meds are beginning to wear off.

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    6/?
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    50
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    This is a collection of funny, humors lines between the various Dirk Gently characters that I post to tumblr

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    3/?
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    2
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    5
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    174
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    Medieval fantasy!au

    Everything was fine for Todd...
    Well, not really. But at least nothing was too much complicated.
    But it was before he loose his job and was stalk by a weird Magus.

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    2/?
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    It's like a fine mist settling at the base of his skull, this filmy, grainy memory trying to obscure its own obscurity in the hopes the two negatives will cancel out and present a more comprehensible positive.

    He tries to focus on it like the few other times it scrapes at his nerve endings.

    Then Dr. Creed commands his attention, and the mist dissipates, dissolves quickly to be forgotten another time.

    "You seem a little distant today," Dr. Creed says in a strikingly dissonant tone, like a summer breeze limping its way between winter branches. "Something on your mind?"

    "Just the usual," comes the usual reply, and both doctor and patient are reasonably pleased by this.

    "That's good," Dr. Creed says in that strickeningly discordant voice of hers, like a gust of November skulking through fresh spring trees. "That's very good, Svlad."

    Svlad smiles at Dr. Creed, eye wandering to the candy jar on her desk, mind following suit in its usual speculations of what flavor lollipop she'll give him this time.
    Very good, indeed.

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    1/?
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    “I can’t believe you killed Santa Claus.”

    She shrugs nonchalantly, wiping her bloody hands on her pants. “He had it comin’.”

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    A Rubix Cube, a crashed car, and a root-beer flavored kiss. What do all these things have in common? The answer is a dinner date that Todd Brotzman will never forget.
    (I took the word crashing in the prompt quite literally)

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    It takes every ounce of willpower he has to keep the smile on his face. “Yeah, I just...love her. So much.”

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    The universe is a stream, and sometimes it’s a breeze, and sometimes it’s like a really empty road with no people on it so when you push the gas pedal down you can just go, like, really fast, and anyways that’s probably why a kitten runs out of the woods and then somehow kills half of the army guys.

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    43
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