4 Works in Katie Hoaldridge
Marc Methot: “Which teammate would you least want to be stuck on a deserted island with?”
Jamie Benn: “Tyler Seguin. I don’t think he’s much of the wilderness kind of guy. He’s more of a pretty boy… He would be useless.”
We all wanted this. Here ya go.
Jamie Benn as Bruce Wayne
Batman universes mixed with hockey
Jamie having a girlfriend was great. It meant he was happy and of course Tyler would want his best friend to be happy, even though said best friend had apparently not thought to ask Tyler what he thought about the relationship or even thought to introduce him to her before they started dating. They could still be bros though. Bros after hoes kind of thing. Bros when they have time kind of bros. Bros who only text each other every few weeks and don’t call each anymore kind of bros. You know…occasional bros.
Jamie's upset that Tyler's dating Jesse (he's not), Tyler's upset that Jamie's dating Katie (he is), Jesse's upset because he has to live so far away from the superior Tyler, and Jason's just upset because he keeps getting cockblocked on date nights by a pair of absolute morons.