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    A transcript of the eighth round of the rebooted Fandom Games roleplay on Tumblr. August 2017

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    ”Y’know, make it up. Pretend to be in a relationship with someone. Can’t be that hard to fake, right?” it was still a stupid idea, but Todd was actually pretty invested in it now. He leaned forward, folding his arms. “C’mon, think about it- you got any other desperate homeless friends?”

    Yellow sat up fully, glancing between Todd and the paper. The storm clouds parted, and the sunniest smile Todd had ever seen broke across his face. “Well, now that you mention it, one fellow does spring to mind…”

    Todd meets Dirk when both are homeless and stuck in a rut- Todd fresh out of the band, Dirk fresh out of England- and find the perfect apartment. The catch? It’s professional couple only. Dirk proposes a ruse, and Todd’s too desperate to be picky. With the help of their friends- Farah, Todd’s trigger-happy ex-crush from college; Bart, Dirk’s terrifying ex-bodyguard from boarding school; Ken, the mysterious computer guy downstairs- they must keep their landlady Amanda Mandelbrot believing the lie, and learn to navigate the wonderful world of being ‘independent adults’.

    What could go wrong?

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    Dirk Gently goes to San Fransisco. We find out where Bart got her name. The Rowdy 3 think in poetry and speak rarely. Ken makes some friends. Farah and Amanda beat people up together. Oh, yeah, and they're all under 14 years old.

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    Amanda and Todd were supposed to drift together and fight the monsters that periodically plagued the world. Their drift tests fail again and again, forcing Lieutenant Farah Black to find alternative pilots for the siblings.

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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    Ken talks his way out of custody in Blackwing.

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    Formerly "Never Let You Go"

    It seemed that the universe was finally rewarding them, taking a break from the hectic mess that their lives had become, only to rip it out of their hands. Blackwing is back with a vengeance it no longer cares to hold back, not even for those innocently swept up in the wake of one Prjoect Icarus. Farah and Todd do their best to muster up an escape plan, while Amanda and Vogel attempt a rescue mission with eventual help from Bart and Ken. Dirk just tries to get through every new experiment, hoping against hope that anyone is coming for him ... although it would be nice if that someone was a certain assisfriend ...

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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    "We got tuned into each other's radio stations. Let's say that. I got to walk through life ending others and she got the patterns. But it's not all right. Sometimes we're muddled. I'm never sure if I'm doing the right thing. "

     

    Role-Swap AU. Dirk is the holistic assassin, Bart the detective. Written for the mini DGHDA bang.

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    He asks if Dirk can hear it and Dirk just laughs, the sound reassuringly human.

    Well, not reassuringly. Reassuringly would mean Todd had to be reassured.

    It’s just – it sounds human. Which is good. Because Dirk is human. Definitely.

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    Bart didn’t often think about the past. It all got hazy pretty quick between the constant deaths and whatever those science people had tried to do to her when she was trapped. They were most all dead now, none of her concern.
    The future didn’t worry her either. The universe carried her, like a leaf on the wind, to exactly wherever she needed to be and exactly whoever needed to die.
    Nah. All that mattered was the present, and whatever was nearest.
    A gun.
    A snack.
    A car.
    A machete.
    And then the universe brought her Ken.

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    On a rather boring sunday morning - the detective agency hasn't had a case for a while now - the doorbell rings and a box stands in front of Todd's door.
    The box contains something, that might change his life forever

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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    'Ken stared at her, Hercules halfway to the disc drive. “...Bart, have you ever seen… a movie? Any movie?”

    “I saw those ones. On TV, that time I got stabbed and the universe broke.”

    “Those were sitcoms and commercials, they weren’t movies.”

    “Oh,” she shrugged again. “Okay, no, I guess I ain’t never seen a movie.”

    Ken had to take a moment to process that. He took a deep breath, putting the disc in the drive. “Disney first,” he said under his breath, closing the lid. “One thing at a time.”'

    Bart and Ken have a cosy night in with Disney movies- needless to say, things get emotional. Or as emotional as you can ever get with Bart.

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    During the showdown at the Spring mansion, people were a bit too preoccupied to analyze the appearance of their frizzy haired, murderous cavalry and her hacker companion. Still fewer stopped to appreciate her snazzy bow tie and jaunty hat.

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    Стоит оставить этих людей одних на пару дней — и не успеешь оглянуться, как они уже сломали Вселенную! (Во всем виноват диван)
    Эта история - логическое завершение Дела о Половине Кота.

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    Todd was the runt and the outcast his entire life. But then, finally, he was given the chance to prove himself.

    He never expected to be irreversibly changed by a thrall that didn't possess a lick of common sense and had to idea when to shut up.

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    A little drabble because I love the murder angel and her loyal companion.

    Bart and Ken enjoy some downtime.

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    "In the days that follow, several different things happen with several different people at severel different points in time.

     

    It's a jigsaw puzzle and it's almost complete.

     

    These are the last pieces."

     

     

    or, alternatively, the beggining of the end.

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